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What’s the best way to get Cheeto dust off my penis?

How can incels like us become absolute chads like you lot ?

There's a lovely looking gentleman in the picture over your shoulder. Who is he and how do I become him?

Hello Fin, Vittorio, and Horatio. Any advice on making friends in a new city post uni when you work remotely? Don’t like speaking to new people but also don’t like being lonely. P.s. Would also like fin’s thoughts on the other two having way cooler names than him.

How do I stop laughing at cerebral palsy comedians for the wrong reasons?

Why does Vittorio look like he falls asleep with half a joint next to the bed so he can wake up and immediately get high

I’m a CEO of a famous company, recently I there was a complaint made about me. Everyone has seen my messages and the worse bit about it is I’ve got no game and everyone knows it. I could lose my job but my absolute bellend of a mrs will stick around. What do I do?!

How to tell wife too stinky? Thank you.

Me and my girlfriend have had to break up.... pedos get such a bad rep

My cousins invited me to her Harry Potter themed wedding, please can you help me by: 1. Thinking of a way to get out of going. 2. Some ways to ruin it for her and make it entertaining for me.

I am an incel (why else would I be subscribed?). At what point do I just give up and go full David Caradine?

My girlfriend is currently being made redundant. How do I tell her that it's not all about her and that there's plenty of jobs out there for a yammering sow?

The wife lets out the longest blast of gas imaginable each morning, should I assert dominance and shit the bed?

My girlfriend has bad anxiety but choses to open up to me about her problems at 1am, when I've got to be up for work at 6. How do I tell her to let me sleep, without her killing herself?

Hello, agony Uncles (only sounds slightly molest-y) I am getting married in June, what would you say are some easy, low hanging fruit for some laughs for my speech? I’ve got a couple things written involving my soon to be wife however is there any time in the past any of you have had to make a speech and smashed it out the park?

Fin, you the man. I've put my life and soul into a company from Norway for the last 6 months, closed a massive deal for them and 20 minutes later they said my services are no longer required. What would you propose is an appropriate response or reaction to this?