I Don’t Beef Wellington Someone Unless I Really Love Them | The Napoleonic Wars (Part 8/10)

Love the image of Fin with a saber defending his honour on a seaside holiday surrounded by seagulls while accosting the mobility scooter cavalry opps. Needs to be painted

Classic beef Wellington stink so good, straight run to UTI. Poo isn't sterile turns out.

“I wouldn’t shit on her fanny, put it that way” almost led me to total my car laughing

There's a self proclaimed terrorist group in Cornwall, they call themselves the oo rr a. And their leader is named o-farmer bin laden

Great niche form of gangrene to learn about is Fournier’s. Charlie should pull it up next time he has a chance

“Sacrebloot” was criminally underrated

Definitely a shout to look up every historical figure as a sex position. Gadaffi'ing someone has to be a thing

The beef wellington sex position is called an Alabama hotpot where I'm from (the east midlands)

Horatio and his chat gpt rankings inspired me to ask it to rank the three of you in order of who would make the best dictator, apparently it's Charlie 😅