Cuckolded by Mr Tumble | Claudius (Part 2)

Samaria was the heartland and later the capital region of the northern Kingdom of Israel. Judea (Judah) was the territory of the southern Kingdom of Judah Before Roman rule, the region was known by names including Judah (Judea), Israel, and Samaria, depending on the period and area. After suppressing the Bar Kokhba revolt (132–136 AD), Emperor Hadrian reorganized the province of Judea and renamed it Syria Palaestina. To diminish the association of the land with the Jewish people by replacing "Judea" with a name derived from the Philistines, an ancient people who had lived mainly along the Mediterranean coast centuries earlier

Wouldn’t Hawking be the modern nonce cuck? Although he can’t control it, it’s the hand he was dealt. He’s been to the island and incapable of doing anything but watching 😂

Burgess Hill has more charity shops, barbers and vape shops than the entire Roman Empire at its peak.

Charlie slipped into Claudius by suggesting they raoe eachother. Great stuff

The telegraph certainly don’t give a fuck, today CHILDREN BANNED FROM PADDLING POOLS. (It’s a hose pipe ban)

If Elon got the epstein invite he'd definitely be the nonce cuck

Tricking Fin and Hortio into getting the physical evidence of a nonce cuck to search for evidence of a nonce cuck was a master stroke by Charlie. Completely covered his tracks right under their noses.

I worked with a deaf bloke who was convincted of being a nonce cuck. Bloke got sent down for watching blokes in south east Asia nonce young uns over FaceTime. Cuz he was deaf he even sounded like Claudius and even done the weird spaz laugh. What a bloke deffo friend of the pod you’d love him.

Very much the African dictator suits tonight lads ! 😂 Would bring a tear to only the most robust and well dressed of Fins fallen African heros🥲

Describes a binary system then introduces it as a traffic light system with THREE options… firmly moves himself along side Charlie in the red 😂

How do we feel about a new slur, calling someone a conce? A nuck? (That’s Nonce-cuck for the thick, dumb and fat)

I bet the disability was just an act and Claudius was the original Keyser Soze.

Hello fellow soldiers of the Viet Mong, hope you're all staying nice, unemployed and sweaty.

Cuck King!

Genuinely lads, thank you for your service, this podcast helps me hide my insanity from society. Every Monday I don't want to work, but I put this on in the background and I just feel better about everything. Never change gents.

The English when Rome invaded Brittain = Horatio without his glasses on

Claudius is the Adolf Eichmann of Rome