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June 18, 2026

New Summer Merch Drop!

Dear Truthers,

We have a new line of Fin Vs History beer coolers for you to enjoy in your command centre this summer! These are in limited stock so grab them quick, otherwise you'll be waiting a week for delivery.

  • Sofa Boys

  • Greek Man

  • Just Poo It,

  • We Can't Know

  • Patreon Exclusive - Be Ban't Beer

  • Patreon Exclusive - Fumblerooski Productions

There's also two new colours of the We Can't Know caps, with a Patreon exclusive Be Ban't Bnow plus a restock of our Greek Man T!

Buy here!

Comments (13)

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Adam · July 8, 2026

Just had an email and my can cooler order has been cancelled "due to unforeseen circumstances", has the unsinkable podcast been sunk???

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Jackson · June 24, 2026

Trying to figure out how I’ll explain my “We Can’t Know” hat to my coworkers

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Nathaniel Hiscock · June 21, 2026

My bank just locked down my card for trying to buy these. Not today.

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ivy ✨ · June 19, 2026

Next merch drop needs a “we can’t know” maga hat please boys

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Richie Eee · June 19, 2026

It's common knowledge 🧢

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Stephen Cronin · June 19, 2026

"Send Bobs" hat ASAP

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hwheeler31 · June 18, 2026

Can't see the new Be Bant Bnow hat on the link?

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Michael · June 18, 2026

With love from your former prison colony, is there a patron tier I could access which removes the wet sucking air through the teeth sound from Fin and Horatio?

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Ron’s a fucking nutter · June 19, 2026

You must understand we’re dealing with a different species here

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Ron’s a fucking nutter · June 18, 2026

Do mine bespectacled eyes deceive me? It seems like these will ship to the United States?

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Jordan Guy · June 18, 2026

Need a not today cap

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VLNC · June 18, 2026

Bot Boday 🧌💤🪑

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Karolina · June 18, 2026

Wow. Is there one with producer Tony’s face on it? I would say ‘Hey! I really love it’ That would be a sentence I would say. Oh yes. Good Day.