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tell charlie go to porndd.

Holy that was the most unexpected face reveal. I can never go back now, Charlie’s face is now seared into my brain.

Of COURSE Charlie fell for Deepak Chopra during lockdown 😂 Fun story. An old colleague of mine (middle aged jobs worth secretary) spent £25k on an in person Deepak Chopra "think yourself healthy" course. When she got back she kept coming into our office to talk about it. Me and one of my team were both smug atheists in our mid-late 20s. Right off the bat, we asked what he was like in person... he wasn't there. At all. Then she just kept going on about how it changed everything for her and she hasn't felt any pain or any unwellness since, and pulling a smug face about it, so I asked her what she was wearing her carpal tunnel wrist support for and she didn't talk to me again all week... Which was handy, because she just kept spouting pseudo-mystical word salad at everyone else.

*in my most autistic voice* Oh WOW I found the elephant!!!

Why study a book of sixty-four positions when the West has only one: lying face down in the dirt of history? Even **Finn Taylor** knows the British only use the *Kama Sutra* to find new ways to avoid looking each other in the eye. In the **Jamahiriya**, we don’t need 'The Bridge'—we have the Revolution, which, unlike your fragile limbs, never snaps under the weight of its own disappointment!

This guy Horatio and the rear admiral! try it out in the bunda and see if you can hit the back lol

Maybe shouldn’t have watched this one at work

I have written my own version

Who knew that doing a podcast with an audience named the Vietmong would lead to unhinged unwell fan behaviour.

Took a fleshlight to a stag do last week as part of an “anything but a cup” drinking game. Went down a treat. Cheers for the tip fellas!

At 23 i only figured out why 69 was called 69 - after a similar light bulb moment to charlie i have decided to rape and pillage to become an autistic, mildly down syndrome termite next time round

you boys are seriously gifted when it comes to whatever the fuck this is

Fin appreciate you mentioning me and my “girlfriend” in the autograph story, Horatio has failed to mention our “unforgettable” interaction the countless times he’s told it on pods

The deer fucker from the US looks like every patreon for this god forsaken podcast (when their fedora / fire print bandana are in the wash. )

Start of the episode: Someone hacked Charlie. 10 mins in: Here’s my hotspot password. That’s not cricket, that’s bowling with the barriers up 😂

Christ ! Was that Charlie?! ...god you never know do you huh

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DYAlZR1Tm3H/?igsh=MTRsNnJ4cmRzaTVvYg==

I’m a middle spot comic from Norwich and have also had requests of autographs off that guy, he got Lorraine Kelly’s from a brief scroll of his profile

Should have given the Birmingham nutter a fake autograph, like "send bobs" in indecipherable font

Lads it's Kama Sutra not karma sutra!

The long road to the quickshot launch masturbator

A topic suggestion: the years of lead. It's the Italian troubles essentially - think bombings in between naps, left wing loons versus right, and culminated in the kidnapping of a US NATO general.

So all this time that I've been punching women in the tits I should have been slapping their cleavage? The more you know

Deepak was friendly with Epstein, maybe Charlie was absorbing his noncy energy

I do enjoy that as a history podcast they have decided to follow a new way of recording dates: BTP: Before Throwing Poo ATP: After Throwing Poo

Me and my girlfriend sometimes try "the Charlie " position She bends over and pretends to be a toilet and I attempt to throw my brown dildo into her from the shower. This is difficult as a long time listener as my girlfriend doesn't exist

Charlie = Nathan Barley

My favourite position is that one where I’m sat in front of 4Chan with a belt around my neck

Finally I can find out why mummy and daddy wrestle