Just Pooed It
For you smelly thickos who ordered - these are shipping out today!
What other merch do you want?
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“Not my Circus, not my Monkeys”. T-shirts for the Australian tour. Bonus points for including the Aboriginal flag. Please include kids sizes, for the Fam.
My wife is thrilled that this has arrived on our anniversary
Black Hog Down T-shirts with Fin circling over Hull with a sniper
“I’ll build your ship” T-Shirts
fleece gilet
Bumfirk merch and US shipping
T-shirt- united colors of benetton campaign but Fin is model for all the races.
12” vinyl of Charlie’s versions of Mozart and Beethoven
Any chance of a William Wallace McTaliban t-shirt in time for the World Cup lads?
William Wallace vs Papa Doc even
Rorke’s Drift Survivor T-Shirts
Signed picture of Charlie
My beautiful deranged boy
Fin vs History branded callipers alongside with skull measuring for dummies guide
a branded pig feeding trough we can all gather around when consuming the pod.
Face cloth with a toilet and a mushroom cloud coming out of it i.e. Charlie's toilet
“It’s common knowledge” t shirts please
Irish republican shopping channel posters Special offer on armalites and Semtex
A perfect Arian skull to eat my cereal out of would be nice.
Never Full, Four Eyes and Throwing Poo shirts or something with just "Allegedly" on it
“This is what a phrenologist looks like” T shirts please
Anti-fizz knickers
A Gaddafi kitchen knife holder
Omg that's so trash
6 packs of pants for the ladies when science is discussed.
Used my towel at the gym. Needed to spend around 10 minutes trying to explain it. Gave up…
Make more hats
"Hundert percent" jumpers. Bobby Sands worst local MP of all time poster.
Some t shirts which don't scream I don't know how to talk to women my face does that enough already, feel like the current tshirts are a small step from female body inspector tshirts
Fake medical leaflets I can pass around that warn of the risk of contracting a serious disease if you enter France
A map of the world but you label the things you think we should know about, perhaps Austria and Germany can be a single country, and Greece and Italy and other such oily places can be marked as lazy pervert territory. Maybe Thailand can be labelled with something that indicates the involvement of horatio’s father.
Anti-French merch
Idi amin body pillow
When are we getting the history of Charlie as a Patreon Ep?
A hoodie with both of you saying "We can't know"
Be Ban’t Bnow
"Friend of the Pod" t-shirt with all the dictators and ruffians the boys have discussed
It’s a quick single T shirt
Chernoble Elephant's foot candle with "if only they teased the tip for longer"
Charlie's poems on coasters
"Amateur phrenologist" bowl with a silhouette of a head being measured
Just Poo It branded Mother’s Crosses
The sat in the car poem on a hoody please. Also a tee-shirt with all of ure native injun names please
New edition to add to my cocaine edge-athon sesh for seed catching
This week: the History of Islam Patreon: Muhammad You know we want it. Get some stones and do it.
Also a calendar with quotes
A Fin vs History watch (exact replica of Fin’s German one)
Mine turned up the other day, I’ll use it to wipe up my cum when I’m done fucking my blow up girlfriend
A t-shirt with the slogan “6 million ain’t nothing but a number”.
A collection of Charlie’s poems
Can we have merch without the FVH logo on it please - just "we can't know" only and id have bought one already - I just don't want to advertise I enjoy a racist podcast to the uninitiated!
Michael Douglas muff diving bibs
Dying to have one of these and so heartbroken that you can’t ship to the US ⚡️⚡️
Some Charlie branded STD check tests 👍
And Ron place Ron time designs
Hard to disagree when you put it so perfectly
More mugs
Blut aftershave
We need whiskey glasses and we need a line of Fin v History watches that may or may not be based upon the one Fin wears
Burnt toast from underground
would really like a cap with just the FvH logo on it
I’m keen on some insignia. And a fedora with a feather in it
Nazi space race for sure from me. Get an artist in and do something cool
“I don’t thinks that’s funny 🇮🇪”
Just got my confirmation 🍆
Are you supposed to use the towel to wipe up the ones that miss the toilet?
Pro Anschluss merch? 😄
"Non-offending paedophile"
T-shirt idea along the top "Fin the Ripper" In the middle Fin in Victorian wears and a cricket bat. Along the bottom "knocked her for six".....lovely stuff.
A "Germany 1939-1945" mystery memorabilia loot box. Submariner watches, mother's cross etc
Charlie's poems
Saddam Presedential watches but it's Finn in his dictator fit on them
I've had worse Mondays.....
Welcome mat that says "what is it Charlie"
"Get us a coke Tapinga" with pic!
"that's not cricket" or some official Phrenology Society tees
The looks you would get would be hilarious
Fin v history mother spoons
Reproduction watches like Fin's, but with 'Blut!' as a logo on the watch face above the hands.
Charlie conspiracy board full of red strings saying 'the animals come out when we go to work'
Official Female Body Inspector shirts
Fin Taylor, Mince Pie Nailer
I’ve just come back from The Toilet(France) and saw a firm out there called “PUM Construction”. Could do one with Repairs While You Wait. That or wotsit dust I can rub on my fat sweating body
Maybe a fedora with gadaffi with full military outfit
Mugs full of Charlie’s cum please.
Not Cricket tees
Cap/t shirt with... 'Why is my liver pouring out of my arse?' 'Oh fuck I've lost my horse!' - Richard III 'Chernobyl, the Communist Titanic' Plus Fin's Nazi Top Trumps
Yes a Fin playing cards pack or top nazi trumps
A coffee table book of placements. Double page spread with first event on the left, later event of the right.
What use do I have for soap?
I wear my history hat like a baggy green, and worked just as hard to get it. But it is for very small heads, any chance of bigger ones for massive heads?
I’d like a just pooed it bit of merch, and really want be bant bknow hat or t shirt
Charlie’s bath water
Just pond water surly
Any of the things Charlie googles or says really
“wannnhundraaaad %” dad hats
Big Sippy Cups to buy our spouses.
Also can we get something with "Mutti" on it. If ye can get a silhouette of the face Fin makes while tit suckling that'd be amazing ha
Fin vs history fedoras
And gimp masks.
Uh man I've been abusing my apprentice!! I got this sent to his house up north (cuz ye won't deliver to my beautiful green island). Uh now I've to apologise... Neee...ot! Sound for letting us know
‘We can’t know’ Caps
A t shirt of that photo of uncle H with the boys in Paris but you, Horatio and Charlie are swapped in
beautiful
Bus boy t shirts of the Foxtrot Vagina Hotel.
Red white and black armbands showing our Patreonage
'Bot Builty' orange jumpsuits.
Boss Bemp Bummed Bordon Bamsey
BOSSBEMP x BORDANBAMSEY
A shirt with ‘who’s your favourite communist?’ on the front pocket with a montage of the most influential/famous communist leaders on the back
Restock on Greek Man tes
Branded quick shot launch master
Calendar with the boys dressed as the worst dictators of all time for each month
Absolutely this
Pls restock Be Bant Bnow caps
I’d like something with HUNDERT PROZENT on it
Fin vs History map of Nazi Occupied Europe to hang on my wall please
Seconded
With matching arm band
People really are mugs buying that toot.
Mugs are a good idea
Charlie’s quotes book.
In six volumes
thanks fin, horatio and producer tony for all your hard work
"allegedly" caps/t shirts etc
And “We Can’t Know”
Scholars & Racists, gentlemen!
An ss style FVH officers cap
My dyslexic ass. Read that as Fgm
1930s German watches