Just Poo It x Charlie (Limited Merch Drop)
Hello fatties,
Since you're all so smelly, we've created a soap and towel range for you to use when you finally decide to wash. Inspired by Charlie's shocking habits.
ONLY TAKING ORDERS UNTIL MIDNIGHT SUNDAY (UK ONLY)
If you have managed to convince a woman to like you, there is a patreon only bundle that she will appreciate you purchasing.
We'll be donating a small portion of every purchase to Charlie's cleaner.
Shipping in 3-4 weeks.
Buy here!
Comments (58)
Anyone’s order dispatched yet? Ordered mine in March and hoping to clean myself soon
I used to keep my washing basket in the bathroom , half asleep after a night shift once while getting ready to shower I ended up just throwing my socks into the toilet, just stared at it for a few seconds thinking about how retarded that was, but Charlie has cheered me up as I’ve never lobbed my shit from the shower
Guys!! Just in: police in Victoria, Australia have just “allegedly” shot and killed Dezi Freeman. A sovereign citizen who was taking the government to court for corruption. They went to his property a few weeks ago to arrest him over alleged “child sex” offences and he “allegedly” shot and killed 3 of the 10 police who were there that morning. It just so happens that all the police video cameras turned off just as this happened.. and he got away on foot. So many questions.. seems a very unlikely scenario. Was Dezi Freeman a lunatic or was he onto something much bigger.. deep state corruption. Check it out
get a grip you fucking cooker he got what he deserved
Anybody willing to buy and ship mine to Texas? Willing to pay 💸🫵🏻
You should use a forwarding service
Might be inclined to spend my hard earned money, only if I know Charlie is getting at least 50% royalties over it.
Ordered. I will be using this as my cum rag. I want Charlie to know.
Need that soap
End of month but before payday…. painful timing lads
I am now starting the first Fin Vs the Internet Conspiracy theory. I think Charlie is a patsy. He's been set up to sell merch. Je suis Charlie le poop thrower.
😂😂😂
I’ll pay £70 for one shipped to NZ
Desperately asking my friends (read: mates) in the UK to launder this purchase for me and my piggy American ass to wash away my sins overseas
Aspirational bathroom wear
Dec Garner
Subscribe to the Pootreon
Need me some Juan merch asap. Closest I will ever get to a sexual experience
Outstanding.
Hoping this goes well so more of Charlie’s stories get made into merch 🤞🏻
Signed up for the history. Stayed for the poo towels
what is 'soap' and how do I wash ?
Limited edition (before Nike find out!)
Gonna need a hole in the soap for that price
Take my money
No delvieries outside the UK? What will I wash my stinky beer-stained Czech hands with now?!
"UK only" that's discrimination against us IRA sympathisers
No delivery to Ireland?
You guys need soap the most!
I need one of those autoblows with a holder for mixing war hammer acrylic paints
This is a disgusting money grab, shame on you. Just put my order in
Come on we want charlie bathwater soap shipped to swizerland. We re definitely not neutral about poo
I am obviously a slave to whatever merch you drop
Fuck me, the power to get this out so quickly. You've made it boys. Serious cheddar in play
I too am genuinely impressed with the quick turn around on this, the boys are cooking with gas!
My filthy convict balls didn't want to get washed anyway!
Can this be relabelled a ‘Limited Merch Plop’
Stone the flaming crows! 30 quid for a hand towel and some soap. I may be a retarded basement dweller but even I know my mum won't pay that for me to be clean. Add in 25 quid or so to have a mail forwarder ship it to me in the colonies and I may as well just shit in my own hand and clap.
Is it not possible to get it shipped to Sweden?
No fedora?
What is this "Woman" of which you speak of... My mother will apprecate the thought of me using soap...
Is the soap made from Charlie's bath water?
Only reason I’m purchasing it
Will it clean the wotsit dust on my fat fingers?
Not shipping to Austria?? 3-0 ig
I’m not washing! I’ve never done it and I won’t start now! Go Wash yourself you cucks
What a story too share when guests see my new towel
Unfortunately I’ll have to remain unwashed in Ireland
The copyright case for this would be one for the ages
Bust boo bit
23 great British smackeroonies for a towel? Fine.
Can't wait for 3 months time when we find out this is the tip of a very very disgusting iceberg
Tip of the fatberg
I was hoping for a wall frame
This is cricket
Can’t wait to use this for my annual wash!
Now this is Cricket 🏏
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