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March 27, 2026

Just Poo It x Charlie (Limited Merch Drop)

Hello fatties,

Since you're all so smelly, we've created a soap and towel range for you to use when you finally decide to wash. Inspired by Charlie's shocking habits.

ONLY TAKING ORDERS UNTIL MIDNIGHT SUNDAY (UK ONLY)

If you have managed to convince a woman to like you, there is a patreon only bundle that she will appreciate you purchasing.

We'll be donating a small portion of every purchase to Charlie's cleaner.

Shipping in 3-4 weeks.

Buy here!

Comments (58)

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James Life · April 17, 2026

Anyone’s order dispatched yet? Ordered mine in March and hoping to clean myself soon

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Anglesemen · April 13, 2026

I used to keep my washing basket in the bathroom , half asleep after a night shift once while getting ready to shower I ended up just throwing my socks into the toilet, just stared at it for a few seconds thinking about how retarded that was, but Charlie has cheered me up as I’ve never lobbed my shit from the shower

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CROM · March 29, 2026

Guys!! Just in: police in Victoria, Australia have just “allegedly” shot and killed Dezi Freeman. A sovereign citizen who was taking the government to court for corruption. They went to his property a few weeks ago to arrest him over alleged “child sex” offences and he “allegedly” shot and killed 3 of the 10 police who were there that morning. It just so happens that all the police video cameras turned off just as this happened.. and he got away on foot. So many questions.. seems a very unlikely scenario. Was Dezi Freeman a lunatic or was he onto something much bigger.. deep state corruption. Check it out

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F R · March 30, 2026

get a grip you fucking cooker he got what he deserved

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Christian Romaguera · March 29, 2026

Anybody willing to buy and ship mine to Texas? Willing to pay 💸🫵🏻

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Tom Hornby · March 29, 2026

You should use a forwarding service

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Axel Luciani · March 29, 2026

Might be inclined to spend my hard earned money, only if I know Charlie is getting at least 50% royalties over it.

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Callum Wash · March 28, 2026

Ordered. I will be using this as my cum rag. I want Charlie to know.

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Liam · March 28, 2026

Need that soap

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CorporalWillyWolly · March 28, 2026

End of month but before payday…. painful timing lads

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Andrew Cassells · March 28, 2026

I am now starting the first Fin Vs the Internet Conspiracy theory. I think Charlie is a patsy. He's been set up to sell merch. Je suis Charlie le poop thrower.

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Oliver Whybrow · March 28, 2026

😂😂😂

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Alexander Thomas Sharman · March 27, 2026

I’ll pay £70 for one shipped to NZ

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Keystone Catholic · March 27, 2026

Desperately asking my friends (read: mates) in the UK to launder this purchase for me and my piggy American ass to wash away my sins overseas

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Duck Soup · March 27, 2026

Aspirational bathroom wear

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Pip Unsworth · March 27, 2026

Dec Garner

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Jack · March 27, 2026

Subscribe to the Pootreon

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Keyboard Seppuku · March 27, 2026

Need me some Juan merch asap. Closest I will ever get to a sexual experience

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Ethel Caterham, 117 · March 27, 2026

Outstanding.

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Stat Blocking · March 27, 2026

Hoping this goes well so more of Charlie’s stories get made into merch 🤞🏻

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Jake Thompson · March 27, 2026

Signed up for the history. Stayed for the poo towels

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Ben · March 27, 2026

what is 'soap' and how do I wash ?

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Mike Cullimore · March 27, 2026

Limited edition (before Nike find out!)

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Nathan · March 27, 2026

Gonna need a hole in the soap for that price

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David Leech · March 27, 2026

Take my money

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Hegataro · March 27, 2026

No delvieries outside the UK? What will I wash my stinky beer-stained Czech hands with now?!

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skin19head69 · March 27, 2026

"UK only" that's discrimination against us IRA sympathisers

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Nathan Connolly · March 27, 2026

No delivery to Ireland?

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Jim Huss · March 27, 2026

You guys need soap the most!

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Kane · March 27, 2026

I need one of those autoblows with a holder for mixing war hammer acrylic paints

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That UFO Podcast · March 27, 2026

This is a disgusting money grab, shame on you. Just put my order in

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Lucien Blanchard · March 27, 2026

Come on we want charlie bathwater soap shipped to swizerland. We re definitely not neutral about poo

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Rob McGregor · March 27, 2026

I am obviously a slave to whatever merch you drop

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lukenluken · March 27, 2026

Fuck me, the power to get this out so quickly. You've made it boys. Serious cheddar in play

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BJ L · March 27, 2026

I too am genuinely impressed with the quick turn around on this, the boys are cooking with gas!

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Stuart · March 27, 2026

My filthy convict balls didn't want to get washed anyway!

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Greg · March 27, 2026

Can this be relabelled a ‘Limited Merch Plop’

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SomeGuy OnTheInternet · March 27, 2026

Stone the flaming crows! 30 quid for a hand towel and some soap. I may be a retarded basement dweller but even I know my mum won't pay that for me to be clean. Add in 25 quid or so to have a mail forwarder ship it to me in the colonies and I may as well just shit in my own hand and clap.

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Richard Foster · March 27, 2026

Is it not possible to get it shipped to Sweden?

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Fedora Gimp · March 27, 2026

No fedora?

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Osama-Bin Trippin · March 27, 2026

What is this "Woman" of which you speak of... My mother will apprecate the thought of me using soap...

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Jess · March 27, 2026

Is the soap made from Charlie's bath water?

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Greg · March 27, 2026

Only reason I’m purchasing it

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Christ on a Bike · March 27, 2026

Will it clean the wotsit dust on my fat fingers?

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Lobo · March 27, 2026

Not shipping to Austria?? 3-0 ig

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Dogs need footwear · March 27, 2026

I’m not washing! I’ve never done it and I won’t start now! Go Wash yourself you cucks

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Chris · March 27, 2026

What a story too share when guests see my new towel

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Adam · March 27, 2026

Unfortunately I’ll have to remain unwashed in Ireland

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Thomas Jefford · March 27, 2026

The copyright case for this would be one for the ages

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Jb · March 27, 2026

Bust boo bit

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Marry me in the house · March 27, 2026

23 great British smackeroonies for a towel? Fine.

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T Dogg · March 27, 2026

Can't wait for 3 months time when we find out this is the tip of a very very disgusting iceberg

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Kain O’Riordan Sapara · March 27, 2026

Tip of the fatberg

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Xavier · March 27, 2026

I was hoping for a wall frame

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David Harper-Hood · March 27, 2026

This is cricket

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Liam · March 27, 2026

Can’t wait to use this for my annual wash!

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ryan anderson · March 27, 2026

Now this is Cricket 🏏

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Andrew Wallace · March 27, 2026

😆😆