Richard The Niro and Salad Cream Pacino | Saladin & The Third Crusade (Part 2)

Mad that Fin knows about Cunning hahaha

Selling original Hitler bust, free fedora. Dm for details

Fizzy ball bags all around at the mere mention of a trebuchet

Brown eyeatollah

Richard the Lion on his back…

So basically the Third Crusade was just a load of tunnel burrowers, fruit munchers and quick shot launchers fighting over the medieval Berghain.

Grumpykins in bed with Obama during the signing of the Iran nuclear deal may have been interesting… given he’d been dead for 20 years

This period of history brings me back to my favourite English flatulist Roland the Farter, beautiful talented man.

Nutty putty cave deniers be like, “one seems too many, that number has been inflated by anti-splunkers”

Not only is rowing gay, it is so gay that I now think you are gay for saying it is not gay

I'm not here to learn about history. I'm here to track the slow progression of Charlie Milner, into Charlie Fish.

Put the "Aids" in cruse Aids?

Incredible stuff. Much easier to wank to than Albert fish

How dare they open a kebab shop across the street from Nutty Putty Cave.