The Ancient World’s Jeremy Kyle | Cleopatra (Part 1)
The year is 69BC (nice), Cleopatra is born. She will grow up to become the most famous woman in the world by weaponising her pum.
The Ancient World’s Jeremy Kyle | Cleopatra (Part 1) (YouTube)
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Classic episode, a lot of pum jokes. Charlie, as standard, asking the real questions
Is it bad that my password contains the date that the Nazi’s initiated Operation Barbarossa? I’m not even kidding.
Liz Trruss eats Vaseline, and you can too.
as a tall and average fella, horatio is 100% correct
Scott McPtolemy is phenomenal
Horatio is no cunning linguist
Horatio looks like an unimpressed, fuck ugly Yorkshire terrier in those glasses.
I’m going border terrier, wire-haired.
Like watching your favourite pub burn down, sure, they’ll rebuild it, but it’s never the same
Why is Horatio having a bath with his head at the tap end, what is wrong with this man
That smirk from Finn during the 69 grave digging ramble by definitely average cocked Horatio
Missed opportunity to get Charlie’s reaction to Caesar’s nickname for cleopatra, “the golden mouth”
I feel sorry for Be Be, Horatio ain’t eating any snatch
69 is the sexual equivalent of trying to rub your belly and pat your head at the same time - neither of you can be fully committed to either task
Every episode convinces me more and more that Horatio is gay
Did Horatio get his shirt from Rupert the bear?
In the crusades eps (urban pope), Horatio uses “a new belt” as frame of reference for lack of technological advancement. He has used the same reference again in this episode regarding Egypts lack of progress. Theres something to unpack here but i dont know what it is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_LN0hznp-A
i couldnt get this out of my head as the entire theme tune to this podcast (pls dont cut my head off)
How have they still not done Idi Amin. His whole life was a massive we can’t know. He’s like OJ Hitler.
Got maga comments about "Be Bant Bnow" day ruined
Hyped
Egyptologists and gynaecologists - both spend their days looking into mummy’s
You were an apostrophe away from greatness.
Charlie should read about the Habsburgs to answer his question about how fucked people get from inbreeding, Charles the Second of Spain would blow his fucking mind
Yeah he was truly fucked. His autopsy is insane: "His heart was the size of a peppercorn; his lungs corroded; his intestines rotten and gangrenous; he had a single testicle, black as coal, and his head was full of water." Come to think of it, I think Charlie’s head is full of water.
far too educational
How inbred can you get
“I don’t care what these amateur phrenologists tell you, cleopatra was black” -Netflix
Fin's afraid of all black people, not just The Weeknd
Fuckus I’m gonna bussus Gold as always Charlie
Finally some real history , the past few weeks have been shockers
Lads, that Charlotte Church countdown in the Sun wasn't to 18...
Wasn’t it to 16 🤢
I’ll buy that bib as merch
Yes I'm first! Gotta treat myself to another walk through M&S Ladieswear Department
One letter off the truth !