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A Non-Offending Homosexual | Gordon of Khartoum (Part 1)
January 26, 2026

A Non-Offending Homosexual | Gordon of Khartoum (Part 1)

Introducing General Gordon: where there is war, there is a closeted homosexual. 

A Non-Offending Homosexual | Gordon of Khartoum (Part 1) (YouTube)

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Wolfgang Bailey · May 31, 2026

Lads, speaking of blacking up: have you SEEN Mark Heap - Brian from Spaced, Dr Alan Statham from Green Wing, Jim from Friday Night Dinner, the man who caught bad aids from Brasseye etc - in Octopussy? He's in it for about 5 seconds, and he's got not shirt on but they only blacked his face up

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Charlie Calam · May 8, 2026

You two not knowing what ding ding ditch is is the most private school shit you’ve ever said. Including when Charlie said he’s thinks he’s a nonce 😆

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Asquith 94 · February 8, 2026

You can lead a horse to water but you can't mqke it racist. The water does that.

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Charlie K · January 29, 2026

Mo wang, mo ploblems

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Phil Brown · January 29, 2026

Diarrhoea of a CEO 😂😂😂

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Albion · January 28, 2026

All aboard the Kneecap hate bus lads, our time is coming

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Xtrmdiscountmattress · January 28, 2026

'a new woman' is amazing terminology

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sambo s · January 27, 2026

where’s the speccy?

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Kris · January 27, 2026

Anti-Irish British rap group ‘Sinn Bóne’ is some of the best wordplay I’ve ever heard

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Tom · January 27, 2026

Please review the trailer for the 80’s film Soul Man. An astonishing use of blackface

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HapiJoel · January 27, 2026

What is this, comicon? Get back in ya Tardis!

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David Ooi · January 27, 2026

In the hokkien dialect of Chinese, 'cunt' would be pronounced as cheebye. So cheeb as a word for front bum works excellently well.

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The Colonel · January 26, 2026

This was the best episode you have ever put out. Hands down. On point for humour and enough 'facts' for me to be able to justify retelling what you said so that I had an excuse to do a racist voice in public!

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Alasdair Bisset · January 26, 2026

Saw Flashman, dropped a like. The Crossover I’ve dreamt of

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boudicca · January 26, 2026

When I was a kid we called a fanny a ‘mini’ - closest name to willy IMO

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Sloggs · January 26, 2026

Horatio without glasses EWE. Easiest Wank Ever!

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J · January 26, 2026

tom must feel sick after listening to this episode the big fanny

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Ell · January 26, 2026

I might have to cancel the patreon if the glasses don't return soon

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Vahapetautus · January 26, 2026

Boys. Where is the 5 parter on Idi Amin come on. You’re starving this little piggie of his fill of African Dictators.

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Fin vs The Internet / Fin vs History · January 26, 2026

Scheduled for February fear not

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Lee · January 26, 2026

9/11 of children?

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civium ardor · January 26, 2026

Ding dong ditch is great yes, but have you ever played Kill The Cunty?

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Duncan Barclay · January 27, 2026

How about Theft and Shrubbery?

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Tom Hinze · January 26, 2026

Make Glases Great Again

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DarthBillius · January 26, 2026

Starting a petition to do to Horatio what the ayatollah did to Iran, chuck a towel over his head until he finds his glasses

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Andrew Wallace · January 26, 2026

Horatio watched Khartoum but not Braveheart. Astonishing

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Myki Addo · January 26, 2026

Harry Flashman you mean Caiphus Caine.

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S · January 26, 2026

Why is Horatio inflicting this on the world again? He looks good in glasses. He's in glasses on the logo. Why must he make us behold the Monster yet again?

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Field · January 26, 2026

I think he looks handsome without glasses. I guess I'm in the minority.

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Chris Kelly · January 26, 2026

Middle aged politically incorrect truther gets notification at stupid o'clock of new episode.Im here for it

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Chris Kelly · January 26, 2026

Ding dong ditch/knock down ginger, it's what us council estate plebs played!!!

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Chris · January 26, 2026

Good old ‘knock and run’ in liverpool

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Taylor Bloor · January 26, 2026

How middle class are they that they havent heard of ding dong ditch?

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J M · January 26, 2026

The driveways in their area were too big , they could not run away in time

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Alex Clements · January 26, 2026

Why am I here so early, I've lost control of my life