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January 23, 2026

Merch Drop - "We Can't Know"

Caps, t-shirts, sweatshirt, hoodie - we can't know.

For people who like clothes but don't know how to wear them.

10% off for you truthers with link. Preorder now, shipping mid Feb.

https://fumblerooski.myshopify.com/discount/7GBXMV226VQM?redirect=%2Fcollections%2Fwe-cant-know

Comments (59)

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Rohan Barnard · January 26, 2026

Where's my "We can't know" tie?

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Hugo Mahony · January 25, 2026

You'd do anything for a few pound!

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Jon Ridley · January 25, 2026

When we getting the Mitford Sisters? Comedy gold and nazi elements

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Steven Bunn · January 25, 2026

When we getting the embroidered fedoras lads?

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Jomo Kenyatta · January 28, 2026

I want those T-shirts that are really short and wide.

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BrianCider · January 25, 2026

Nothing says ‘hey check out my favourite podcast’ quite like a cap with an inside joke about holocaust denial embroidered on it

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Ben · January 24, 2026

Running an ultramarathon tomorrow and I’ve just signed up as a TRUTHER, can’t wait for 7h of FVH. Thankyou for your attention to this matter.

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C Ryan · January 24, 2026

Nearly 30 squids for a shit cap... Sign me up!

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Daragh Cooney · January 23, 2026

No Ireland shipping :( bow ban bi bhow by bupport

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5pence · January 23, 2026

No black, my Cheeto and cum stains won't pop so much on navy

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Fraser Walpole · January 23, 2026

You releasing the sweatshirts in any other colours?

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Michael White · January 23, 2026

How do you get the be bant bnow hats they’re not on the store 😭

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Pete Wells · January 23, 2026

Direct link in separate post to keep it exclusive

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Joel Dunn · January 23, 2026

Bordon bamsey bight buy bun

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Theodor Nygård · January 23, 2026

As a Norwegian what the hell, is this cause of Lindisfarne? Stop carrying this grudge it's very Irish of you

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Alex Billington · January 23, 2026

Please do your version of Top Trumps with politicians for your little piggies

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Luke G · January 23, 2026

Yo heads up you guys in breach of trading standards by not listing textile composition

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That UFO Podcast · January 23, 2026

When’s your UFO episode 👀

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That UFO Podcast · January 23, 2026

Shut up and take my money Got a hoodie ordered!

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hilmaaberg · January 23, 2026

We are fat and disgusting in Sweden too lads

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Louis · January 23, 2026

Top quality merch... but why display it on models who are clearly way too attractive to be truthers? I want to know what that tshirt looks like underneath a blazer — wrinkled and covered in pie stains — on a skinny fat man with a goatee and ponytail. Not some svelte Adonis with the confidence to make eye contact with a photographer.

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Ian Baldwin · January 23, 2026

When will you be releasing phrenology calipers?

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Henry James · January 23, 2026

Very disappointed that these are not fedoras

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Barnesy · January 23, 2026

*purple fedoras

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Dada · January 23, 2026

Merch idea: “Get us a Coke, Katinga” in the Coca-Cola font

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Timbo · January 23, 2026

Sixty quid for a ten quid hoody. No offence lads but fuck off.

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Shem · January 23, 2026

Why not delivery to germany? I am PISSED

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Charlie · January 23, 2026

Why do you think

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Shem · January 23, 2026

Im gonna shit my pants

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Paul Bryden · January 23, 2026

.....but ive just spent all my money on nazi spoons!

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Danny Sunshine · January 23, 2026

a brutal moment to be an American 😭😭

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E Hutch · January 23, 2026

can’t wait to wear this in work

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Cameron Shillings · January 23, 2026

No Ireland shipping????

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Cameron Shillings · January 23, 2026

One green cap please

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XavierMc15 · January 23, 2026

Albino buying one of them

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AH · January 23, 2026

They were a bit demicky so they weren't properly

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Adam · January 23, 2026

Hat makes Horatio look like Russel Van Pelt from Jumanji

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Joshua Cook · January 23, 2026

Can someone remind me what this is a reference too? Even after listening to everything at least three times.

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Casey James · January 23, 2026

The Be Bant Bnow is from the Pol Pot series I think

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Osama-Bin Trippin · January 23, 2026

Just blown my Giro on a new hat, now I can alternate between this and my fedora.

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Liam. · January 23, 2026

More curious about the numbers on your Not Today shirts, and why you haven't restocked them. We can't know........

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AlexSPQR · January 23, 2026

52 quid a sweatshirt. Jeez. All my JSA benefits are going to this I guess!

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General Gist · January 23, 2026

AUD $51 +$22 delivery for a cap lads!! Says a lot about this club of fedora aficionados 👨‍🌾

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Darren · January 23, 2026

Will I fit my massive head in the cap? Even if I take my fedora off first? Looks like Horatio is struggling!

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Luke G · January 23, 2026

French jumper? You expect me to wear toilet paper? Yeah go on then

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Mark Lewis · January 23, 2026

Fin looking more and more like he talks at bus stops every show

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Bryan Queer · January 23, 2026

Any chance of a restock on the Greek shirt?

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Pete Wells · January 23, 2026

Yes - printing some more - now available to order and will ship with the new ts in Feb

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Cole Bressler · January 23, 2026

10% off?? That’s far too high of a number. If there is a discount, I figure the number is actually much lower than that.

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Karl Catterson · January 23, 2026

No deliveries to Ireland lads?

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Franz Herman · January 23, 2026

Be Bant Bnow

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Harvey Gilham · January 23, 2026

Where is the fedora?

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Harry · January 23, 2026

Bwoah

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Bandito · January 23, 2026

The T shirts only go up to 3XL? I thought you understood the fan base. Frauds.

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James · January 23, 2026

Will you be selling merch later in the year on your tour at the actual gigs?

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James Perrin · January 23, 2026

Bhats a big bumber, burely bot

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Teddy · January 23, 2026

Should’ve been a Burger King crown

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PJ O'Connell · January 23, 2026

Be ban’t bow

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James · January 23, 2026

The guest we need to see!