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January 12, 2026

Don’t Even Talk To Me Before You’ve Picked My Coffee | Papa Doc: Haitian Dictator (Part 1)

Coffee, Voudou & Lesbians - Haiti or Hackney? How one man went from doctor to dictator armed with nothing but folklore and a lesbian sidekick.

Don’t Even Talk To Me Before You’ve Picked My Coffee | Papa Doc: Haitian Dictator (Part 1) (YouTube)

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Sam · June 2, 2026

In my house growing up we called tomato ketchup "TomTom Macoute"

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Gindaff · January 18, 2026

Literally painting Warhammer while listening. Should I update my LinkedIn job role to Tuntun Macoute Special Forces?

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Adam S · January 17, 2026

Boys, you're mad for not including this little tid-bit: the French sent Polish soldiers to help quell the Haitian uprising, then the Polish soldiers realised the same thing they are doing is what they did to their own country so they turned and helped the Haitians get their country back. This led to Poland and the Poles to be affectionately called 'the n****** of Europe'.

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Matt · January 14, 2026

Since when are Italians considered white?!?!?! That is not cricket

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Harry P · January 14, 2026

At what point does he have the rap battle with Eminem?

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Blob · January 14, 2026

Haishe/her

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The Colonel · January 14, 2026

Poets! Hit-oets

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Carolvs Minor · January 13, 2026

Eay man Kampf!

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Yibrogbor · January 13, 2026

The look Finn gives Horatio when Charlie hits the Haitian “Vordemaan” fucking sent me

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Mathew Gabriel · January 13, 2026

You covered this subject just to do the accents didn’t you?

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Maverick Wookie · January 13, 2026

Watching this while assembling warhammer models really hit hard.

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Robert Foster · January 12, 2026

I have actually been to Haiti twice on mission trips

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Cal · January 13, 2026

Went to a Catholic highschool that did the same. Two years in a row separate girls got sent home for fucking the sons of the families they were staying with.

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Rachael Kenny · January 12, 2026

Ton ton macoute, but instead of guns, flesh lights

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Larry · January 12, 2026

Bluuuut-clarrt would get you in trouble with everyone at a party😂😂😂

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Christopher Welch · January 12, 2026

Eddie Grant!? That is wild.

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Reece Stewart · January 12, 2026

funny episode.

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Osama-Bin Trippin · January 12, 2026

*Reggae Claxxon* 🔊🔊🔊

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MRG · January 12, 2026

When will we get full screen option gents, the Patreon app is not cricket

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Andrew · January 12, 2026

Open in YouTube works, it’s just mildly irritating to my hungry thicko brain. Then I ask myself, is caring about this kind of shit evidence of neurodiversity?

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jhero · January 12, 2026

Papa doc was in 8 mile wasn't he?

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HapiJoel · January 12, 2026

Listening to this while painting my Seraphon Stegadon, happy to be recognised

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S · January 12, 2026

25:54 I guess to settle this, you'll just have to release Fin vs History stuffed dolls, then see if you can feel all the debased sex acts your patreons are doing with them. Do you think you would feel m*lested?

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Gandalf · January 12, 2026

This pod is mainly getting mens shoes and knees pointed semi-aggressively at you. 👍

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Andrew · January 12, 2026

That’s what we pay for, that, and locating events clearly on the timeline of history, and to hear them identify important questions about celebrities sexual tastes with answers we ban’t bossibly bo

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Myki Addo · January 12, 2026

I feel attacked @40:55...

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Matthew Edwards · January 12, 2026

Monty Python - Alan Whicker Island. youtu.be/Cn8Pua5rhj4?si=YDItcXzmWfv2lEL6

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Cole Peters · January 12, 2026

This podcast isn’t great, but it’s better than being bummed

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Telepono · January 12, 2026

It's macragge blue actually not cobalt

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neill a · January 13, 2026

I'm lost on this. Whats the joke?

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Mugabes Favourite White · January 12, 2026

“BLLUTT-CLAT” 🗣️🔊📣

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twhy · January 12, 2026

In return for making me contemplate how my family must feel about me, when does the history of illicit substances series start?

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Zeeb · January 12, 2026

that’s not cricket

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Zeeb · January 12, 2026

accent heaven, i can’t wait

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Zeeb · January 12, 2026

i should’ve known they would just do jamaican accent, perfect opportunity for a french caribbean accent and they missed it