Starting this monday, a month-long series...

These pictures are wonderful, I wish I could've seen the whole set!

Is this all going to be on the Patreon straight away, if so I think I may die

Liz Truss Kuenssberg … Meloni? https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/aug/29/giorgia-meloni-disgusted-at-posting-of-photos-of-her-and-other-women-on-porn-site?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other Add it to the list of right wing shame wanks

I have had my raw onion, watched Dr No and been to bed.

I just shit my pants

Do you think my attention span is that big ?

Oh yes.

Thought now might be a good time to share that a friend who used to work in parliament was recently out for dinner with with former Tory MP Mark Field who famously had an affair with Liz Truss and he was quoted at dinner saying, ‘the best thing about Liz Truss was how much she loved it up the ass’. If you want the full story let me know.

Taylor & Gould's "The History of the Decline and Fall of the British Empire" is coming out on Monday, and I haven't even finished Gibbon's prequel yet? Dang it, I've got to get reading.

I reek and I can't read. Is this good news?

God damn I never regret being subscribed to this. Not a damn second.

Top of off

Thanks for the advance notice so I can stock up on Vaseline for the Liz Truss episode

Rip ya cock off here we go

I don’t know if my carer will let me watch this much non history :(

Fucking overload. Definitely cricket

Pure filth

Hook it to my fucking veins.

Can we get John Bercow on?

Shit on my chest we’ve been very good boys

Not Today T shirt turned up, I think I should model all the new merch 😂

Aboslute bliss. That's one episode for each of the 10 anal beads I plan to slam into my stinkerton on Monday, removing only one per episode over a 2 week period. I'll be jizzing the very thickest ropes of friendship come the final episode. Thank you, boys.

I’m bouta buss all over the plane

My carer just had to clean my y-fronts

Dish the slop out to the fat pigs 🐖

Oink

They need to make a Disco Elysium movie with Fin as Harry asap

Our slop buckets runneth over!

Are we ever going to dig a tunnel system on Discord? I’ve got some photos I’d love to share.

Oink oink, what more could a little piggy after.

Can we get a Charlie origin story pod at some point. Interview him and find out how did he become the person he is today. Every time he speaks I wonder, what the fuck is he?

Pass me the Carling, daddy’s going to bed for 10 hours

I'll never feel such joy again

Hell yea dude. Truly we are living in a golden age. Stay retarded boys

Oink fucking oink

Oh my god, call me a dirty piggy

Put a flag in my arse and call the cavalry

Please can you make this picture into a t shirt

please remember to place these dates for us thickos.

oink oink

When are getting the next WW2 update and the inevitable epic 9/11 series?

Here we go

I sense joy amongst the Vietmong

What lucky pigs we are

Never felt so much like a pig in shit

OINK OINK! I can feel myself getting fatter and fatter

As if my cock couldn’t get any stiffer!

Noice

going to need a box of tissues for this one

Has somebody warned Charlie about this series? I’m not sure if he can count to 10?!?!? Won’t somebody think of the mongoloids?!?!?!!!

Oh this is red meat yummy yummy yum yum

HELL YEAH, THE FALL OF GREAT BRITAIN 🇬🇧 👏

A full month of some of the whitest and most sexually repressed men in history. But enough about Patreon subscribers.

I have an erection.

You really are treating us mongs

Holy shit I’m going to cum

Raw

YES! Tucker just had a guy on about this too