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being called Freya was a wild ride for this one

A lot of the biblical similarities in Norse mythology came from the only remaining sources being from Christian monks centuries after it had faded as a religion who wrote down their interpretations of the remaining oral traditions. There’s debate is Ragnarok was even in the original myths or if it was just inserted as something to be comparable to the second coming.

Yes our farts will effect the ozone layer. As any methane does. So cows that are abundant and fart A LOT, like fins wife, will effect it more.

On Horatios final piece… call a spade a spade lad we don’t mind x

Fin, Horatio- I’ve absolutely fucked it. Bought tickets for FVH in Bristol. I thought I’d booked Manchester tickets too. I’ve fucked it because I hadn’t bought them- I’d just put them in the basket and now it’s sold out. Me and my best mate (who I got onto watching the podcast) were meant to be going to Manchester and I don’t want to tell him I’ve dropped a clanger before asking you guys if you can sort anything 😂 Don’t care how much the ticket is, I just don’t want to let him down so we can laugh at 9/11 nonsense together again. Please, please my friend- please. Please can something be done, please my friend. You have cheap ticket ? Please x

Not sure how I feel about the lumps under Fin's knees. Maybe wear looser trousers next time so we don't have to see it?

Charlie’s actually right lol not all Norse giants are giant

Mom

The Northman as Viking film club?

Is that why bukkake is a Japanese thing? Because they don't have to show any pussy?

Not a podcast to listen to with your car windows open

Autism shorts? Please god don’t let those be the 3/4 jogger shorts. They’re so bloody comfortable 😭 only masochists are wearing jeans in the UK heat

How in the hell did you make vikings (coolest manliest hetro death dealing bastards) similar to cricket? 🤷😂🤷

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This is an absolute disgrace a whole episode without a single mention of 9/11. You’ve gone woke.

🤓 correction on the cow point: they have four stomachs, as do lots of livestock. Almost all livestock also contribute methane to the greenhouse effect.

33:15 Thank you for appreciating me. Deodorant is a scam.

What I love about Loki being a trickster is that it's like he's being dared by someone else to do trickery, because most of his tricks backfire on him in very obvious ways; "Oh, I know how I'll stop this giant from working! I'll turn into a female horse and seduce his horse--oh I'm being fucked and giving birth"

What happens to your afternoon if you eat processed pork before lunch?

9:00 Man, when the marvel movies started coming out, I was a child, and so were both of you. The problem is that they've kept coming out.

Would love if you guys did a film review of the 13th Warrior.

Wait until Fin finds out about the Hitler sub category in Rule34.

Definitely haven’t stayed awake for this