QUESTIONS FOR THE PATREON EPISODES?

If the USA would have lost the revolution, what would our version of the IRA be called? Would we eventually have split or would the USA be in the UK to this day

Romanov's or Rasputin! Fall of Berlin Wall

Holy Roman Empire. WTF is going on!

An episode or 2 on Mussolini would be good

Black Death For Sure. Korean War to see how mental the Americans and McCarther were

Chernobyl would be wild

When does history end and politics start? And who are your favourite characters from this point in time?

Or a "best of" torture methods

100% need to do the story of Rudolph hess commandeering an airplane and parachuting into Scotland to meet the duke of Hamilton for peace talks and immediately getting thrown into prison. There has to be loads of other mad shit he did too. He was a full on mong

What role would each Bond actor have in nazi Germany?

Which tyrannous dictator do you think had the biggest penis and which do you think had the smallest?

Crossover series with History Hyenas looking at America & Britain through the ages?

What was all the kerfuffle in Cyprus about between the Greeks and Turks - The Halloumi Wars?

Marry one, fuck one, kill one Starlin, Mao, Hitler ??

Would love to hear you guys talk about the Emu War.

The nazi’s

The story of Mihailo Tolotos, he was a monk who never set eyes upon a woman and he lived until the age of 82.

History of STD's

Can we also do a starting XI of an England team based on Kings? Henry VIII is manager, sounds like Sean Dyche.

Let's do some herstory. Can we talk about Dictators wives who met unfortunate ends?

Which England manager would make the best warlord/general

If there was a WW2 Come dine with me episode, which war time leader would win?

What three dictators would you take on a ski trip/alpine retreat? Im taking Mussolini to cook bangin pasta each night, Castro for the vibes and Franco cause I just quite like big disco Francisco 🕺🏼

William Wallace/robert the Bruce?

Which Australians are you most likely to have an orgy with? Mine are Bradman, Warne & Smith

Thatcher, May, Truss. Shag, Marry, Kill.

Australian bushranger, Ned Kelly. He was a lot of fun

Which James Bond would you replace Von Stauffenberg with to have the best chance of Operation Valkyrie being successful?

Top 5 misleading war locations, kind of like the torture was good for the first few seconds, some war locations would have been pretty cool until the mass death occurred. Normandy, Vietnam, pearl harbour “it was actually pretty nice chilling here until…”

Napoleonic era, all the incels and autist characters

The life of Bin Laden - Afghanistan in the 80s, Sudan in the 90s and Afghanistan again until 9/11, followed by the raid in Pakistan in 2011

Swastika laundry in Dublin - logo is a perfect match of the other and possibly inspired it seeing as Adolfs brother worked in Dublin plus they kept using the logo until the 90s or something made like that

Who are Englands top 5 greatest rivals of all time

Boer wars 1 & 2

Hey Guys, I'm from Canada. It would be nice to hear your perspective on the implication of Canada during the 2 world wars. Love listening to you guys

Do a infamous world leaders tier list

Scramble for Africa episode please

History of Fathers for Justice

The story Scotland having beef with England. From Mel Gibson to the 2-2 draw in 2017

Who the fuck is guy fawkes and should we wish he got away with everything

The rise of Putin would be a laugh.

Falklands war episode would be good

Napoleon 10 part proper series

Smelliest era in written history?

Please talk about the historic oppression of gingers.

Definitely do another middle ages trilogy continuing the first crusades. Sorry Fin, your pain makes my smooth brain happy.

Top 5 big boys

Where’s your intro music from?

Do the Ottoman Empire and battle of Vienna

Battle of Ramree Island

when's andrew pt2 coming out

history of Australia would be great btw (even better if Australian accents are poorly mastered before hand)

In the Columbian Exchange, who made the best gains? New World or Old World? If you bring up the list it's like...damn we did get face munching body rot disease but we also got...potatoes. potatoes and syphilis alone, it's just not clear that those two things don't work out to a net positive surely. on the WHOLE. surely.

Not a question: but anything on the abolitionist: John Brown?

Martin Bryant was a scapegoat in the biggest massacre seen on Australian soil. Changing gun laws forever. It must be addressed.

George 3rd! How Mental was he? The subsequent Regency, lots of make up, syphilis and material maybe?

Haitan Slave Revolt / Toussaint Louverture ep

Bodyline. Dirty, filthy antipodean like myself would love to hear the Pommie side of things. It was in the rules so fair play I say. Kinda like wandering out of your crease before the ball is dead. Fair play. Ashes this coming Summer down here so would be a good time.

please please please do an episode on Adrian carton de wiart

Will there be more Nazi/WW2 patreon episodes?

A series on the golden age of piracy?

Dr Morell, greatest Doc ever?

Who was the best dictator?

Are you doing the zulu war and I can lend you some battlefield relics and a shield from Isandlwana to look at ig you want

When the fuck are we gonna get to the Nazis?!

Im just waiting for the turkey/Cyprus conflict just for the accents

Shag marry avoid: Joan of arc, Helen of Troy, emmeline pankhurst

History of British Empire (Attempted) Genocides ranked from worst to Aboriginal

The Boer War

Opium wars in China!

Loved your GOAT dictator discussion but was disappointed not to hear any mention of Pol Pot. Mao, Hitler and Stalin receive all the plaudits for their tremendous careers but do any of them boast a 25% population death rate of entirely their own people?

Favourite disableds from history, Helen Keller, Beethoven, Superman, Joey Deacon.

Have you gone down the rabbit hole of “Germany’s aims in the First World War”? That’s a fun book / thesis. Also would recommend Maus (although you’ve probably already read). I assume that the next evolution of the pod is for a serious discussion about historiography right?

Are you planning to do a full episode on 9/11?

Could you do an episode on the U.S migration along the Oregon trail please? Something like the Donner Party or massacre of the Whitman mission would be great

Not a historical question, but lately I've been wondering how big we might be able to make the human penis if we started selectively breeding all the men with the biggest baddest cocks? Any insight much appreciated

The sun was once said to never set upon the British empire. How did upper class British men of the time achieve such a macho and undoubtedly heterosexual achievement, despite being, at least in appearance, such raging benders. I'm talking tight uniforms, moustaches and public school group masterbation sessions. Discuss...

Thoughts on Stephen Hawking cheating on his wife??

European dominance based on addictive substances? Sugar, coffee, tobacco, opium.

An episode on the Belgians in the Congo!

If you could take one piece of technology back in time, what do you take and where do you go? I.E - a flushing toilet to Greece

would you rather have a wank with diogenes, or get bummed by Aristotle

I’m a philosophy student writing my dissertation on how the holocaust shaped modern conceptions of evil and the scope of morality in continental philosophy post-Nuremberg trials. I really want to get you guys in as a reference/credit…. definitely going to reference the Nazis as the boys getting out of hand - have you got any more ideas that I can attribute to you and how would you like me to refer to you e.g. renowned academic Dr Fin Taylor?

If you could bomb any country who would it be and why

Is there going to be a further Prince Andrew podcast?

Which is the most autistic time period?

Any conspiracy theories about Diana getting offed?

SPIFFY WEALTH HERE, How fucked up was Grigori Rasputin? Was his power holy, divine power, or close-hand magic

Was 9/11 a conspiracy to turn everyone gay?

I've written this before on the first one and I shall recite it to the best of my knowledge here now for your pleasure. I recently found out that Goebbels was 5ft 5in. I am quite confident that I could pick him up by the back of the collar and his poofy belt and slam him into a fence post, compressing his spine in the process. I could quite easily beat him up, along with 5ft 7in Himmler, the speccy cunt. My question is, which big dog from the Nazi leadership club do you think you could take in a fight? And as an extension on this, if you had the appropriate Wehrmacht amount of Methamphetamine, who WOULD you like to take in a fight? Given your now infinite strength. This is all. Let discourse begin.

Was Joan of Arc a yaaassss queen or just another girl with pyrophilia

Was Nancy Reagan really the throat goat?

Did von Kluck single handily ruin germanys chances at ww1 victory because he hated Von bulows saggy vagina throat

Fuck, Marry, Kill: Joseph edition Stalin Goebbels Fritzl

Did anyone put it about more than Genghis Khan??

What is the worst time/place to be alive - debate it

Who’s your favourite historical child serial killer and why is it Albert Fish?

The rise and fall of the Mongolian empire has to happen, one great lads holiday

Biggest Historical cuck in History?(surely has to be French)

The japanese in ww2 with unit 731 and how the did there testing

Why was Rasputin so horny?

Should Gazzas friendship with Raoul Moat be made into a Hollywood feel good film?

who's gayer, Charlie Chaplin or Robert Downey Junior? Can only answer in medieval grunts

Alexander the great episode?

How did the ark of the covenant end up in Ethiopia (but do a whole episode on the history of Ethiopia)

Can you do the history of Belgium and their crimes against humanity in Africa?

We need an episode about that tragedy on September 11th

Will you get Dan on the pod? He’s into his history

When should i expect to actually learn something?

What was up with Napoleon and Alexander I of Russia? I heard he said to his wife "If Alexander was a women I would make her my mistress", that true?

Scottish stuff, like, how Robert Burns & Scottish romanticism influenced KKK, pls.

can you blindly spin the globe and stop your finger on a random country and do an accent? love the ‘pod’

fck marry kill Mother Theresa, Margaret Thatcher, Marie Curie

It’s the oldddd kill a baby question, if you could go back in time and kill one baby to prevent their future self from doing whatever he/she did, who would it be and why? P.s I feel Vietmong was the correct choice for us bunch of reprobates and love the pod.

Replace the nazis with any animal, which other animal would they of supposedly “Holocausted” and why?

At what point in history did women get banished to the kitchen? What happened after ancient Egypt 😂

What was the documentary about Romania in the 1800's?

Why am I gay

If you had to assemble the Vietmong pub quiz team. What 3 historical leaders would you add to the line up with Finn and Heratio

What's your favourite battle and why?

Have you considered doing a character study episode on a historical figure? As an American I’d highly recommend Andrew Jackson.

Are lefties really demonic?

Hi guys, loving the podcast and being part of the Vietmong. If you had to go back in time and be the right hand man to either Genghis Khan or Hitler, who would you choose? You have all your knowledge from your current life including how history played out. Personally I'd choose Genghis, lot more shagging and less chance of it being homosexual.

In what ways were Harriet Tubman's disabilities conducive to the establishment and success of the Underground Railroad?

Can you name one ‘well behaved woman’ who made history? Excluding Eva Braun

If you could go back and kill one historical figure to change something in the modern world, who would it be?

History’s most underrated XI?

Chairman Mao, Stalin and Hitler are your GOATS, who is in the bracket below? And do you have any Barclay dictators

The Mongolians go on about Genghis Khan like we treat the '66 world cup - can you well-read gents think of any other historical equivalents with regards to countries milking something historical?

The paedo origins of the Pied Piper story and little red riding hood

Best lost treasure you'd like to find?

In order, which of the nazi high command is the gayest

By Victorian standards, who is the biggest prostitute of all time?

Genocides, deep cuts; top 3 lesser known historical genocides.

Smelliest French man to ever live? I’ll put my 2 pence worth in, Tarrare

Wales, friend or foe?

Is Zulu the best movie ever?

Who is the biggest bastard in history?

If you had to do an episode on science fiction but do it like it was real, what would you pick and why - Less wanky question - Who is your "Hear me out" from history

Why were the Irish such fussy eaters?

richard iii - brutal tyrant or misunderstood autist?

Why did the French kill our princess?

Is it true the black death could have been avoided if the durty peasants had just washed their pits?

Which Irish plantation was best from a cultural repression standpoint?

Which historical figures were clearly closet homosexuals? Bonus points if you can identify if they were a bottom or a top I'll start you off: Napoleon was a sado dom

George Joseph Smith - ugly drifter who had a habit of killing his several wealthy wives after draining all of their savings.

During the hundred years war, which year do you think is the best

Favourite military generals of all time?

Martin Borrman, did he get out of Berlin and die in Paraguay?

Gregor MacGregor or the time the Scottish tried to colonise Panama would make amazing content

Top 5 ranking of current hottest world leaders

Wildest conspiracy theory you've heard?

You should cover the story of Vietnam vet Roy benavidez, unbelievable stuff

The era of the vikings settling in england, the time of the danelaw!

Why have the Jews had it so good for so long?!

Favourite weapons from history and why.

How hard do the Nazis make you?

Can we get a 3 part series on Josef Mengele? Like a “Catch Me If You Can” style narrative of one of the wildest rides in history.

How many Centurions would it take to defeat an infantry square of red coats?

Which historical UFO event would you gents want to go back and witness

What was the peak year of the British Empire? I don't mean 1922 when it had the most land, when was it relative to all other nations the most dominant. Like how the US was probs peak sometime in the 80s/90s

Why did white slaves have it the worst?

Which world leader / army deserves to be relegated

Please cover, in one episode, all of the Abrahamic religions from a historical perspective.

if hitler was given an ipad would it have made him more efficient or would be have been too distracted to get anything done ?

Top 3 atrocities in history?

How can I get the water pressure up in my top floor flat?

Who was the worst historical serial killer, and how can we blame the French?

Top 5 assassinations??

what was the worst time in human history from perspectives of ecological disasters, pandemics, civil unrest? My money is on 500-600 AD

The true story of Glasgow’s 9/11 - a baggage handler called ‘Smeato’ who destroyed Al Qaeda single handedly

Thoughts on reparations?

If you had to choose a time period to send each other into, what time period and how long do each of you survive

How have we only edged 9/11 up to now? We need a full blown investigation

What was the gayest historical time period?

What is the best military coup de’teat

Episode on Presidential assassinations through history? No particular reason...

Was JFK assassinated? Or was that something his head could just do?

Rank the post-war prime ministers based on how fun they’d be on a night out.

Enver Hoxha - whats his favourite sandwich?

During which disaster could Red Bull have created the sweetest extreme sports advert: base jumping off the collapsing South Tower of the WTC, surfing on an epic wave during the Boxing Day tsunami, or filming Jan Baalsrud's cross country ski trip while escaping the Nazis in Norway in 1943?

If food supplies completely ran out and we had to resort to cannibalism, and hat to elect one race/religion to be considered a source of food, who'd be dinner?

When is Finn’s PIMP coming back

Do you think it was the bomb that turned the Japanese into creeps?

Did Boudica have the heaviest period of all time? If not, who did?

In a royal rumble consisting of Pol Pot, Mugabe, Kony, Mao, Hitler and Wagner Fiuza-Carrilho, who comes out on top?

Which historical leader/dictator would you chose to run the country now?

Was Gandhi actually an insta chick doing interim fasting for the likes?

Besides the Nazis, what other historical group/groups do you fellas (Fin, Horatio, Vittorio) find most fascinating and why?

Which country should the US next invade for oil?

How do you think the assassination of Spencer Perceval holds up against the four US presidential assassinations?

What are your top 5 former British colonies?

East India company and the British Raj (accents glore)

Who would win in a slag off. Bonnie Blue or Catherine the Great?

Would you say general buttnaked was a character?

Why were the jews kicked out of 109 countries?

Need Big tin foil hat ideas on the rothschild family

Napoleon series? GOAT in europe’s top 5 leagues?

At what point did combat sports turn boring(i.e they stopped killing each other)

Was Leopold II a rubber fetishist

Vietnam war - let the accents commence

I see Virginia Giufre on the screen you know what that means. We're having a cheeky getaway to Little St James island.

History of Wales (The swamp people)

What is the shittest military performance of all time

Very conscious you missed the Guangxi Massacre in the Mao series

General Butt Naked and the Liberian Civil War

Of all the wars. What side would you prefer to have won? Nazis taking over the world? Napoleon taking over Russia? IRA blowing up thatcher?

You should do an Ides of March Episode!

Which dictator had the biggest dick?

What is your favourite genocide?

Is Tony Blair a war criminal