Questions for the Boys?

Ned Kelly, for all us Aussies.

1) 50 shades of lady jane grey 2) did everyone die after finding tutankhamen because he was so ugly?

Pod on the glory days of the empire

what is the largest terrorist attack that you two could pull off .

Any plans for a live podcast in Dublin?

Not a question per say, but would love to hear you talk about the nutter "John Brown'

Who is doing Edinburgh this year?

History episode for the War of 1812 where the lads burnt down the White House.

COD WARS

I'd love something about an African country, e.g. Rwanda would be a grim one with it's civil war

The Paraguayan War (1864-1870). Some mad bastard in Asuncion decided to invade Brazil, Argentina, and Uruguay all at once. Then 95% of his male compatriots got killed. And they blamed it on the Brits.

Speculation on pre history especially interactions between cavemen and neanderthals

Given that there is a whole country named after you up here in the north, you could do an episode about history of Finland. Would fit easily within 30 minutes and there are nazis.

I've heard (grapevine) Leopold II was fairly robust in Congo?

This came to me late but I think you guys would love The Pastry War where France invaded Mexico

Give me a break down of the Hundred Years’ War, Edward III took his mommy and daddy issues out on his poor cousin Philip VI

Is the Emu war loss worse than Britain’s loss to Iceland in the Cod wars (not fought against cod but over it)?

Portugal and Brazil's ’colonial’ relationship. Portugal as the abusive military dad that used to sneak into Brazil's bedroom at night and diddle him when he was younger. Now, Portugal's a fat, disabled alcoholic doing customer support for British tourists while working from home, spends his time reminiscing about the good old days. Brazil's still a bit fucked up in the head, but he has left home, kind of processed things in therapy, and is on a wild gap yah having the time of his life.

Glasgow Ice Cream Wars: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glasgow_ice_cream_wars

French Revolution has to be next!

What were the ottomans up to?

Whad woug have happened if Alexander the Great went West instead of East?

Were all the crusades really just a lads holiday that went too far?

Which world leaders would have no issue getting into berghain

Which dictator had the best drip?

Can you try and explain Europe in 1848, please

Should Italians pay reparations to ex-Roman Empire provinces?

Why was European slavery worse than the rest?

Did Martin Luther create autism?

episode on Mussolini?

Fidel Castro managing to overthrow the Cuban government by making calls he knew would be intercepted to fictitious east and west flanks, whilst just chilling with his small group of homies in the mountains.

Would love to see these two try and unpack the formation and dissolution of Yugoslavia

Thoughts on Jesus as a historical figure?

Pick one historical figure to defend you, but the rest will come to kill you. Who you picking to make your last stand with?

Histories top nonces

How ugly was the Russian Empire for big nose Raspuntin to be No. 1 top shagger?

You both are given the position of bouncer at the hottest nightclub in the afterlife. Who you letting in? who you turning away ?

shag, marry, avoid, the holy roman empire, the byzantines or the ottomans

Will Greg Wallace go down in the history books as the most evil man on the planet, or will that honour go to the Go Compare man?

Do you think you could make a scale of racism?

I recently found out that Himmler was 5ft 7. Goebbels was 5ft 5. I am confident that I could pick either of them up by the back of their collar and the back of their poofy little belt and battering ram them into a fence post, compressing their spine in the process. I find this hilarious. I didn't really have a question and I mainly just wanted to share this revelation but I guess I'll just ask you guys now, which dictator or one of the henchmen do you reckon you could battering ram into a fence post? Or if you had the Wehrmacht amount of speed in your system, who would you choose to, given your now infinite strength?

most iconic 9/11 memories ?

Thoughts on Australian history

Who was gayer: Quentin Crisp or Rip Taylor?

Was the neanderthal vs homo sapiens race war the only justifiable one ever?

Fav WW2 era tank?

Was Bede the Venerable the best Anglo Saxon?

Is "The Battle of the Bulge" a more appropriate name for a Male Swimwear Model contest than it is for a key battle in WW2?

Was America given their independence because we had too much fun fighting the French?

Do you think Addison’s disease is what Prince Andrew got told to say he had but he fucked it and forgot the name and just said he couldn’t sweat?

Did Hitler have any good ideas that you think modern day society should implement now?

Who were the Worst behaved children of kings/ dictators?

Shag, Marry, Kill 1. Pol Pot 2. Hannibal 3. Benjamin Franklin

Hi I have autism. Which historical figure would you say is the least autistic of all time? Thank you.

If you could re-write history to create the ultimate battle between any two armies that just never got to have a proper dust up because they were fighting in different times who would you have fight whom?

Nightmare dictator blunt rotation?

What is the worst era/place to be a person (assuming you actually make it to adulthood) and what would your dream era to be a ruler be (ie Roman emperor or Egyptian pharaoh)

If the IRA had been around at the time of the english civil war, which side would they have been on?

Which person in history causes the most problems by their horniness

Catherine the Great and her alleged liking for horse cock

Were the crusades a good or bad thing?

Marry, fuck, kill, Freddy Mercury, Robert Plant, Michael Jackson. Any one you kill is killed as a baby, so none of their life happens and the course of music history is changed as if they never existed.

Who was the worst british prime minister and why is it Neville Chamberlain

Which war has made the best movies do ya reckon

Best/worst Adam Curtis takes

Have either of you watched the series How To Become a Tyrant and How To Become a Cult Leader? They're a very fun spin on interesting maniacs in history. Would also love you guys to go into more cult stuff!

Was winning the first world war by creating Isreal worth the second world war and 80 years of tumult and violence and most of the world hating us

Still don't understand the whole IRA thing - should I?

What have I subscribed to? Sub-question: Since it's founding, what percentage of your patreons have been women, with a track-record of being able to form stable relationships, and educated beyond undergraduate level?

The Scot’s and romans and why was it all a act of homophobia from the closeted Scot’s (trannies)

If you could bring one deceased leader from World history to replace Keir Starmer, who would it be?

Is Genghis Khan my dad?

I can't remember what I walked into the kitchen for. Please can you help?

Would you consider a history look back at the UFO topic… that could be a cracking 90mins 1940s to modern day!

How were humans able to turn the bone marrow niche into nuclear weapons

What is the best time period or historical event to reenact in a sexual role play?

What is the best way to commit a war crime?

If the roles were reversed could hitler make it in communist China and would mao make it in nazi germany as leaders

How many jews were left in afghanistan in 2019? The answer is possibly the funniest thing I've ever heard

What countries are (and where are they) on the ven diagram of: child shagging, jew hating, and potato farming?

Will we get a conclusion to the Nazi series? Dying to know what happened to Hitler

Was Vietnam the coolest war? Why does Wales exist? Was the French Revolution a bit much?

Why is butter so autistic?

Who would you rather have on your stag (and why): Martin Luther, Martin Luther King, or Martin Clunes

Was the Apartheid really that bad?

At what point did Greece become lazy? The Spartans had some vague work ethic, so who do we blame for ruining it? Ottomans? Romans?

Pick 3 to be on your side in a war/ conquering the world who are you choosing and why? hitler/ Stalin/ gaddafi/ hussein/ mao/ amin

Hollow Earth Conspiracy. Why did the Nazis send expeditions there and more interestingly, why did UK/US follow them. Nazi Germany annexed part of Antarctica and called it Neuschwabenland. Why did Hitler escape into the centre of the universe after a brief sightseeing trip to Argentina?

What are your favourite coup d'état attempts? failed or successful.

List of historical figures who were almost certainly in the closet.

If Churchill had Twitter, would he be constantly canceled, or would he just pivot to being a motivational speaker?

Shag marry kill Gerry Adams Ian Paisley Vittorio Angelone

Favourite period of history for you both?

If you had to do PR for the French during the Battle of Waterloo, how would you spin that disaster into a win?

How cucked do you think Anthony Eden felt when daddy Eisenhower told us we couldn't fuck around in the Suez anymore?

Could you do a Richard Osman -style world cup of Pedo's? We all know Greece would win. I think England would be a top competitor, and like with football, it would be constantly harping back to its 60s glory.

Historical Jewish conspiracies and why they are all totally factual.

Are Mott and Bailey the earliest confirmed solicitors?

Did bush do 911?

Which historical figures are you picking in your 5aside team

Fuck marry kill: Thatcher, May, Truss

If you could be any historical dictator, who would you be? And why is it Fidel Castro?

What did Hitler get right? What can todays leaders learn from him? Ancient Aliens, how all those theories are definitely true. Jesus H Christ - The Worlds Best Con-Man Prophet Mohammed in pictures.

You mentioned JFK and Clinton would have been great running mates. What other potentially great teams were separated by time and space?

How did the Falklands/Malvinas thing ever even come about?

Maggie thatcher. Smash or pass

Are we aloud to put in requests on subjects of history you are going to talk about or is it always going to be a surprise?

The Falklands: Death throws of an empire on life support or a jolly good day out for the lads?

I feel you have neglected the impact of slave trade. I feel you may be able to shed light on the topic

Who was the sexiest of Henry VIII's wives.