Questions for the pod?

You said you invited your previous F vs I guests to the Hackney show. Did any turn up?

Dr Shipman has the world record for serial kills at a whopping 215. What approach would you take to beat that record?

Fuck Marry Kill. Roosevelt, Churchill, Stalin.

Does it irritate you that Dinosaurs had feathers?

Will the Pod always be “versus the internet” or will you inevitably have to branch out to a broader range of guests?

who will do Taskmaster first

How do you ensure you don’t get cancelled while continuing to push the boundaries?

Dream podcast guest?

As experts on Ireland, who won the troubles?

Have you kept in contact with any guests you got along with?

Outside of 9/11, what was your favourite terrorist attack and why? I'm going to say it's a toss up between the Bali Bombing and the Tokyo Subway nerve gas attacks. Gotta give marks for technical prowess.

If wine is for the girls and the gays what alcoholic beverages are left for the Trans/Intersex/Asexual communities?

Is Vittorio actually any good at bowling?

Could we please have an episode where Red goes through his meeting with big Jon

Who you got winning the US presidential election?

What happened on the last series of the mash report?

Regarding salad cream, which brand is your favourite, and why. Answer as a haiku, please.

The big thing I always wonder is how much comedians get paid for tv gigs like 8 out of 10 cats, celebrity chase, I’m a celeb, rhod Gilbert’s growing pains - shit like that. You guys seem shameless enough to share some stories where you heard what other people got paid for easy gigs like this

I used to work at the Nottingham glee behind the bar. I saw the same comedians doing the same 10 minute set every time they are booked. Comedy is just like data entry at that point right? What a sad existence

Best terrorist attack/atrocity?

What do you think of comedians making it onto TV just because they're disabled? Like that tit with the shit hands & that cerebral palsy bint. That blind cunts pretty good mind.

Sue Barker, Clare Balding, Hazel Irvine - which would you shag, marry and kill?

My dad refers to vittorio as a darker Ardal O’hanlon- who are fin and horatio the darker versions of?

How often do you guys use the term "mouth feel" to deecribe something in your daily life? Do you average 13 times or more per day?

When are you going to invite those two greasy fuds from Hot Water on to the pod?

Will you ever do more on the NFL, or people who are into foreign sports like that? Really enjoyed your NFL interview. Also, we all desperately need a US election special.

Has your wife got 8 tits like a dog, if so what does she use them for? With the appropriate footwear, could you dropkick a bowling ball up her snatch? Does she have snortism?

After spoiling Eshaan’s party trick at the have a word roast, have you got any more to share?

On a scale of one to Jim, how much of a nonce does Fin look without the beard?

What time are you on stage?

Fin, you're known for your tasteful impressions of various celebrities. But is there any accent or impression that's too offensive for you to even try? Anne Frank, Diane Abbott or Rosie Jones for example?

The rock, Pep Guardiola, Pitbull, Greg Wallace: Does baldness make men perverted, or does pervertedness make men bald?

If you had to write a musical, what would the plot be and give some examples of the songs?

In an alternative universe where Donald Trump was an outwardly gay man. Would he be a top or a bottom?

What is your favourite empire?

Are you worried that less people will come today with the new COD out? I imagine the majority of the Fincel types won’t have left their gaming chairs in 3 days.

Please share all of your pegging experiences. Has Vittorio been pressured into it yet?

Will you ever run for parliament