Starslop™ Review | Todd Edition™

Before playing starfield I didn't understand the hate toward Sarah now after buying it and after having her 5 minutes as my companion I finally understand

Also take my fucking money its a dollar I don't care

Battle brothers or wartales would be a good vid

How does todd keep getting away with this?

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unfortunately i've developed a stockholm syndrom adjacent feelings for Todd, and will continue to buy Bethesda games

when will you actually take my money sseth though

Fell for the classic blunder of believing the lies of Todd Howard.

take my money damn it

BG3 next? It would probably your time relevant review

Holy shit, just take the money and stop living in poverty.

For some reason this video is age restricted and youtube won't let me watch it. I didn't realize this game was tougher on the age filters than breeders of the nephelym.

nice

thank you sneed howard

Thanks Daddy for the content. The line about broken homes hits hard.

Can you make video explaining why BG3 is bad because of its lack of Todd Howard?

Thanks for the review. Much enjoyed.

Age restricted already... Really makes you think...

Dude how dare you not take my money

please charge me daddy

It has been almost a month since I was last allowed sunlight, food and water. My eyes have glued themselves shut, due to the noxious gases released by my fermenting excrement. To survive I have been drinking my own Piss and consuming the various critters attracted by the foul matter. I stare at the singular source of light in the damp dungeon I am confined in, a small monitor that has a 5 year old lightly damaged raspberry pi attached to it with a shit slick Logitech wireless keyboard from the 2000s. On it lays displayed the Patreon page of Sethtzeentach. My Semitic masters not only own the land my family needs to survive, but also me, as a fief awarded to them for the financial services rendered upon the local Baron. They have damned me to act as a sort of alarm to any new and exiting happenstances regarding previously mentioned Creator. Today, finally, my time has come to fulfill my duties and tell of the most fortunate news that his most gracious eminence from up high, the most honorable Sethtzeentach has blessed my wretched eyes with a new Videofilm. I will later be allowed 15 generous minutes outside, to wallow in the mud with the pigs and share in the abundance of rotten kitchen scraps provided to them. Hurray, Eurika, blessed be this day.

Oh hey, quasimorph cameo. I knew it'd only be a matter of time after I learned that organ harvesting and cannibalism were central game mechanics.

Great Work Sseth. Hoping to see that Quasimorph review, but I would recommend to wait for it to get into a finished as the devs are guided by Slavic hallucinations and will make it even better.

Just take our money, damn you

You better charge me that 1 british lira or im gonna shit someone pants.

Audio sounds fuckey.

I think you finally got me to cross the boarder and actually buy the game Sseth. I had NO idea what it was about at all until you came along with this Gem. Keep safe, keep awesome, and let me know if you find my 3 toes I left over there. They aren't mine

wake up babe, sseth uploaded this will be a most profitable weekend

Why won’t you take my hard earned money

Ayyyy. Just took a break from you content for a while, but just recently rewatched a bunch of the classics, perfect timing.

Take my kids

Pls take my shekels alreasy

Yo is that my creator Yakub?

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Goddamn premiere, why do I gotta wait 3min

Take my children

Woooo this is what I pay for, thank the lord, Todd Howard for this gift you hath bestowed open me

Abusive spouses always fail to deliver on their promises too sseth, don't make us file for divorce

You promised.

Just fuckin charge me for a video already.

Thank you for the new shoes!

Take my money you bastard

Very nice, rabbi