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March 29, 2026

Who even asked for this? Breed Patrol - NKPD Remake

Hiiii…

yeah am here again. no dramatic lore reason (?), just me detonating my own codebase at 2 AM and pretending it was planned as always XD

Quick chaos update: Breed Patrol got nuked. (Bruh?)

Not cancelled — just… surgically destroyed.

Engine started fighting me, logic spaghetti everywhere (Not even AI understands what the hell I did c: fk me...........) flags doing black magic, scenes held together with duct tape and vibes. So I cut it... All of it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :"D

So.... Yeah, technically I “went backwards”… but also not really? IDK!! The new core doesn’t collapse when I add one variable (I hope...),; which is already character development for me •⩊•

Now there’s a new prototype, uhmm.. Well.. Smaller... Looks good but.. Actually scalable instead of cursed code (ᵕ—ᴗ—)

Current state:

  • Old content: gone (rest in spaghetti) xD

  • New engine: alive

  • Systems: modular-ish?? nah..

  • World map: placeholder rectangles but they believe in themselves

  • OFC!!!! Pregnancy system: survived the purge somehow 😈😈😈

  • My sanity: debatable 𓁹‿𓁹

Reality check about this..
I’m rebuilding the foundation so future updates don’t require ritual sacrifices :/

The progress is slower now but less chaotic… ok still chaotic but like… organized chaos? maybe? still learning about this new project :3

If you left, Neo-Kowloon keeps optimizing without you c:
If you stayed… you get to watch me rebuild all this stuff xD

version v0.0.0.0.0.0.0.2 for this crawling out of the underground now and ryara too (つ╥﹏╥)つ

thanks for staying in the mess (or not) ₍^. .^₎Ⳋ

Go check this new shit:

DOWNLOAD HERE:

https://tsukunejazz.itch.io/breed-patrol-nkpd

Comments (2)

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FingersMcGraw · April 20, 2026

May the Gods and the Muses go with you.

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Irina · March 29, 2026

👀