Rubato, Retro Rewind, Legacy of Kain Ascendance... and Candy? | Yahtzee Tries

Rubato reminds me of Superfrog, one of the janky Amiga platformers of the "let's make a mascot character" generation. Every flippin' platformer featured a big-eyed mascot with way too much personality, trying to be the next Mario or Sonic, and universally failing dismally. Re: the Legacy of Kain game: "Castlevania was popular. If we make a game with vampires and platforms it's bound to sell!"

I respect Yahtzee's creative integrity in trying the Oreo/Cheese-wizz combo.

Twizzlers and Red Vines are not the same at all. Twizzlers are greasy and barely taste fruity, Red Vines are completely uneatable.