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July 16, 2026

Release delayed by 2 days I'm so sorry 😭

VERY VERY VERY VERY SORRY BUT I NEED TO DELAY EARLY ACCESS BY 2 MORE DAYS 😭I'm the most unreliable dev ever I'm sorry.

I've been up since 5am today not out of choice just out of pure stress that stops me from sleeping. Once again, I have underestimated how long I need for the final touches. I've been working flat out today for about 17+ hours straight and I really hoped I would be able to finish tonight but there's still a few things that need my attention. I just need two more days to tidy up the music, choices, code and do final tests.

I'm really sorry because I know this isn't the first time I've done this. Please accept these boobs as an apology and something to look at while you wait. (Her name is Vivian and you'll have the chance to meet her in E5.)

Thank you so much for your understanding and once again I'm really sorry. I will update the pinned post.

Comments (17)

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David Ar · July 19, 2026

NICE

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C Cook · July 17, 2026

dude there are devs that do this all the time, shit happes, its cool

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Sam Pliskin · July 17, 2026

It's all good; you don't need to apologize. The main thing is that E5 will be released in a proper state when you, as a developer, can say that the update is ready for release. I hope you can kick back and take a breather after this cycle ends.

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Magz215 · July 17, 2026

"I'm the most unreliable dev ever". Buddy you're not even in the same league as some devs when it comes to deadlines, 2 days is basically nothing.

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Rodrik Rofert · July 17, 2026

No worries! You're a human being! No reason at all to beat yourself up! Take the time you need to do it the way you want it done and don't make yourself sick over it! We all appreciate the work you put in and your dedication! Sleep, rest, eat, breath! :) Rockstar Games with nearly unlimited resources: Delays 2 years; shrugs and says 'get effed' to its fans. WickedWare, indie developer doing it all: Delays 2 days; offers to commit hari-kari.

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DigitalDeviant · July 17, 2026

Homie health is number 1! Please sleep and get healthy before worrying about anything else. The audience can always wait, modern gamers are too impatient too often. We will always care more about your health than any release date :)

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P L · July 17, 2026

Is she related to Katie?

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Joshua Dershem · July 16, 2026

Two days is nothing. Take your time, it'll be done when it's done.

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Corwin · July 16, 2026

What's the saying? You can have good, fast, or inexpensive, but only 2. We have inexpensive covered, so we have to choose between good and fast. I choose good every time. Take the time you need to make it up to your usual standards, please. We love what you do.

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Zane · July 16, 2026

Nothing is more important than your health! Don't stress too much and don't be so hard on yourself, good things take time.

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kaile niven · July 16, 2026

RELAX AND BREATHE, The Fact you Communicate is already better then 99% of the other Devs mindsets. Just Breathe and enjoy the day.

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Kaunatar · July 16, 2026

It's fine dude, thanks for letting us know! 👌👍

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JoefromSingapore · July 16, 2026

Gosh are you hard on yourself. Please dont be. Nothing wrong with waiting for something nice, get some good sleep instead! :)

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Odyssey · July 16, 2026

So all the announced release dates for the tiers are being pushed back by 2 days?

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Kaunatar · July 16, 2026

New release dates are in the same pinned post, they were indeed all delayed by two days.

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LordMistBorn · July 16, 2026

Better it be delayed and communicated about than be just ghosted by the dev. Take the time you need

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Leegion · July 16, 2026

Great boobs, you're all good man. All good things come to those who wait.