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August 22, 2022

85. The Creamery (Blue Bell)

A beloved ice cream brand issues a recall when its products are linked to a listeria outbreak.

Prelude: Big Olaf Creamery in Sarasota, Florida, continues to sell tainted ice cream while under investigation.

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Original music for Swindled is written and performed by Trevor Howard (Deformr).

Comments (39)

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Vino Galan · October 20, 2026

Yooo! Disgusting face is wild! Haha!

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Michele Cason · March 29, 2025

Gov Abbott had a tree drop on him & that's why is paralyzed. Not by listeria. Wth? Why did you say that? That's not nice.

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sucriC drawkcaB · August 30, 2024

Recent events has brought me back to this.

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Amie Redman · November 7, 2022

Please put that on a shirt. “Wipe the ice cream off your disgusting face”. Your laugh is beautiful Btw!

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Stephanie Moore · August 27, 2022

😭😭😭

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Isabelle Beauprez · August 24, 2022

Loved the episode but the wrap up was phenomenal, including the faux pas.

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Chuck Aronson · August 24, 2022

couldn’t hold it, could ya ?! priceless crack-up!! 🤣🤣

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Jenny Graves · August 23, 2022

Holy crap! I never want to eat store bought icecream again. Good thing I know how to make my own with a hand mixer!!

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Sam · August 23, 2022

Boy howdy. Time to finally get that ice cream maker I've had my eye on.

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Janet Marie · August 23, 2022

And use some listeria tainted milk to make your homemade deliciousness

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Greg Howes · August 23, 2022

Coming over to the States next week... Must not eat ice cream!! I'm immunocompromised. 😬

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Emily P · August 23, 2022

Delightful ending. It's like you're a real person.

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Michael Brodie · August 23, 2022

How did you know I have an ugly face???

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J Prosoco · August 23, 2022

I love your fuck up at the end. It was great.

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Alyssa Stuart · August 23, 2022

Can we get more quippy, degrading suggestions to purchase your merch?

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Michelle Hebert · August 23, 2022

I'm sure the father and uncle are turning over in his grave at what the spoiled, unethical lawyer kid turned the company into.

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Michelle Hebert · August 22, 2022

At 11:40: "President George W. Bush . . . and his serpent-like tongue." 😜🤪😂 Wow ACC!! I love it, but saying stuff like that while living in Texas could find you on the wrong end of all those guns Texans worship. Hope that SimpliSafe works as well as you say!

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Emily P · August 23, 2022

not in Austin, lol

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Sofia Carr · August 22, 2022

I’m now definitely going to buy some Swindled merch to wipe my disgusting face 🤣😂

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KatieK · August 22, 2022

As someone with the misfortune of living in the region, I've never understood Blue Bell's popularity. Maybe I'm just a snob. Not a Broken Arrow-style snob, just a "country flavors are not high on my list" type of snob.

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Alan · August 22, 2022

The credits are usually a treat anyways, thanks for leaving that in 😂 another classic tale...Texas has so many stories. Loved all the music but especially the accompaniment to all the news blurbs at the end; captured that mood perfectly.

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Loreal Miller · August 22, 2022

The laugh at the end is epic lol

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Michelle Hebert · August 23, 2022

What a laugh. Sounds like that THC micro-dosing is really working!

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Mary B · August 22, 2022

The laugh 🤌🏻🤌🏻

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R G · August 22, 2022

Amazing as always! And it's great to hear you laughing

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Shelby Atkinson · August 22, 2022

No condensation 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Sally Norris · August 22, 2022

I always love the 3 variations in the end credits, but you spoilt us this time. Many thanks, as always.

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MetalMatt · August 22, 2022

They should have stuck with butter....

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sucriC drawkcaB · August 22, 2022

"The American spirit was in full force" yikes

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Michelle Hebert · August 23, 2022

You missed the best part immediately after that: "Who cares about people dying, when I personally am inconvenienced?" That was the salient point.

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Aunt May · August 22, 2022

Yeap. Rolling my cart right by the freezer section. However, this daaz not stop me from making my own homemade. In-fect, it's better than store-bought. I eagerly look forward to swindles involving regulated industry, it validates my job. The laugh at the end sent me🤣🤣🤣

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Stephanie Johnson · August 22, 2022

Has ACC ever before not been able to do the entire spiel at the end? I enjoyed that an episode about ice cream and sadness was bookended by a good chuckle.

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Michelle Hebert · August 23, 2022

I think maybe he overdosed on the THC micro-dosing.

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Chuck Aronson · August 22, 2022

Good thing I can’t have dairy 🤣

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james · August 22, 2022

Love the jab at the Astros, nicely done

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Janet Marie · August 23, 2022

That didn’t feel like a jab

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Jacquelyn Walker · August 22, 2022

Just going to eat this pint real quick before its ruined for me.

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Edward · August 22, 2022

And Here. We. Go!

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PJ Simon · August 22, 2022

Here we go...