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June 30, 2024

113. The Satan Seller (Mike Warnke)

A reformed Satanic priest becomes America's most prominent Christian comedian and authority on the occult.

Prelude: Cassette recordings of John Todd's conspiratorial seminars spread through Evangelical communities.

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Original music for Swindled is written and performed by Trevor Howard (Deformr).

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Reagan Self · October 15, 2026

This the guy rusty Yates made Andrea follow around the US in an RV w the whole fam. He encouraged his followers to do that like deadhead style. Big contributor to the religious fanaticism in that family and stress put on her. So there’s that

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Alyssa Stuart · November 3, 2024

Is this what having a stroke feels like?

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Jay Dawg · October 8, 2024

"There he studied witchcraft, Satanism, and karate." How the fuck did you get through that sentence without losing it? Lmfao picturing this dude in wizards robes kicking little kids in the face in his class

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Ash Claire · September 11, 2024

thank u for making this episode!!! sincerely, someone who’s been obsessed with mike warnke for years

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Tulloch · July 9, 2024

This episode is one of my all time favourites up there with the Station night club tragedy and the oral surgeon who sold body parts. Vintage material.

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Anastasia Martin · July 4, 2024

It's always so jarring when you figure out your homies are actually Professional Witches ™️

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jlamasfripp · July 4, 2024

All my childhood was plagued by this kind of trash. I'm glad I found someone remembering it's all a lie made up by thieves and swindlers.

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sucriC drawkcaB · July 3, 2024

Glad my mescaline/LSD experiences were just the sex part and not face melting, nightmare, PTSD satanic ritual situation.

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Jenn Eiland · July 2, 2024

This whole episode was flashbacks to childhood raises on Chick Tracks and Warnke. Thanks, ACC, I'm going to get a drink.

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Erin Rudy · July 2, 2024

Is it weird that I didn’t realize he was a “Satan Seller” and not in a “Satan Cellar” 😅

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Vanessa Lucio · July 2, 2024

Ugh😒...this dude suuuuuuuux

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Andrea Conner · July 1, 2024

Solid Fantano reference.

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Julia · July 1, 2024

An instant favourite! Excellent episode

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Sam · July 1, 2024

Really loved this one. Always down to hear about people being full of shit while praising the dollar.

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Philip · July 1, 2024

Came for Satanism, stayed for Soft Pink Sex

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Michelle Hebert · June 30, 2024

Groovy, ACC, I really dig trucking through this reminder of 1970s lingo! It's a gas and really heavy!! Plus it brings back reminders of my past growing up in Evangelical and Charismatic (think Pentacostal lite) churches. I distinctly remember reading Warnke's book in 1974, when I was 13. So glad that era is over! But today is really no better -- we still have far too many people who fall for and believe bullshit conspiracy crap. There's Q-Anon; absurd myths that vaccines are a tool of the illuminati to cull the population; lies that babies are routinely killed after birth. ALL of these are perpetrated by people who are getting rich and gaining power from gullible people who depend on conspiracy ideas to help them understand a complicated world.

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Alan · June 30, 2024

Well done. I didn't realize it went that deep. The music was exceptional as well, deformr. Perfect Sunday treat, ACC.

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Amonnè Pennington · June 30, 2024

Chefs kiss !! This was delicious, I grew up during satanic panic, and even then I rolled my eyes so hard you could almost hear it. This episode made me feel real self righteous (or maybe it’s Satan)

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MelissaEmily · June 30, 2024

Fort Wayne with another honorable mention 🤪 I need to move

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STEPh Zssssss · June 30, 2024

So excited!!!!

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S · June 30, 2024

Ooooh shit, thank you for this episode today! 🎉❤️

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GB · June 30, 2024

Ahhh thanks ACC. Can't wait, y'all be safe out there

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Isiah Lee · June 30, 2024

Been waiting for a new one ACC hell yeah

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Ash Claire · June 30, 2024

omg i’m so excited to listen! i’ve been obsessed with mike warnke for yearsssss

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Jane S · June 30, 2024

Oh hell YEAH Had Todd predicted Reagan, he would have been onto something.

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Michelle Hebert · June 30, 2024

Had he lived long enough to see Trump, he might have finally gotten it right.