πŸ’¦ CREATE AND FUCK YOUR OWN AI CUMSLUT πŸ”₯ TRY NOW β™₯
Create AI Cumsluts πŸ’¦
August 5, 2025

PEEL YOUR SNAILS!!! 🐌🐌🐌🐌

As snail badges are arriving/will be arriving shortly: IMPORTANT REMINDER TO PEEL YOUR SNAILS!!

Otherwise they'll look very sick 🀒

Spread the word far and wide!!!

Comments (28)

C
Cera the Triceratops Β· March 7, 2026

I can't wait, they're so cute!

A
Allie Ware Β· November 5, 2025

I hope mine come to California soon!

K
Kristel Β· October 9, 2025

Just wondering if mine is still on its way (I’m in Australia) or if I didn’t have my address available on Patreon?)

A
Azuron Burrito Β· October 1, 2025

I finally got my snail! And it's so cute 😊

I
I'm Autistic, Now What? Β· October 1, 2025

Aww, yay!! I'm so glad πŸ’›

M
Miss Mae Β· September 13, 2025

Hello! I haven’t received my snails yet. When should I be expecting them to come? I am from the US.

I
I'm Autistic, Now What? Β· September 14, 2025

It's economy delivery, so it can be up to a couple of months (but is usually quicker 🀞🏻). They've all been posted, so hopefully they won't be too long for you πŸ’›

T
T S Β· August 11, 2025

I'm in the Midwest part of the US and got mine last Friday! Thank you! Love them!

I
I'm Autistic, Now What? Β· August 13, 2025

Yay!!! I'm so glad πŸ₯°

S
SixOffCenter Β· August 11, 2025

It was with the first time you sent them out, but when I originally got mine I thought I got a defect, and didn't want to be a bother saying anything about it so was happy after I found out I had to peel

I
I'm Autistic, Now What? Β· August 13, 2025

Oh nooo - I need to start putting in little notes!

B
Beau Hancock Β· August 8, 2025

I have been awaiting them with great anticipation, thank you and thank poor Lewis! lol

X
Xerzac Β· August 6, 2025

Definitely can't wait to receive mine when you ship out the U.S. batch

V
Victoria Martin Β· August 7, 2025

Oh, ok, I'm in the US and had started wondering if ours are still on the way bc of the distance. Someone just mentioned about some possible tariff/ customs issues that might start on Aug 31st bc of our stupid current gov regime messing with overseas shipping, not sure if just UK or if more global. We should be safe if we get them before end of month.

E
EG Β· August 6, 2025

Peeling a snail doesn't sound very nice for the snail πŸ€” I can't wait to get mine. I have been occasionally wondering if I should get worried that I haven't received mine, since you announced the give away.

V
Victoria Martin Β· August 7, 2025

Same

S
SpookyPenguin Β· August 5, 2025

you wouldn't download a sick snail

I
I'm Autistic, Now What? Β· August 6, 2025

πŸ˜‚ This made me laugh out loud!

I
Iain MacNaughton Β· August 5, 2025

I Joined a few weeks ago and missed this - will there be another batch later please?

I
I'm Autistic, Now What? Β· August 6, 2025

We might do it again sometime or make them available elsewhere πŸ˜ŠπŸ’›

E
Elyssia Cook Β· August 5, 2025

Ha! Thank you for this- I thought mine had got baked in our metal postbox and the colours had faded! (It arrived during a heatwave.) (Peeled) snail update: it looks fab now!! Yay!

I
I'm Autistic, Now What? Β· August 6, 2025

Oh noo!!! I'm so sorry! Glad he's healed! πŸ˜…

S
Shyāmalā Devī · August 5, 2025

I need a snail on my desk. Can we purchase them?

I
I'm Autistic, Now What? Β· August 6, 2025

We do have spares, so we'll definitely be doing some giveaways and maybe put some up for sale down the line πŸ˜πŸ’›

N
Nicole Purple Β· August 5, 2025

:/ I am escaping a dv situation so my stuff got delivered to the other party's house because I forgot these were coming. :/

I
I'm Autistic, Now What? Β· August 5, 2025

I'm so sorry, Nicole 😩 DM me a new address and we'll get more sent out πŸ’›

h
hedgiecapped Β· August 5, 2025

If I just recently joined, do I still get one eventually? :0

I
I'm Autistic, Now What? Β· August 5, 2025

We might do snails again at some point 🐌 And we'll do another giveaway soon! πŸ’›