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September 12, 2026

SICK BOIS ARE BACK - 7PM (BST) SUNDAY - EXCLUSIVELY TO PATREON MEMBERS

Sorry for shouting but.... Tomorrow at 7pm (BST) I will drop a link with a password for both paid tiers on Patreon to get 24 hours early access to the following:

  • 1st Edition Purple Sick Boi Figurine

  • 2nd Edition Red Sick Boi Figurine

Look at this cool feature that will be dropping on the merch site tomorrow, pretty fun... kinda.

Comments (113)

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Jo · September 15, 2026

Ok, so people are picking names now, god knows what mine will end up called 😂😂😂 Brighton Bob with the big....head 🤔

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M · September 15, 2026

I just saw this now… can you guys safe keep one. For me? The M.

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Christine Meiers · September 15, 2026

what is APE

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Katie Maylea · September 14, 2026

Literally Just joined as a feee member at the moment but I need one of these and wondering if there’s still access to them if I upgraded and how much they are?

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Tracy Tetlow · September 14, 2026

Ordered the purple one at just after 7pm yesterday

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Wiktoria Dudziak · September 13, 2026

I'm soo sad i can't get them because I don't have a paid subscription, and they sell out quickly 😔 Maybe next time!

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ᗰιડડɣཐིꨄ︎ཋྀᘜαιℓ · September 13, 2026

Scored!!!

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Carol🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 · September 13, 2026

Ohhh I love these think im defo gonna have to buy these

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Rigor Mortis Tortoise · September 13, 2026

I wanted to get a purple at APE but I have no patience for queues and by the time I circled back they were sold out. I'm so glad to get another chance!

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Rigor Mortis Tortoise · September 13, 2026

Just ordered mine!!! One of each to add to my Ren corner in my law office. 😁

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Vero_XOXOXO · September 13, 2026

Can't get to it... Says password not correct

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Jeffrey Cabauatan · September 13, 2026

So where’s the link?

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Thomas Houston · September 13, 2026

Sooooon be 7pm

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Kon BloodLust · September 13, 2026

Will the password be dropped in here

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ᗰιડડɣཐིꨄ︎ཋྀᘜαιℓ · September 13, 2026

Ooh 25 minutes y'all!!!

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Amanda Mackie · September 13, 2026

Eek is it time yet?!! 💜🤍

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Kon BloodLust · September 13, 2026

Can't wait

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Jeffrey Cabauatan · September 13, 2026

Are they dropping the link today?

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jason porter · September 13, 2026

Super excited for later! Alao if by any chance i miss the purple sick boi as i can see yheres obviously lots of intrest, is there still a chance again onna public release ?

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Dee · September 13, 2026

I’m curious if the 2nd edition red one is any different from the 1st edition. I can’t see any difference.

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Dee · September 13, 2026

God damn another 4am start to the day. Try explaining to the boss when you are late to work because you went back to sleep after getting up at 4 am to buy a figurine. Arghhhhhh

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MargaretAnn Stewart · September 13, 2026

Where do we click reminder button on time? I'm in states. Where do we see the link and password. Right here at top of this post? I have lots to do outside of the home traveling around town. Who is shouting???

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Jet Tanner · September 13, 2026

Setting alarm

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Amanda Nott · September 12, 2026

Ooh exciting! Already got the red one, so put looks like I'm have to get a purple one this time!

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Patty Hernandez · September 12, 2026

Got the red one at APE, should have gotten both. Oh well, looks like i have my chance now❤️

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Kristy · September 12, 2026

So Excited. I have wanted a Red one for SOOOOOO long!

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Jo · September 12, 2026

I went back at ape to get 1 of these and they were all gone 😭 im so having the purple one, what time we looking at 😴

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Nicole Forbis · September 12, 2026

Ooooh... la,la... I 💟 shade of the lavender one❣️ I've stayed away from these figurines, honestly, b/c they're a bit gruesome and triggering as being someone with COST-> caused by Medical Institutions (ie. Hospitals,etc). So, these new non-gorey figurines-> have been clearing my negative vibes like they're filled with "Mental Sage" to cleanse all who purchase (that's some 'ish that #QveenHerby would risky do with her homemade weekly Auric cleaned and reiki healing, I think your voice with her so hard, she's crazy however this new color palate, it's perfect! It audio looks to be #Pantone's Color of the Year for 2023, which is a perfect numerical *eater egg* for your RENegades to discover, whilst everyone else just misses this golden goose! Great job, team❣️ I'd come join you, filling in an the holes, that you might not have known you even had... bleeding money, screwing over a subcontractor on accident, or making sure that next video shoot has all its early arrived pieces-> categorized + inventoried. All of this "Musical Spice"-> is then sprinkled all over this musical creation<-in consistent ticking down towards freeing the entirety of progress->radiating-> pulsating-> and as steady as a *heartbeat*, drumming each beat straight into your chest, for a "RENegade's" heart's automatically switches up One's pulse, upon one's incredible-> chiming in time (like a metronome w/a serious baseline (a.k.a. A *Sophisticated* Sound Maneuver, which birthed the next generation of Boom-Bap £❤️¥€ŘŠ (wherever, they may appear in the Deep Chit, Generation Defining, Movie that I had to personally sneak into, whilst in Middle School + you better believe that I got to stay after they tossed out everyone in the studies, etc., just to be herbaliciously, "Chillin like a Villain" errr "Rolling with the Homies"-> #RIP #BrittanyMurphy [from 8 Mile, for starters]. Credited w/ pending legislate start power to the movie that began gathering + building up an important sect of the newest generation, w/every signature "808" bass groove, that EVERY '90's aged teenager knew not only all the words to, but the dance moves as well, from the inching #MTV, ol... along w/a #Meticulous + Expert #LatheCutting's -> throwback to the'90'sfoundation a #JayDilla X #Nas, with some mucus missed + is the cure for this key app stagnation heavy-a$$ the drumming best, and into the i9us Words (+ is for *this* specific evolving collection of voices, that're steadily turning up the receiver, speakers, amps, consoles, etc, to open the damn + let out, the Musical Cacophony of the Musical Reinvigortaing Movement. Which, breathes life + a fiduciary personality into each b.song to life, like from 2D into 3D somehow, and the reality of REN's music and videos snuffs out all the intrusive thoughtso . .

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Donna Poynton · September 12, 2026

Definitely buying the red one

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Kim V · September 12, 2026

So glad my job makes it easy to pick up extra shifts to pay for my Sick Boi addiction

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Christel De Roover · September 12, 2026

Omg I have been waiting for this for a long time and now im getting scared to miss out on it again . Me and my f×××ing autistic brain shutdowns, it's 22,02 pm here in Belgium and just now I'm starting to be a little ok, so if it was today I would have missed out again. That's why I love pre-order, then I have a chance. Please family cross your fingers for me that I will be here. 4 alarms set already. Love Christel from Belgium (× ×)

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ᗰιડડɣཐིꨄ︎ཋྀᘜαιℓ · September 12, 2026

Sooooo.... 2pm EST???

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ᗰιડડɣཐིꨄ︎ཋྀᘜαιℓ · September 12, 2026

Happy Happy Joy Joy

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JacqF · September 12, 2026

Just for time conversion reasons, this is about 22.5hrs from now, yes?

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Sarah Docherty · September 12, 2026

Sooooo excited 😁

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Sandy Salz-Johnson · September 12, 2026

Josh, Sam, and Kai need them, too! Those guys are indispensable!

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Tichotlapka 👻afterBOO 🐝🐝🐝 · September 12, 2026

🔥🔥🔥

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MargaretAnn Stewart · September 12, 2026

What’s the front look like? Anyone know? Lol. What is the significance of the purple one? Red one? I missed that part?

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BeeyaCreativeSelf · September 13, 2026

I think they represent the role out of the first Sickboi uniform clothing line 🤔

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Frances Doll · September 12, 2026

Check burn level on credit card.

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Thomas (Mckay) · September 12, 2026

Need a Webby and Ren duo in an asylum box

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Kon BloodLust · September 13, 2026

I really like this idea. Anyway to put it to a vote? ❤️

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Thomas (Mckay) · September 12, 2026

I love the them both - added to my letter to Santa. You could do a Josh one with just a deflated look on his face like wtf else can go wrong with this shoot. 🤷‍♂️

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DropBarracuda · September 12, 2026

OMG OMG OMG OMG

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Zinky · September 12, 2026

The purple one shall be mine!!! I will put it on my desk as a reminder to keep pushing when my illnesses are beating my ass!!!!

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MargaretAnn Stewart · September 12, 2026

What does the red and purple sic figurines represent??

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Michelle Eagle · September 12, 2026

I pray you’ve made enough purple ones 😂😂😂😂😂

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Crabs · September 12, 2026

Damn, they're so fire I want another.

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Tina S · September 12, 2026

I got a black and red one at APE....do I need the purple and white? 🤔 I'm thinking yes 🤣

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Bonnie von B · September 13, 2026

Hey! Leave some for the rest of us!

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Bleedingbones · September 12, 2026

I think imma buy them BOTH

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Bram VH · September 12, 2026

Got mine on APE so awesome!!

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Laura carey · September 12, 2026

Haha this is funny miss laura just been shouting, then found this in mail... renergy alignment 🤣🤣 its a gureat expression as long as you alchemise well 🤭 which i can midflow lol. These are so cute 😍🥰🫶♾️

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Becimai · September 12, 2026

Oh my lordy...yes please and thankyou very much 🔥❤️

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Helen · September 12, 2026

My lad is gonna love the red one ! This is excitttttttt TING

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Maddy Nuff · September 12, 2026

I need the purple people eater

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Julie Mason · September 12, 2026

It's worth shouting about!

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Key · September 12, 2026

I was fortunate enough to get one at APE. Such a cutie 🥰

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Hazysummersky · September 12, 2026

So 4am Aussie time..mm'kay, let's do it again!

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Shasalt · September 12, 2026

Yes!! ❤️❤️❤️

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Rens slaughterhouse · September 12, 2026

Oi oi

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LynzMcClane_RENspace · September 12, 2026

So only Patreon Members will be able to get these? Oh lordy. 😳🥺

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Amanda Mackie · September 12, 2026

💜💜💜

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Lusciouslemons · September 12, 2026

Ohhh how big? I need to find a spot for one! 🥳 I havnt seen one irl yet.

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Linda'53 · September 12, 2026

Have the purple but need the red one desperately as missed first time round

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Cydnie · September 12, 2026

I need that sick boi jumper !! 😂

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Jme · September 12, 2026

This will help my FoMo from not being able to attend APE sooooooo much! Alarms set! 💜♥️

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Anita.Mc2 · September 12, 2026

Oh, and this is a reminder to anyone who has gotten a new bank/credit card recently to update the info in Shop now before the excitement hits.

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SickBoiRENegade *Dani* · September 12, 2026

Aaahhhh🥰 I need the purple🐷

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Nat8908 (Natalie) · September 12, 2026

Alarm...s set 👌🤘

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Charity Patton · September 12, 2026

Geee…look at what I’m getting myself for my birthday 🎉🥳

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Amanda Nott · September 12, 2026

Me too!

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Anita.Mc2 · September 12, 2026

Me to friend: "Is there a point of buying a 2nd edition of something if you have the first one?" Friend: "Is there anything different?" Me: "The box says 2nd edition apparently but that's it." Friend: "Buy it!" Well, damn.

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Ren · September 12, 2026

cant work out if thats a good friend or a bad friend haha

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tsukuyomiakari · September 12, 2026

You can shout as much as you want, it will sound good anyways🤣Also, probably will get stuck with the sliding thing for a while but the purple one looks so cool👾

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Thomas Houston · September 12, 2026

Can not wait

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kelshecrazy01xx · September 12, 2026

Ooh need the purple one to go with my sickboi trainers!!! Yesss let’s gooo! 💜 🤍 x

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Lesley Dougan · September 12, 2026

The purple one is lush ... I got both sick bois at APE

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Ren · September 12, 2026

appreciate u!

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Tracy Crook · September 12, 2026

The purple one will match my red one perfectly and it drops the day before my holibobs. Fingers crossed 🤞

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Jenny S · September 12, 2026

Cute!

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Nicola Hill · September 12, 2026

Can’t wait!!! ❤️❤️❤️

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Lilliana Rosealie · September 12, 2026

Yell at us Ren we dont mind.

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Ren · September 12, 2026

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Allen Benedict · September 12, 2026

Is the Red one the same as the first drop of them? Or does it say 2nd Edition?

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Ren · September 12, 2026

box says 2nd edition

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Tammy Blevans · September 12, 2026

And.... I'm poor now so I'll have to wait for Mr Purple! The rest of my little guys will be holding a vigil waiting for their Ma to get her shit together! Lol

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Usual-kindness · September 12, 2026

Thank you can‘t wait

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Mo...🦩 · September 12, 2026

🔥🔥😁😍❤️‍🔥

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Richard Quadling · September 12, 2026

Do you think there is a way to get a human sized full head thing so we (well, I ) can be a human sized Sick Boi? Already got the clothing. Just need a head!!! Get it all lit up. Genuinely happy to be the idiot wearing this!! And will pay/buy/contribute/etc.

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Ren · September 12, 2026

haha

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Jami · September 12, 2026

Are y'all working on the Bobble head of our incredible manager and perfect HYPEMAN Connor?!!

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Ren · September 12, 2026

big enough head

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jason porter · September 12, 2026

I cant wait to buy the purple sick boi its so so cool, it matches the sick boi tee shirt i have!

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Stephanie Robinson · September 12, 2026

I’ve made my own crochet sick boi plushie but this will be sick on my desk!

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Jet Tanner · September 13, 2026

I’m going to do that! Great idea

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Heavenscent 114 🤪 · September 12, 2026

Brain washin Twats 🤣 dissions dissions 🤔 gota go 4 Violet 🪻🪻🪻 🥰

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Ren · September 12, 2026

no washing here but yes, we are twats

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Majesty_of_None · September 12, 2026

Whoot whoot 🔥

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Bees · September 12, 2026

Do I need a purple one ? Nope... would i like one yep....(your favourite) the red one is lonely. 😉

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Ana · September 12, 2026

I’ve been waiting for these!

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Mikki · September 12, 2026

*Sets alarm* ⏰️

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Erika Wood · September 12, 2026

Yay! Thank you. 💜

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Lauren Tolbert · September 12, 2026

So cool! Depending on the price u may get this if any are left

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🌶️ Ioanna Kosioni🌶️ · September 12, 2026

Woohoo 🎉🎉 I am here for it babes 😁😁

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ElegantJunk · September 12, 2026

That’s so exciting! I’ve made my own from clay but owning an official one will be so cool!

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Kitty aka MsSunshine2401 · September 12, 2026

Can't wait to have my own little Sick Boi.😍

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Jet Tanner · September 12, 2026

Yay!!! I’ve been wanting these

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Stephanie Robinson · September 12, 2026

Sweet! Ooo the purple one is sooo sick! I will get him and I will name him Reb.

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Tina S · September 12, 2026

This is probably the best name for him. 🤣 Or an idea for a future Reb figurine 😆

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Michelle Cassius · September 12, 2026

What cool feature?

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Ren · September 12, 2026

the sliding reveal thing i'm doing in the video lol

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✨Diane✨ · September 12, 2026

Yay!!! Thank you!