February 21, 2025

The Legendary King!

📜 Hear ye, hear ye, we have news from the Kingdom! 📜

You’ve asked - and we shall provide. Today, we’ll tell you about your father.

👑 Paul is a legendary ruler, whose name is shrouded in mystery. Nobody remembers how he ascended the throne, but everybody knows that it was him who saved Lust Kingdom and brought it into its golden age! For this achievement, he was pardoned for a lot of his eccentricity, even his strrange sense of humour and a very specific preference in naming cities. It was Paul who renamed all the villages and cities, but in due time, all the denizens of the kingdom started to think that these names were very clever 😅

On his way to glory he had a companion, the name of whom is lost to history. Their conflict was fateful: Paul’s friend died and was reborn into a dark being named Necrofucker, who swore to destroy the kingdom and the whole world of Ellatrea. But, even if he hated Paul, he still kind of parroted him - even his name came from one of old king’s jokes.

And thus the small tale of your father and our great ruler came to an end. If you want to know, who was the former king’s favorite concubine or who is this Necrofucker, let us know in the comments 💘

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B D King · February 22, 2025

Who was the former king's favorite concubine?