February 4, 2025

Locations of the Lust kingdom! šŸ‘‘

God bless the king!

Today we’ll tell you about our great kingdom! Everything according to the results of the polls! šŸ“œšŸ‘‘

Starting with the capital - Cockland

Years ago, the kingdom was named differently, but everything changed in Paul’s rule. Every town, village and forest - everything was renamed someting spicy šŸ˜ Paul found it quite amusing, and his servants (exclusively girls) actively agreed with him.

Let’s take a look at Lust Kingdom:

 Now, here are some locations from the first era:

  • Horny Village. A small settlement with a brewery and a brothel - two main sources of fun and income. This is Paul’s favorite place!

Sex River. A winding waterline that goes into a picturesque waterfall. There’s a small village situated on its banks that lives off of it’s fish.

Dick Forest. A long time ago, it was full of life, but now it’s consumed by darkness. It’s here that the armies of the Main Antagonist Necrofucker (Paul’s former friend) reside, and it is here that his grim castle was built…

(WIP)

Oh, by the way, Paul is our father that we never knew anything about. So, how about we tell you everything about him in the next post?