SAMPLE COLLECTION! (8m44s)
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Finally worked your way up to becoming a Helldiver, huh? Good work weenie, but the hard part ain't over yet: you're gonna need to procure a few "samples" for analysis. Don't worry though, your beefcake Sergeants know juuuuust how to take care of you.
As a matter of fact, how about you help 'em put on a little demonstration for all the boys sitting at home in their bunks?
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After a little over 5 months in production, it's finally here! I'm very proud to present: SAMPLE COLLECTION! My biggest ever, 8-minute monstrosity of a project - I sincerely hope you all enjoy this one as much as I did ;D
Thank you all for being patient with me while I battled a few technical hangups over these past couple of days. I apologize once again for the delay and excessively long production time on this project, but I'm still damn proud of how this one turned out ^^
VOICE ACTING:
@HopLimeVO (Twitter) as Sgt. Richards
@IRecshun (Twitter) (BlueSky) as Sgt. Steele
@Dusk_Infinity (Twitter) (BlueSky) as The Weenie
MODELS:
Helldiver models from @BlandwichNSFW (Twitter) (BlueSky)
Sample Tube model from @RTZeroBara (Twitter) (BlueSky)
MUSIC/SFX:
S1 - S3 music from @BunnytabbitVA (BlueSky)
S4 - S6 music from @RTZeroBara (Twitter) (BlueSky)
SFX & ambience from @LeHornySFX3D (Twitter) (BlueSky)
Comments (46)
THIS IS MY ALL TIME FAVORITE. I HAVEN'T SEEN ANY PORN THIS GOOD IN ME ENTIRE LIFE!!!!
Would you mind dropboxing them to me too thank you
Gotchu
I can’t seem to open the files
downloading doesnt work
Patreon put out some new updates recently that are making the app act up again. I'll send you a Dropbox link with the videos.
I’m trying to click the link but nothing happens?
Patreon put out some new updates recently that are making the app act up again. I'll send you a Dropbox link with the videos.
My favorite work of yours out of your entire collection! The sci-fi premise, truly engaging characters, phenomenal artwork, witty yet sexy dialogue, and the voice actors truly bringing all of those things to life. Especially that Sgt Richards! I want to see more and of him! Love how he’s such a bully, even as he’s taking it from the smaller “chew toy.” He just verbally abuses him into performing better and achieves the desired load! I love hearing the little guy whimper and grunt in equal parts pleasure and pain as these 2 massive space soldiers as the coerce the cum of the newbie’s cock! A true masterpiece! 🤪🥰🍆😍😈😘💋🔥🔥🔥
Isn't he just the best? 😌 It was a pleasure writing those lines for Richards and turning him into the character I envisioned in my head, I'm really glad that the hard-assed attitude came through as much as I wanted ^^ I was gonna tell you to go check out the SEAF Duties video that I did as well, but I see you already found that one 🤣 It makes me even happier to see that the dynamic and premise came through for everyone watching, even those who might not know about the game that these characters came from. Helldivers 2 has some incredible worldbuilding with the space-age satire and military themes, which lends itself perfectly to porn. Thank you very much for the kind words, I really appreciate it. Hoping to bring more high-quality goonbait to the table soon!
simply fabulous
PHENOMENAL WORK
Can I humbly suggest the grenadier from shadow of the tomb raider their so hot but there’s like nothing of them but I think you might see the vision if you saw them…
Gotta hand it to you for a unique suggestion, his helmet is honestly really fuckin' cute 🥺 but there's just too much stuff I'm already thinking about making with other characters currently In the off-chance that I need an insert to fuck a CoD guy or something along those lines... 🤔 might not be a bad pick...
It’s full of Super-Earth flavour, like a trailer, and the “no need for a c-01 sheet”, making it funny and hot.😊So great job Helices!
Hmm nothing happens when I’m pressing the links??
Hmm... are you using the mobile app or are you on a PC? I've noticed the Patreon website being a little slower than normal lately in terms of like, raw responsiveness to clicking/tapping anything. You could try logging into Patreon in a web browser instead and see if it lets you download there, but if that still doesn't work, shoot me a DM and I'll get you a temporary Dropbox link.
Good god, how do you keep topping yourself? This is amazing! I just can't stop coming!
Love that
Make a series of these
Pffft it's cute how I've had a handful of people asking if this'll be a series ^^ makes me so damn happy to see people loving these characters as much as I did I've got some other ideas in the works already 🧐 I really want to do something with a little SEAF guy servicing one (or both) of the sergeants. In the game's universe, the Helldivers are the prestigious "elite" branch of the armed forces, and the SEAFs are a tier below them - so the dynamic kinda writes itself...
THIS IS INSANE, By far one of your best works and thats something considering all your works are such BANGERS
Honestly the double penetrating scene is something I have never seen before! Incredible work and the way those huge asses look sexy af while they deposit the artillery.
What a start to the new year! I want this horny energy throughout 2026. Thanks Helices for this STUDIO production level of homo fantasy. But in all seriousness, how do you create smth like this without constantly being distracted 😂
Oh believe me, I was shifting around in my chair CONSTANTLY as I was working on this Pretty hard to resist these guys when their tits are milked-up to the max and they've got such good voices on them. Ngl it was even harder to stay focused once I was working with the audio as well - Sgt Richards' VA knew I was getting bricked during the recording sessions, god that guy was such a tease 🤣 Thank you for the kind words though, I really appreciate it ^^
The sooner we stop messing about with ethics committees and embrace genetic engineering, the sooner we can have this reality. A very nice vision. I can't wait to see the soldiers in their tight rubber space suits:)
Incredible! This is a masterpiece worth waiting for. Thanks for all your hard work.
Wow man so good
There's definitely not enough HellDiver porn out there, this one is just the best one! <3 thank you for your hard work, ye cooked with this one and happy new year!
Wow! This literally gave me my first boner of the year! Happy New Year to us all!
Bro you are phenomenal and a perfect welcome to the new year, HAPPY NEW YEAR 👑
So hot!!!
man a PMV of this would be hot! amazing work!
Best helldivers porn I ever did see
This is delicious!
So worth the wait. Where's the recruitment office, need to enlist.
awesome as always
Thank you daddy, happy new years 😘🌹
Cooking the best food as always
PEAK!!
Peak
This everything burger omg
I still think about this comment sometimes
THIS IS SO GOOD
im so excited to watch this i wish i could rent out a theater to watch it in
DAWMMMMM SO JUICY 😱❤️