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April 1, 2026

Our First Mallet is Finally Here!

...It's a Perlman :]

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SeekV2 · April 3, 2026

Cool! It'd be cool if you added a survivalist mode where you start in a shed in the middle of nowhere, and in the starting cutscene your character says: "Ugh, I'm tired of hunting in this field, and automobiles are still in development, wait I could just start a railroad!" And you start with nothing, no trains except a old small steam boiler that you can assemble into a tiny tank engine, a 0-4-0 coffeepot bc you built the engine it's not like you have blueprints for a real steam engine! It has link and pin, no airbrakes, BUT you can customize it to modernize it! And then from there another cutscene starts showing you quickly laying some track to a tunnel into a mountain you can't go in there, and when you buy a engine or wagon a train comes out of the tunnel and drops the bought train off, then what you do after that is build a actual line all the way from your tiny Lil line all the way to ponderosa, about 30 miles to basically actually start del cargo or smth, also your cargo *if not connected to say a industry or another town or smth (I don't really watch the industry's series) ANYWAYS if you aren't connected to any facilities or whatever you can just take them to the siding and when you sign the paper that appears in your shed when you put it in the siding then put it in your mailbox and slept in ur bed next day you'll see a train pull up from that tunnel track and pick up the train cars, take them up the hill and enter the tunnel, then a few in game minutes later they'll roll down the hill, no locomotive just rolling freely down the hill at speed and then you gain money! Bug you will have to stop the train cars somehow

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Megamikey75 · April 2, 2026

I know this is an April Fools joke, but I WANT THESE!

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Samgineer · April 2, 2026

You'll have them, don't worry! ;)

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Cowboys and Cowcatchers · April 2, 2026

This is the kind of thing Kantorski loses sleep over. (Goes very hard)

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SS Jordan · April 1, 2026

Playin with my emotions😭

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TheNewIKB4472 · April 1, 2026

Ok serious question, will the MU connections on different diesels be compatible with each other?

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Studio346 · April 1, 2026

This may or may not have been my MU test train that Tom made pretty. - Mark

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HumanityKILLS · April 1, 2026

Cancelled my patreon.

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Billy Rueckert · April 1, 2026

Well played, family. Well played.

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SteelCity&LakeErie · April 1, 2026

I want to be angry but it’s my own fault for being tired enough from working overnight to fall for this so easy

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Train Ben · April 1, 2026

Wait so is that a A-B-535-B-A?

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J Flanagan · April 1, 2026

🤩🎉- what this isn't a April fools joke is it? 😐🚂

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Kory Bradley · April 1, 2026

THATS IT, IM GETTING ME MALLET!!!!

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GeGe · April 1, 2026

You got me there! 😅😂

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Erwin [de Rijke] · April 1, 2026

Offcorse!!! 1 April..... 😆

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Odey555 · April 1, 2026

Playing with our emotions like that. I just know Mark was behind this xd

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Studio346 · April 1, 2026

Tristan and I were up late a few nights back while I was testing some MU code things using this monstrosity as a test case, and we both went "That's it, there's the April Fools joke." We then forgot. Last night, Tom came up with the idea independently... when setting up the consist, realizing we didn't have the Pennsy paint set up for the DL, Tom asked us what we should paint the DL in, at which point both Alec and myself simultaneously shouted New York Central... lol! - Mark

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Brooks Moses · April 1, 2026

And very happy returns of the day to you too. :p

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Joseph Phillips · April 1, 2026

I shall call him Ron

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Ethan Bennett · April 1, 2026

I got so excited at the notification and then today’s date hit me

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ketch me outside · April 1, 2026

An excellent shitpost!

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Schubi · April 1, 2026

We get so much power... Show me how much they can pull in a video and what's realisticly possible with all industries :D We nned a strength Champions league.

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Adam Gears · April 1, 2026

First appearence of a C unit

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JTS · April 1, 2026

You could pull entire industries out of the ground with that amount of power!

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Studio346 · April 1, 2026

All joking aside, that's basically 250,000 lbs of starting tractive effort right there. Only a paltry 140,000 or so continuous though... - Mark

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Glasen · April 1, 2026

I got so excited seeing the notification only to see this, good model thi

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Tommaso Savoldi · April 1, 2026

This is wrong in so many ways 😭 (I love it)

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whonow · April 1, 2026

You can't just hurt me like this

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EngineerStokes · April 1, 2026

More, more, more!