GUYSSSS help me pick which 2 pics are the best i can’t ask my friends cause it’s like a little embarrassing to show people pics of me getting a wedgie from a cow print thong i bought off amazon ahskskdkf

i want your opinions pls <33 which 2 should i post to twitter? like… which ones would make you go unga bunga brain if you saw it while you scrolled :3

also i’m buying this again on amazon but in a better size so that i dont rip it with my fat cow tits after like 3 pics HAJSKDKF