Opening our toys from Adam and Eve!
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The toys are finally here from Adam and Eve and Tifa's about to have the time of her life!
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Henry: This one's gonna need some lube! "Aggressively swings brown lightsaber"
Wouldn't recommend using vaseline for lube, its water resistant so clean up isn't going to be easy. You guys ever do another one of these, might want to order some water based lube, it'll help get things to slide in easier, and clean up is a lot easier than with vaseline.
I love how everyone forgot that the Head-strap Dildo is supposed to go on the chin, and they all just accepted the Unicorn position. Damn, I almost thought they were just messing around but they actually are clueless, which just makes it even funnier XD
Lol yeah, reminded me of that one episode of Workaholics
Never laughed so much in my life
Someone needs to rescue Tifa from the torture
Henry at the beginning of the video... Dickhead
bro, watching ya'll use vaseline is PAINFUL!
How to use dildos: Be liberal with lube, and use a proper water-based lube, not the vaseline. You want to lubricate every surface that's going to have contact, not just the tip, and not just one or the other; use your fingers to get the lube into the receptacle. That way the lube bonds with itself, instead of trying to bond from one side to the other (which makes the friction move it out quicker). Try and be careful to use one hand to lubricate, and leave the other one dry. On larger toys like the Doc Johnson, hold it in place to aim with the lubed hand while you push with the dry hand. Also, for the stand/stiffener, you need to use lube to get the rigid part into the toy. You want to use a condom with a lot of these toys, because dolls are usually made of silicone but so are penetrating toys. Silicone doesn't stick to anything except for itself - which means that when you rub silicone on silicone, it will tear. You're damaging both of them by not using a protective, non-silicone barrier.
That's some of the funniest shit I've seen
One word for the tentacle dildo: Lube!
Guys I think they killed Tifa
Best $5 I ever spent
Straight up, Ein has seen some shit in her life.
Video was interesting, but i want to see the after-party...
lol watched your youtube since the beginning only just joined patreon and its funny af great humor jeannie youre adorable kai you on of? ;)
how did A&E not send you a complementary gallon of lube to use all that stuff "correctly" LOL :-D
This was a new benchmark for me in the cocktail mix between hilarious and creepy. I almost died laughing in both a fun way and an alarmingly embarrassed way. Man, you really never know what you may come across next in life :)
You need to lube the pussy and the cock with much more lube! And vaseline isn't the same, it would be better to spit actually, but just buy some lube next time okay 😘
This is comedy gold, really laughed out loud, didn't happen in weeks, better than all my medication combined, thank you guys!
Why are the girls asking where the G-Spot is? lol
I’m almost certain Kai took the last one to her room lol
Cannot breathe laughing so hard at that one!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
i don't understand why there is no sound
Unicorn horns ate strap ons....
If you want Tifa and all the toys to last, you need to clean off the vasoline, that will break down the silicone. Get some water based lube.
Wtf am I watching lol
You guys are out of control 😂😂😂
Kai+tentacles= made day
The sheer joy on her face when she finally got to play with his ass without resistance lol
Kai <3 a goddess , as always
First few minutes of the video and Henry turned into a dickhead...
Use actual lube instead of vasoline
This is definitely one of the weirder ones from the gang I’ll say that much lol
I think the dog put me over the edge. Couldn't finish it
Henry yelling, "Is it going in, is it going in?" is something I will never forget.
Seriously guys...if I see Ein in another Tifa sex video, I'm going to unsub. Seeing Ein play with the sex toys is so disturbing!! I skipped to a few different parts of the video and saw Ein "jump in the action" so many times that I stopped watching the video completely. You guys need to put her in a separate room during these recordings!
You assume they use the doll or Adam and Eve toys at all 🤔 odd of you to think so, or the idea that they wouldn't clean them efficiently. Like, they're just pacifiers for a human size rubber/plastic doll. lol
The Henry and Kai unicorn scene was fucking hilarious!
Is there, or could you make, an “all videos” playlist? I wanna play all the content as like background videos for a party at my friends house
Seeing Henry hold a BBC was not on my 2024 bingo card lmao #freespace! 🤣
Watching them struggle to find the clit was funny and I'm surprised they don't know where the g spot is by now.
It's not exactly a spot that people can find reliably. It's also based on where the inside part of the clitoris is close enough to the vaginal wall that it triggers the reaction. Hence why it's hard to find at times. :P The clitoris has a very very large internal structure of nerves and stuff that wrap around the vagina.
Henry is going to regret letting Ein chew on that dildo some day.
Also with both of those things on I got Chainsaw Man vibes from it.
ok ok ok So Do NOT use Vaseline with Silicone anything. Both are petroleum based and will MELT the Silicone toy or in this case the $3,000 sex doll. Also Henery. Come closer. Vaseline is not to be used for sex anything. Get water based KY
I was thinking the same thing.
4:54 i fucking lost it when Henry mimicked tifa on the couch😂😂😂
Kai is a champion, which ones is she keeping. Henry you brave my man, anything for the fans! Jeannie you are smart for staying out of it and holding the camera LOL. And even though the dog was funny it would be best if you just put them in the other room for the time being.
Pretty sure you don't want to be using Vaseline, as it's oil-based, and can damage the doll and toys. Water-based only.
I guess its good he has another one
Kai's a freak huh ?
The hard plastic part with the 12" is designed to be fully inserted into it to add rigidity. It will need to be lubricated first. We definitely know which ones are going to go into who's personal collection. Kai is definitely going to be keeping the tentacle dildo and the triple vibrator. Jeannie is obviously keeping the wand dildo and the glow in the dark dildo. In the future please lock eine in a different room before you start.
Have you guys never heard of lube? Vasoline is Not good lube... Buy actually waterbased good stuff from a sex store 😭😂😂 you also need to pour buckets of it on mega dongs
Kai was a little too excited to see the tentacle lol
Please for the love of god put the dog up when you shoot these videos, seeing a dog suck a dildo is a bit much.
Please don't use Vaseline as lube if you're actually gonna fuck. Vaseline breaks down silicone and can cause condoms to break. Use a water based lube next time.
Seriously, you need to put the dog away. Otherwise it was a fun video to watch.
wtf? Wtf is wrong with them having Ein in their videos dude?
I suppose this illustrates quite well how a 12 inch dick isn't the magic ticket to getting laid a lot of people think it is. It'll be too big for most men and women. Others have already mentioned to use proper lube. Also, be careful which toys Ein chews on. Some of them contain polymers or types of rubber/silicone that are bad for pets.
Yeah, unless you're KinkyJo, or Ty, you probably don't want the foot long fun times. :P
Henrys daughter is super horny, surprising no one
Step one... get the dog out of the room. Step two, NEVER use petroleum based lubricants (Vaseline) on toys. You may have ruined Tifa's lady bits by exposing them to Vaseline.
Happy New Year MXR I will no longer be on YouTube but I will check Paetron, Instagram, X for more posts and I hope you guys reach 4,000,000 subscribers and get 1,000,000 likes daily in 24'!
12:07 new iconic Kai moment
You should NOT use vaseline or oil based lubricant on sex toys. They will damage them. Use water based lubricant!
lol
Kai, you're so dope, will you marry me? LMAO
You'll have to fight Henry and Jeannie for her. :P
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kai onlyfans when?
Bonk! Go directly to Horny Jail.
You sweet summer children. "can only use 20%" lmfao. Bro people take whole arms inside themselves.
They were pretending honestly to be innocent. THey do that a lot. Even here.
By the time Henry has a kid he'll be the master of sex toys and know how to use them all
Kai is such a bro, gaping Tifa butthole for Henry to get in because it's too tight!
🖕🏾😁🖕🏾 Cute Ass!!!
8.20 Henry never heard of siswet19
This is some ground breaking content here.
Ky dawg
Hmmmm, which ones do Kai take to her room?
2 true
I laughed so hard seeing Henry with the double dildo on his head. Very funny episode. Also the ending... Well played Henry. 🤣
You need water based lube
This guy knows how to have a party.
Yall need proper lube. Just sayin.
for one to use a dildo you have to lube the hole and the dildo for easiest use
HAHAHA Henry with the double penetration unit on his head just made my weekend! you all are the BEST! But Jeannie disappearing into the back room with the dildo to "check on the computer" was suspicious....LOL
Very suspicious. LOL
Someone will have lot of fun tonight XD
I will admit this is a weird video to watch at 730 in the morning
ha yes the "chin strapon" lets put that on the forehead 😅 also, please get a water based lubricant... vaseline is one of the worst things you can use for sexual lube
Now THAT'S what I call headbanging 🤣 Good vid like always and thanks tifa for keeping the krewsaders entertained 😂
I hope you guys are just acting innocent for the camera.. cause if yall dont even know how good the wand is my god ur missing out lmao. That said not sure what the purpose of a glow in the dark dildo is, but im here for it XD
Yeah, they play innocent even here, sometimes. In this situation at least. It's wild.
I know that people are using ALL of the creacher. Everyone had that one friend/acquaintance that would show you messed up videos....
And using much larger. The Creacher was tiny compared to some.
You should lube up the toys and the doll, since "Tifa" does not produce natural lubrication like most humans do. And if there is a next time, you should also order a lube bottle from the site. They usually have products that wont damage the toys
Please stop using oil-based lubricants on Tifa and the Latex-Toys. It destroys the material as oil is highly reactive. Use waterbased lube instead.
Too late now
What the fuck did I watch. Who could've guessed sloot mods on skyrim 12 years ago would lead here. Keep it up guys, been a wild ride
This could go up on Youtube as educational. :p
Henry sure did alot of the heavy lifting in this one
So when's the green screen challenge for patreon?
Kai looks excited to try these out off camera.
Water-based lube works better...so I've heard >.>
Sheer degeneracy 😄😄
Sheer degeneracy 😁😁
May 2024 be kind to whomever reads this :)
Thanks! Happy new year to you !
Kai's workouts are showing. Also, could we get a Patreon game again? Plz.
Those silicone toys aren't made for silicone pussy you guys.
What if?! You hire a lady of the night to test these on? Sorry that was a strange thing to ask. 😞
Just let us donate/raise money for Kai to do it
they (the toys) look premium, are they cheap rank or top tier as value ?
4:12 to 4:30....whoa...
"How do you use a dildo?" Masturbate with it, I guess.
I'm sure they could find some instructional materials out there on the web.
Did.. Did i just bust..?
No words 🤣🤣🤣
Its 05:30 am.. good morning…?
Yeah, I don't believe you bought those to use on Tifa for one second. Clean the Vaseline off of them and get some real lube, you can even get some good stuff in a drug store these days. Walk Ein, draw the curtains and have fun. Oh yeah, don't hurt Henry! Remember we're not here to judge, we're your fans.
This was way too cursed... but I could not stop laughing.
What the hell did I just watch...
When Henry had the second dildo attached and his eyes looked funny... I can't believe no one said it before now. He was cock-eyed.
What way to start the new year with a new video
Ay yo, WTF did I just saw 😂 ☠️☠️☠️
That was the weirdest porno I've ever seen.
ngl i forgot that they ordered a second doll....... i wish it luck
The first one was a chin strap so you 👅 while you stick. Safaree needed the stand inside. Real lube lol please Entertaining the inflatable toy was very scary 🤣
would use these vids like product reviews
I got a one eye monster too!
Mike Wazowski! :D
World's saddest brothel. 😥
Jeannie showing some Dom, slapping Tifa in the face and reached to twist the nipples before the camera cut...
Right?! And 4:12 to 4:20 sounded pretty good and real to me LOL Maybe a little too real
Thinking Kai will steal the last toy for herself.
use actual lubes and not vasoline. you should have added the post to the black toy
You 3 need practice. Come back to us when you move up from beginner level.
I think the first dildo was supposed to strap over the mouth and not the forehead. That way you can actually see what you're doing =)
I think we are finally reaching Kai's limits. She is unfazed most of the time, but the feeling of the lube and the fear of the dildo popping brought her to new depths.
Posting this here because it is too long - Video idea - since Kai mentioned her guns, I started thinking that they could do a "cursed" workout video in their home gym in the garage. Rating each other's form, trying out bad Youtube workouts, cheap amazon workout gear etc. It would also be a way to, how do I say it, dress in a way that the audience would like, without going too far (it would not have to be skimpy, even 'conservative' workout clothes would be enough). *Edit to my edit - Also add "cursed" or difficult yoga poses to the idea list
I fear the day they decide to stop testing on tifa and get someone as the tester...
You need lube and a good amount. A little does not infact go a long way.
Another great video. One thing though...you should only use water-based lubricants on your sex toys, including Tifa. Petroleum-based lubricant's like Vaseline will damage the silicone of the toys. Have fun!
and now a video with Kai and Jeanie testing the toys
Bonk!
Haven't ever had a sex doll but if I had to hazard a guess. It's that women don't clench down as hard as they can on insertion, while they probably have to make the dolls as tight as possible. That's why you're having trouble with the dildos. Now if you want to try it on Kai and Jeannie (on video), I'm sure you'd have more success.
more like real women self lubricate and vaseline is a horrible lube for sex.
Their compleat inability to comprehend the thing they just read is honestly astonishing. Henry reading instructions "with soft exterior and a firm core" Henery one second later while looking at the firm core "is this a pedestal for it?" ..........
I know they sell their dumbness as an act for the Youtube stuff, but they shouldn't bring it fully to these videos. XD
You guys probably should have bought actual lube rather than Vaseline. Like water based considering the doll won't automatically lube the toys themselves.
thank you for the video!
You need actual lube
Jeannie: "Can I use that on my back?" Ein: "No *bark*"
It goes on the chin
"Ein go away. Daddy's doing research." XD
oh, good i was stuck there
yay, working now!
Sweet
Yay it works! 👍