THE BEST ASMR VIDEO

Loved it! Funny as hell! The ear mic was such a surprise. Kai’s pop rocks was the best!

Dig A Tunnel on mute... very clever, guys. 😏

That outtro was golden

This was cursed, but also funny as hell.

I hated the ear mic, i could feel the tounge punch. Fuck you Kai

Kai can Pop my Rocks anyday

With all the jokes and messing around this is still better then like 80% of the videos tagged asmr on youtube.

just paid $5 to have jeannie and kai ear molest me simultaneously....worth it

Hits different with eyes closed. More immersive.

15:17 Oh no. Nosebleeds and other indescribable feelings.

less relaxing more of a comedy

Hilarious

I actually really liked Jeanie tapping the Clorox wipes.

Fucking immersive!! 👍🏻

Loving it, should have done biting down on a crispy fried chicken leg! CRUNCH!

last part kai is actually owning though

Nice!

ASMXR

Henry put so much thought into this (while understanding nothing about ASMR) and he had *no* chance with those two. :D Kai "This is the sluttiest shit we have ever done...."

I watched this while aggressively crapping on my porcelain throne.

I've learned the only way I'll like ASMR is if its kai

Henry's face when J&K are licking the ears. >.<

I lost it with the the surprisingly loud burp! Loved the video!!

Lost my shit when the baby bottles came out and Hnery jut said, "Fucking do it!" 😂😂😂

if kai has an inbox, it gotta be exploding

I can't believe I paid to suffer.

We're witnessing Kai's descent into corruption and debauchery in real time and it's glorious. Thanks for assaulting my ear holes against your better judgment, girls. <3

ASMR but funny as hell

I'm cry laughing at the cringe on y'all's faces

I never, cringed, laughed, and died when Jeannie and Kai both went at it.

a missed opportunity by jeannie she should have said i can smell you

"I said just one tongue punch..." You let those ladies do what they want!

This is less "ASMR" and more "Kids smoking weed in the basement and then trying not to wake the parents" lol

Well i hate asmr but i did laught to much to hate this one xD

Maybe the worst asmr video I've listened to 😂

you guys definitely tried, though I have to say that ASMR is not my thing.

Godlike

I never understood ASMR but today I have decided I want more ASMR but only with this TRIO. Man this was hilarious. cant wait for the next

Hilarious video, but asmr is so fucking weird haha

So....................................confused.........................liked it tho

i don't know what to expect but i look froward to this

alcohol should always be involved in recording

my mind reels, my ears bled a bit but that was hella entertaining - though a far cry from ASMR, more like ASMA squared Autosynchronus Sonic Merdian Arousal & Agony hence A Squared

Holy hell..... that was actually the single best.... worst.... annoying and perfect video you guys have made.. i laughed... my ears bled and i got to see henery be one pushy mofo :'D..... "suck it" lol

High Fructose Corn Syrup, or any syrup for that matter will probably not go through the tiny holes in the baby bottle nipple. Milk is less dense and can come through easily.

What a strange, quasi-erotic journey with our trio! At one point, I thought they were drunk (something I'd suggest, if there's a next time). Big points for innovation and trial-and-error spirit. Those "accordioned" tubes and the pop rocks were unexpected big hits.

Was wary at first but found it highly entertaining!

I've never understood ASMR, but this was fucking great. Hilarious

i didn't think Jeannie and Kai would lick it honestly and i melted a little when they did.🫠Henry with the pop rocks tho🥴

I've never understood ASMR. Still don't. But this was some funny sht!

My hearing is bad. This made it worse. 10/10 great content.

This was soo funny and fun. Tongue punch the earhole

I found out you have to copy the links as ordinary text but dont copy them as hyperlinks. Ex: when highlighting links click "copy" not "copy link"

CAN YOU RESTORE ALL PAST UNCENSORED VIDEOS WITH THE CURRENT CLOUDFARE STREAM LINKS YOU USE NOWADAYS?!!!!! I signed up on patreon just to see all these past uncensored videos. I really think & feel I paid $10 for nothing. All past links are gone and no link replacements. angry & disappointed.

Listening to just the audio without the context of the video makes this INFINITELY funnier! 🤣

You guys had me laughing so hard 🤣🤣🤣. There needs to be a part 2 sometime in the near future.

just wanted to stop and actually take the time to mention to you how much ive enjoyed your content as of late. Ive been a fan ever since the very first FO4 mods weekly, and have tuned in diligently ever since. been like, what.. 2016? bro ive been watching your videos religiously for 7 years. ill keep giving you money because you fucking deserve it! you somehow even beat the youtube algorhythm.. im proud of you my boy!

🤣🤣

“Open your mouth. Open it! Yeahhhhhh.” Lmao! Sluttiest ever indeed….

Can kai lick an ear or what

"this is the sl*ttiest video we ever made" no worries Kai. I was too wtf to even think anything but that meme face.

I am not into ASMR videos but I found this very funny.

I've never been interested in ASMR before, but I must admit that the sounds of Jeannie and Kai tonguing the eardrum did something for me.

Um did kai wipe off the ear before she stuck her tongue in it cuz Henry had just licked that lol

omg im fucking crying xD!!

The muffling of the dig-a-tunnel outro was a nice touch

never really watched asmr vids but that was… violent..

I felt a whole range if mixed emotions during this video

Much to learn of ASMR, you have, Padawan's you do.

How much h money do I need to pay to get a kai and jeannie full ear licking video

Never seen a asmr video but man i can't stop laughing.

ngl i would pay to see kai and jeannie.. do things.... togather

bro this was my 1st asmr vid ever.. when you changed mics hooooly shite.. cant say I like it, but it is an interesting experience

Best video ever

Very fun video. I was clear you each had fun making this one.

haha, is it wrong that i enjoy the 1min of the vid

Seems like Kai had the time of her life in this video. I laughed a LOT as well. Great video!

Did not expect this. Also Kai looks way to excited about fire :D

It’s unwatchable for me. The video keeps having a syncing issue. Audio and video struggle to line up, the audio plays but the video is frozen or the video plays but there’s no audio or it’s delayed. 😭

Next AMSR video should have some trigger words. 10/10

Ha, Henry's demands this video. "Suck it." "Open your mouth and stick out your tongue." Totally going to be clipped and taken out of context.

I respect Kai's commitment to the bit more than I can express.

New king of ASMR apparently. This was 10/10

I genuinely had a shit eating grin the whole time. Both hilarious and relaxing.

you failed at asmr but not at making me laugh so this was good lol

Not gonna lie, the tongue punch at the end made jizz a lil 😅

Monotoning the end song was hilarious

Okay, that was.... I don't rightly know. But it was interesting.

Henry cleaning his mic will definitely not get memed.

I think the best ASMR sound from this video was Kai's exclamations of shock and awe lol.

thaaaaanks, much fun, good sounds, even some Ein

Well, I would recommend not making MxR an ASMR channel ;-)

Henry: I'm not a whore, buuutt money is money.

The funniest ASMR video ever! And the pop rocks and tongue punching was very soothing 😝

I actually liked the microphone cleaning and bendy tubes. Might have to look into ASMR after all...

The baby bottle bit has to be the greatest thing I've ever seen. Henry's whispering, Kai's laughter and Jeannie calling Henry a sick fuck, was amazing.

What's Kai been up to that left her with bandages on both hands?

This was... unexpected. I hereby declare this to be the best worst ASMR video in existence until the end of time. Still wiping tears of laughter off my face.

My face was sore from smiling so hard.

Kia* "This is the sluttiest video we have every made" This was lots of fun guyz! Thanks you!!

Well, it didn’t put me to sleep but it did make me laugh myself off the bed. 10/10 video

I just don't get the ASMR thing. It really doesn't do anything for me.

Henry getting to live his corn director fantasy: Ordering 2 uncomfortable girls to do weird shit

wtf

Ok.. so I just subbed and this was the first video I watched. I could not stop laughing the whole time! Money well spent XD

more of this content would be favorable... also... pictionary sounds like fun! But doubt that'll ever happen....

Oh... woah... ah... so desu

Yall are too funny. I'd watch asmr videos if they were this comedic.

Loved this, it was hilarious.

ASMR MxR Style ... not to be missed ^_^

My takeaway from this is: put some peanut butter on the ear-microphone and let Ein go to town and you’ve struck a goldmine. XD Also a cat purring could work well.

Nice

Never laughed so har during an ASMR video fucking lol. For next one you should do one with those adult pacifiers that seem to be on the rise these days xD

Love how they muffeld the outro as well

Ok, that was funny as hell^^ Feel a little raped tough

The ASMR video we never knew we needed

I was trying to sleep .. but me laughing is not funny .. I hope .. one day .. we get 10 more minutes of ASMR.. and when I say, “we” , I mean me.. and when I say 10 minutes, I want 1 hour.. And, when I say, “I hope” , well , you get the point.. but for now .. thank you for the threesome .. 🫡

I could even watch you guys peeling potatoes, but this is a treat :D

Best ASMR content ever! Normally idgaf about ASMR but they made it so entertaining and kinda hot at the end lol :D

I feel like... my ears been violated. :D But anyway, great idea for a vid.

Very funny video. Laughed a lot . The ending was actually hot. 😆

10 out of 10 weird shit

great video very awkward at the end 10/10 video

This reminds me of when i was in teens and would do acid and shrooms then play with stuff with my friends. hilarious.

yawl got me rolling

This might be one of my favorites, I was cracking up the whole time. My cheeks literally hurt from how much I was laughing and smiling during the video. 10/10 would definitely watch again.

I just nutted

I have to admit, I thought this was gonna be lame because I hate that ASMR stuff. But I think I laughed more at this video than I did for drunk Jenga, and that is saying something. I just wish there was an option for closed captions because I had to replay a few parts several times to hear what was said.

lol, wtf did I just watch and pay 5 bucks for lol?...in a good way I suppose. Man....

I appreciate your guys" effort in attempting ASMR, you're pretty good at it 😊

I appreciate the quiet outro music :)

I was really uncomfortable at the end there 10/10 laughed hard.

This was fucking hilarious and I was shocked when Henry tongue punched my ear but then Kai said hold my beer, lol

FREAKIN' EARS ON A STAND!

Love ASMR, had to check this out. Vid was funny but the grand finale was actually good stuff.

I laughed really hard when henry burped

This is it Chief

henry whisper yelling is the best LOL

Hey, thanks tonguing my ear Henry 🤢🤮. Jeannie gargling the coke was hilarious. You guys know you have to cut the tips on those bottles right? They come like that so you choose the size of the hole. Kai 👀 how you doing beautiful? Sitting there looking good AF 🤤

I don't like ASMR, but I watched the entire thing with headphones, cause IMMERSION!

My first erection from ASMR. Thanks, guys! Lol

*sigh* I'm certain there are dudes who've jacked it to the end of this one. -.-

Watching this was like seeing a UFO. I know I saw something, I just don't know what it was.

And please make it the last😫 I hate asmr...

i really do hate asmr but the interactions where just to good

This one is unironically peak MXR. Everyone was bouncing off each other perfectly and operating on the same wavelength. Henry was also goofier than ever and honestly is exactly like my Papa when he's in a goofy mood.

I was dying laughing as quietly as possible. lol bvq

ASMxR

That was something...else. But seriously, you should have brought out the ears in the first place, no idea why that was the last reveal.

Can't say I understand the appeal with ASMR, but this was hilarious. Especially Kai trying to hold back her laughter.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Anybody else have problems with the audio? When they open the coke bottle the audio goes mute for a while and then comes back but it isn't in sync with the vid

The pop rocks with the open mouth was naughty as f#$% bc it sounded like someone taking a... nvm. I kinda liked the double tounge licking

Not my type of video but funny to watch anyways.

I feel kinda violated... in a good way^^

The first ASMR video I have watched and gotta say that was hilarious!

terrible and funny at the same time... so classic MxR! <3

which one had a censored nip slip? and honestly I just want them to like underwear not nude. this is patreon after all and not onlyfans haha

You guys are so weird but I'm here for it lmao

am I the only one who is looking forward to strip Pictunary but doubt they will actually do ut

"you guys like that 360 surround" It's literally in mono lmao

this is soo cursed

This is what an asmr should be. Not those lip smacking blub blub sound, or the sound of plastic being crumpled. It breaks my immersion while trying to be one with nature.

Could you even imagine if this were uploaded to the YouTube channel?

Absolutely the greatest ASSMORE video ever made. I tingled along with everyone!

To have Henry tongue punch my ears sent me to new levels of cringe. Right up there with first dance in middle.

The EAR microphone was backward. If you notice, you were speaking to the back of it's ears, so the sound to the right ear came out of our left speaker. Funny actually!!!

We got some ASMR and a lot of chaos

Watching this felt like a fever dream, except I loved every second of it. I couldn't agree more with Henry's reply at the end "The best video ever made" XD

What were y’all drinking, smoking, or eating before this video?

Haha wtf, I loved it 🤣

Thanks Kai, first person to ever make me have the tingle everyone talks about 😂

That was hilarious. Can't say y'all are necessarily good at it (Jeannie probably had the best idea of what you were supposed to do, but kept getting derailed lol), but it definitely had me laughing pretty hard.

That was....😶something

I have never understood the appeal of these.

Yes, this day has finally come

Oh my