July 28, 2026

I can do something truly disgusting with my tongue

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Adam Bowman · August 17, 2026

Concerning the Dyson clip. Maybe this person had really bad constipation and was just trying to get things moving.

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Adam Bowman · August 17, 2026

I didn't feel the 50 shades movies were all that sexy. Maybe it is because Dakota Johnson has the acting range of a tea spoon. But hey, if that's what you ladies like, have at it.

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Orlando Gomez · August 2, 2026

Man why is Kai always so hard on herself she has crazy natural beauty and Henry might come out as gay one day and nothing wrong with that

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Tacocat11 · August 1, 2026

Japanese gaisha no no. Chinese prostate yes

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Tansi · July 31, 2026

Having children is basically a trap in the modern world. Most people have children because they think it is expected of them. And then they are unhappy with that. Due to a huge Taboo, you rarely hear bout it though. But a lot of people, especially women, regret having children. Be careful to not bow to social expectations and do what you actually want instead. Also note that having kids is basically the end of any other interests you may have for 20 years or so.

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David Britton · August 1, 2026

That is a wild take on it all. Good Grief.

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janeDoe · July 30, 2026

was a thing?.... Kai , it still is , the oldest job for woman's along history....

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Ziyn · July 30, 2026

Kai being Kai. Henry being Henry. Love to see it.

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Bruh · July 30, 2026

Hey guys!! For the next outfit tryouts can Kai dress as cammy from street fighter

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Owen Wadleigh · July 29, 2026

I just had a thought and went to the MXR "Uncensored Reactions" to see the unedited version, but it was the same video, same length, no more, no less. So, I started going back through the "Uncensored Reactions" and it has been a very long time since there actually was a video that had something censored out of it. When MRX switched from YouTube it was because they kept giving strikes because the content was, by their standards, not appropriate. When MXR went to Patreon it was far more edgy and did have some clips that would be censored, hence the need for the "Uncensored" category. Has MXR lost its edge and become more generic? I'm not criticizing it; I'm just pointing out the slow progression to a more mainstream content.

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David Britton · August 1, 2026

You are very confused. Nothing on Patreon is going to be censored by any real amount. Everything is uncensored by default. After they got kicked off Youtube and came to Patreon, there are basically no rules. Except in the case of extreme adult stuff. So, how can they become mainstream? LoL wut.

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iEatMaths · July 29, 2026

1st

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anthony · July 29, 2026

Moto Moto a name so nice you say it twice.

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Isidorn · July 29, 2026

No, you don't have to have children at some point. But for both Henry and Kai, if you're planning to, you should get to it very soon. Especially Kai. Clock's already ticking and neither of you are getting younger. Just to clarify, I don't mean Kai and Henry getting a kid together.

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David Britton · August 1, 2026

Adoption is also an option if you don't want the pain of childbirth.

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Dog Dad Jokes · July 29, 2026

So Kai plays for both teams? Interesting.

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David Britton · August 2, 2026

Heh. Yeah, both her and Jeanie. :P

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RICHARD · July 29, 2026

How many date requests do you think Daniel Radcliff got after that show?

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Andrew Gil · July 29, 2026

All this talk or prostitutes and porn for Henry and when it comes to lemons those are the videos he remembers? No Lemon Stealing Whore references?

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MoreShmeatThanaButcher · July 28, 2026

First

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MoreShmeatThanaButcher · July 28, 2026

Also....10:32 every spouse or gf that has a man who has been watching MXR for atleast a year, believes that Henry chose Kai over Jeannie and will take the "He won, she lost" personally, when watching this.

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Wayne L.C. · July 28, 2026

1st

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MoreShmeatThanaButcher · July 29, 2026

*1nd