when everyone's a hot nurse but you're a hot dog

Henry should stream games on Twitch.

Kai is so darn cute.

6:13 Is it bad that my first thought was "I cast Firewall!"

now THIS is epic NEOOOOO

Kai would be the hotdog and that is why we love her

We also don't know if you can actually escape "The Matrix," it might ALL be Matrix, all experience. From what I remember the spoon could be bent outside of the matrix in Zion. That likely means that Zion is another Matrix that gives "people" the feeling that they've escaped The Matrix.

The recorder may actually be the very first vid of your childhood memories.

The Adam West Batman was the biggest show on tv at the time. Every big celeb wanted to be in it. It was intentionally comedic and cheesy because back then they just wanted shows that were fun and entertaining to get your mind off of how crappy real life is.

That "french detective" was just a kid passing by, he wasn't there to investigate anything... He dresses like that sometimes

Top-quality banter here. Keep it coming!

So when you win the lottery you have 2 options for how it's paid out. An annuity over 20-30 years where the payments total up to the jackpot or a 1 time lump sum of half the jackpot. So lump sum from 2 billion would be 1 billion and gift or whatever tax is used is 50% so in this case ~500mil.

The only two times I ever used DoorDash the people delivering my food were total jerks. I'd just assume go out and get it myself unless I was really sick or something.

If you get exhausted from doing just the standard minimum of housekeeping as an adult, you are doing it wrong. For the other stuff... how about keeping only the stuff that is necessary for the household and some comfort? You do not need 2 streaming subscriptions, 3 smartphone plans and all the other crap you probably use about 5 times in 2 months.

I think that the airport gate thing is more that you have now actualized where it is, it's not just a dot on the map, you know how long it will take you to get back from the concessions etc. for doordash/ubereats/etc, it's mostly a time thing. for example, if i have 30mins for a lunch break, even if i went to the closest place to get food, by the time i got there, waited in line, and got back, i would have at most 10min to eat. with the delivery i can order from anywhere in town, wait until the 'your driver is almost there' notice to clock out, meet the driver at the door, and have the entire lunch break to eat.

When I had just started college, I got on the wrong bus to go home. And I, being on the spectrum, was too stunlocked to get off. Thankfully, I spoke to the driver and he allowed me to ride the bus back to college when we reached the end of the line.

Have a great day everyone, especially Henry n Kai.

Please Henry update us. are you and Kai dating.

Henry is just constantly leaving Kai speechless with his degeneracy, I love it if these two had a competition of who can say the most fucked up thing, the world would explode also, I'd totally eat that hot dog over the hot nurses

I like how Kai and Henry are dressed alike!! It's kinda cute

good one guys ... love you

Two points, big tits are nice until they get older and then they look like a bowling ball in a hefty bag especially if she had kids. Small tits stand the test of time. On the lint trap, if you don't clean your lint trap every time your dryer won't work well. It's trying to circulate air and if it can't push out the moisture because the trap is partially blocked with lint you have to run the dryer longer. If too much lint builds up, you could have a dryer fire. My neighbor had a fire break out because he never cleaned his lint trap and it burned down his home. Even if you clean it out every time lint still gets by the trap and starts to accumulate in the dryer hose. There is a tool that is a brush on the end of a long flexible wire. You should push the brush in and out through where the lint trap is, and also where the end of the dryer hose comes out at least a couple times a year to clean out lint build up.

So Pepsi had a choice to make - be honest or make a soda that doesn't taste like crap. And they chose honesty. I don't respect their crappy soda, but i do respect their sense of honor. And the post about men with the Applebees-waitress... i mean, the thing literally says "a woman that treats them right", so nah, it's definitely not just about the big tits. Sure, big tits are nice, but they're a just bonus.

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Are you guys online like at all? The reason the louve heist detective is so famous is because he was a random well dressed teenager walking by the scene that people assumed was the detective. Also, clean your lint trap, it's a fire hazard and your heating element is suffering because of it.

Go clean out your lent trap now!........lol

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Bruh, no one wants a juicy banana.

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