I wish i was under 18 so you could groom me??
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13:15, if it was filmed in portrait... yes...
like the really really degen stuff that no reputable semi professional producer would touch with a 10ft pole... the stuff that is filmed on an old iPhone 3 in some eastern european country in a dark back alley where both participating parties are wearing balaclavas because of the shame of what they are doing...
I almost thought the one in the black dress was Sasha ;-)
"do you think anyone has ever busted with their phone in portrait?" Procedes to scroll Reddit for a living
I was expecting a Panda Queen song when the Schnauzer started walking.
Yeah, Henry, what IS IT with you and wanting to taste assholes?
Lady Panda Queen, you do NOT have a "fridge bod"! 😎💪🏽👍🏽
17:08 Well, considering the women in his life... I can't blame him.
henry I'm disappointed you had the opportunity to make a bondage joke with the cut the rope segment but you didn't
jeannie. You don't think Henry might be trying to tell you about the asshole?
"What is it with you and wanting to taste assholes?" Has he tried it in on you yet?
everything Henry said in this video is spot on 1- he's not projecting , we all have groo... uhh.. Mommy fantasies 2- let him taste your azz ! don't judge XD lmfao
Yes, I like the switch. Refuge at the end!
Team Vertical vs. Team Horizontal
Horizontal.
An argument could be made that vertical filming/viewing is superior for home made solo material, so both the fun bits and the o face are visible without excess background, or so I've been told.
Also just in general, we have our eyes to the left/right of each other and see far more to the left/right than to the top/bottom. Just put your hands out of your vision and close them in on the edges of your vision; you'll see you have a MUCH wider horizontal view than vertical. This is likely because all sorts of things tend to be around us, but not so much below/above us. It's kind of useless to see more sky and ground and less of your surroundings. But then, the same usually goes for photography and videography.
I honestly don't know whether it would be worse to have taste buds on the inside or outside of your body. To constantly taste everything you wear and touch, or to taste your active digestion...
10 feet to the left would either have me in the bathroom, or halfway into a wall
Had to come back because I remember the fridge build comment, jeannie. Ms, madame, you most definitely do not have a fridge build lol. Not trying to glaze and saying with up most respect but you genuinely look pretty damn good and have a bit of a slim thicc figure. Anyone else says the opposite is smoking crack
Touching grass is for casuals…whoever wrote that grooming comment should be wrapped up in sod, have an entire barrel of molasses poured down the grassy hill Buttercup and Wesley tumbled down in The Princess Bride, then roll down said molasses-covered hill wrapped in said sod and land in a big pile of lawn mower clippings at the bottom…just so Mother Nature can cleanse that person of their sins.
When talking about the whole video vertical, I was reminded how Henry ripped into Kai for filming in vertical once. It was one of the "Product Testing Videos", I believe. :D
I think ya'll misunderstood what a fridge build is, I'm pretty sure a fridge build means really fat, and not necessarily that the hips have no definition to them. Either way Jeannie does not have a fridge build, and I mean that in the most normal and least creepy way possible.
Jeannie thinking she has a fridge build is nuts. Jeannie there isn't a sane guy on this planet who wouldn't want you as their girlfriend. You are beautiful, kind, and a total sweetheart.
That wasn't a miniature snauzer... That was a Yorkshire terrier....
Scottish Terrier actually, Yorkies are much smaller and have a distinctive silver-gray and brown coloration.
Jeannie's make up and lighting are on point in this video. Henry looks okay too, I guess
Another banger! But wheres Kai? Too many consecutive vids without Queen Kai
she's parted ways with MxR. she's doing her own thing now, she streams on twitch under the name sou_kaii, but only as a Vtuber. but she's been posting some cute (and even kinda sexy) selfies on X lately.
I agree with Henry, I wont elaborate on what though but I concur.
There is vertically shot videos on the Hub. According to AI. No personal experience involved...
Oh Jeannie don’t say that you’re perfect from tip to toe sigh…
The first photo, the pre-mom mom, looks like it was taken in 1981 not 1991. The color is washed out and there are imperfections that I wouldn't expect on a 90's photo.
that manhattan puzzle is highly collectable if I remember right, because of the towers
Jeannie's mind is still so innocent at times.
I think she knows and is just fishing. Look at how many encouraging comments she gets for it. Though it is way better than her being arrogant. And I too would've loved to have Jeannie, when I was their age.
Dog groomer here, that dog wasn't a Schnauzer at 13:44 but a Scottish Terrier. Similar haircuts though, Scotties have longer skirts (the hair that Henry asked if he was wearing a dress). Scotties have shorter legs, longer bodies, and bigger heads. They have some decent muscles as they were bred to hunt badgers. In addition they have large teeth for their size, comparable to a German Shepherd. Pretty good bite force too. I have seen them most often with black fur, but I have also seen white, and rarely a tan/off white color. Schnauzers are usually grey, kinda salt and peppery compares to the solid color of Scotties. I have also seen them in solid white or brown, or white with spots called Parti Schnauzers.
Fun fact. Cats lick other cats to show dominance. Rabbits get licked to show dominance. So the cat is like "I lick you to show I am in charge." And the rabbit is like "Yes, lick me, because I am in charge."
Henry likes assholes confirmed
The skin of the kiwi has more nutrients than the fruit inside you just have to get the ones with no hair
I swear the guy did the deed so she would break up with him ...
Great job, I really liked the mix of videos.
Ahhh yes cause being on a boat with a rich man can totally fulfill what having a kid can do 🤣
For everyone's tires to have a blowout and there'll be no replacements.
Henry talks. About different angles. Give us a second camera angle.
That last cursed comment though... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
She should just sit on his face and get it over with🤣
Jeanie! You are NOT a “fridge build.” Believe that.
Nice
17:05 I guess Henry keeps asking.....🧟♂️👅🍑
For the PH vertical view question: there are some POV videos that are shot vertically so someone 100% busted while watching vertically
17:06, I get henry on that. Sometimes you see a lady butt so nice your brain goes "I wanna put my tongue on and in that"
The comment about the mom having "given all that up" makes me sad about that mentality. That photo shows her happy, you know nothing other than she is now a mom and assume she gave something valuable up and/or is not as happy or happier now. Becoming a mother or father is something to strive for yet we have society today telling women it's sad and terrible to be a mom. Not blaming any one person just sad at jeannie's comment as it reflects modern mentality.
I'm of the same mind. My entire life reoriented when I became a dad, and I regret nothing. There are times when I wish I could watch anything but G or PG, but I get to watch what I do with my kids, so I really can't complain. I get to be instrumental in helping a couple wonderful kids become wonderful adults. Honestly, they inspire me to be the best I can be so I can keep being their hero.
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Huh?!
I will report this video for unstable cuteness and fuzzy wuzziness! Naw just kidding! I love you guys!
Let’s do the cute videos last for refuge. Why do we always do it the other way…….. Immeadly goes to r/aww
17:06 you and me both brother 😉. On a separate note, tell Alle Cakes and Kai I said hi 👋🏽
henry having taste buds only on the inside is amateurish. you're not allowed to get used to the taste of shit and piss in your body. you have to feel it graze the buds as it exits your body. every day you will have an incomprehensible dread of taking a shit.
Bro my feed just mental flashbanged me
A dog's fur is like their outermost sensory system- animals can feel anything that touches their fur. It's connected to their skin, after all.
Ay yo wft...unless if it's makima then ya sure.
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dam I've never actually been the first comment before