DOG RUBS UP ON WOMAN'S FACE

About the pillow, it says "oishiisou" which essentially means "it's tasty", so the pillow's face is meant to represent someone who just ate something tasty.

A really aroused woman can out cum shot any man

What's cumshot distance? I recall the vid of a tattoo artist attempting to work on a chick's Garden of Eden. She gets excited and sprays him in the chest moving him backwards. He tries again and again and gets the same.

I'll make sure to get an extra long shot my Lord 🫡

At almost 50, about 20 to 30 inches. About 7-10 ropes. Just thought you should know.

Dogs learn from their owners. Henry: Ein's first instict is to ram his tongue down your throat. Poor Jeannie.

4 feet in my 20s. About a foot or more now.

I can cum on my face when I'm jerking off laying down. When I was younger I learned to control my ejaculation like they do in porn.

That person with 15Pb of storage, that drive is already roughly 25% consumed based on the bar and the image cropping, meaning the drive is actually 20Pb...

6 feet

The world cumshot record is currently 18 ft 9 inches so watch out Henry. Even if you think you're safe you're not. I mean I've beat that(pun intended) but masturbating out of a plane doesn't count I think. They wouldn't take 10,000 ft as a submission.

I wonder 🤔

1,5 Meter

Every time, I'm thinking, "Well, this is going to be dumb..." And Jeannie and Henry never disappoint! (Apparently, I like dumb stuff!)

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Oh lord they're actually talking cum shot distance in the comments lol

I feel like I need to hydrate more after reading some answers. Lol

I would say a good 16 ins away is my range of cum

"Right before the Hyenas come" hit a little different after that ending🤣

We were def within squiring range but not cumshot slinging range

I've been happy to have been just outside of cumshot distance of Henry today again

Cum at me bro.

Sorry Jeannie, but... Record was 8 meters, but also out of a second story window. We were wild boys back then...

I also get assaulted when i lay down.

4 feet. But that’s if I go a week with out. Otherwise, like a 18”.

Too late, Jeannie, I'm a dribbler.

GLAD YOU ASKED: I think my record is 3 feet. I was saving for a while and i was 20 at the time.

Got rejected from another job. Pray for me guys

Jesus Christ is there anyone here who isn't thinking about cum shots?

Don't have the time to pull out a tape measure when post-nut clarity hits and I gotta wipe down the bus seat, smh.

I now have the cum shot distance comment waiting to go when I know the next person to say "you're weird" will be a family member.

Some of the animal stuff is just sad and disturbing like the hamster story. I guess I should've known to skip this one when they said some would be cursed stuff.

Distance is from the window to the wall, till the sweat drop down my balls.

Zero, it just oozes out like a like tube of toothpaste.

Lmao this was great. Keep up the good work fam.

Hi Jeannie! I've cleared my shoulder a few times.Usually just past my bellybutton though.

I slept with 1 of my arms extended and was unable to move. When I opened my eyes the dog (Irish wolfhound/Black Labrador) was there using my arm as a pillow. She in fact wanted a hug.

Had a friend who would brag about hitting the ceiling. Not sure if its true tho

Hit the ceiling once, so maybe like 5-7 feet. Jk I don't know.

Record is Probly 4.5 feet. When I was a teen.

40ft, take it or leave it

now dont quote me on this but I think I heard 3 meters minimum for longest distance was mentioned in a certain podcast

Mine is about a foot distance depending on how much I am into it

best was maybe 7 feet. we were goin at it and she didnt want it in, so i pulled out and it hit her in the back of the head. as in she felt the impact (her words, not mine. and yes she was pissed it was in her hair). so she drops her head and the second shot hit the wall maybe a foot or more past her head.

If we assume an average velocity of 25 mph (×1.6 = 40 km/h ≈ 1.11 m/s), a launch angle θ of ~70°, and a launch height h(0)=dick hight of 1 m, we can use the formula for a projectile's trajectory. We calculate t(max) = v(0y)/g ≈ 0.107 s to reach maximum altitude, h(max) = h + v²(0y)/2g ≈ 1.056 m. Using the free-fall equation, √[2h(max)/g] ≈ 0.464 s + t(max) ≈ 0.571 s is the total air time. Finally, v(0x) × t(total) gives us a total distance of ≈0.217 m or 8.54 inches of cumshot range assuming no wind resistance or external impulses

The hamster story is almost exactly what happened to my sister's hamsters a long time ago. They were supposed to be siblings, they made babies and then the female unalived all of them and his bro. We released it in the wilds after that...

C-shot distance can be up to like; 8-12M

If Kim is square the you really need to check google images of guy named Krzysztof Rutkowski

I was kind of scared where this video would be heading by the title.

It's about a hands width away

Mighty bold of them to assume no one is already masturbating to Olive Garden commercials.

I'm ashamed I ran to the comments.

For someone in the "splash zone," I don't see you wearing a swimsuit.

So 9:08 he's just letting us know that Jeannie got that wet wet? 😂

CUM AT ME BRO!!!!!

Hey mxr don’t be afraid to show your Obama loving atheism more. Im right there with ya. Cheers

What is the hyenas distance?????

Wonder if Lord and Lady Panda will make a tik tok

As loath as I am to point this out, there are probably more degens that would like the diaper commercial midroll ad in a spicy video than Olive Garden. On a somewhat related note the fact that baby diapers was front of Jeannie's quiet mind does hint at an upcoming Panda princess/prince.

Yeah!! Maybe YOU TWO are within cumshot 😉🤣 jk

Ehem 🤓 The measurement for ejaculatory trajectories is primarily determined by solidity of specimen and amount of pressure applied. My professor once made the statement, "A water gun and an actual gun are simliar tools. However one uses a small explosion and a heavy payload to impact a specific area up to nearly five miles and the other can barely reach the face directly in front of you.

good dog

You 2 are going to meet Jesus face to face one day. The Bible IS the ONLY way because it points to Jesus who is the only buffer you have from God’s wrath. Your disrespect of God's Word shows you to be a goat,.

Third

Bruh

First