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October 26, 2024

IT'S JUST A CUTE OTTER VIDEO, THAT'S IT

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Lee Elliott · December 22, 2024

"wonder if all greek statues are victims of medusa" not gonna say she's not real, merely, they're made out of a wide variety of materials. you've also got some unfinished works, so, not all, at least. "sleeping is considered lazy, going to bed early is not" two different concerns - going to bed early means you can rise early, which is the 'productive' thing. sleeping more than you need, rather than 'needing to sleep' is what's lazy. "the object of golf, is to play the least amount of golf" yes? because it demonstrates skill. not every game needs to be on a timer... "brushing your teeth is the only time you clean your skeleton" not sure teeth are actually part of the skeleton, technically, i mean, they're not bone. but, fair. at least, you hope so. gonna be a bad situation if you need to clean your skull or femur or some shit... "if people don't recognize clark kent without his glasses, does his eye doctor" assuming the eye doctor's gotten a REALLY good look at superman's face? like, right before his appointment? otherwise it's just some dude he sees maybe once a year, that looks like a lot of other dark haired white guys... his family and friends seeing him every day and not noticing is the weird part - they're used to his face. literally everyone else, likely isn't. i don't even think it's necessarily the glasses, but could be wrong. bonus round: "why is it called taking a shit, not leaving a shit?" because the 'shit' in question is an action, a verb, not a noun. you're not talking about the poop, you're talking about the act of pooping. "pinnochio says 'my nose is going to grow' does it?" well, that's a statement, not necessarily a lie. and i think there needs to be some sort of 'currently true or not' logic, so for these, if it's not 'true' while said, it's technically a lie. the reaction of the nose growing BECAUSE it was a lie, making it true after the fact, kinda doesn't matter, it was a lie then, so, it grows. but also, 'my nose is going to grow' only is a lie if he never tells another lie in his life, since there was no time stipulation...

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Raimo Geisel · December 15, 2024

i just had the biggest brainfart watching this video, wondering why the f they have a discord logo on the wall in the back... 🤣

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mrsuspenders15 · November 20, 2024

Not the XIV slander! :(

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CottonEyeJoe · November 16, 2024

The time clip should have ended looking at the clock and it said 1:02

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Derpasaurus Rex · November 7, 2024

The mexican meme is of Chalino Sanche,. That night the mexican mob gave him a note that if he sang that night, he would die. He read the note, put it in his pocket and sang the whole night. He passed away. There a video of it online if you look it up.

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Harley Simms · November 2, 2024

The clip with the guy singing after seeing "I hope you took the chicken out of the freezer" is a reference to the Mexican singer who was handed a death threat during his performance and kept singing, then was killed afterwards.

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Owen Tate · November 1, 2024

Since when did Superman need an eye doctor?

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David Britton · November 4, 2024

LOL, sounds like something Superman would do back in the 30s and 40s. Mess with eye doctors.

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Jesse · October 31, 2024

This was a good one. You really look like your getting use to the freedom of saying and showing what ever the fuck you want. To really be your self on reactions. Keep at it with the gym. One day you will be buff...lol

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BxGStone · October 31, 2024

If FFXIV feels slow... try Elite Dangerous. You'll do a single mission and 30 minutes have pass.... also traveling takes awhile too

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spacebound024 · October 31, 2024

I played elite with a dude that did a mission transporting people for like a week...1 mission...thousands of hops. Got paid...but idk if it was worth it.

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Vortall · October 31, 2024

Fun Fact, the deep thought comment, "Why is it called Taking a Shit and not Leaving a Shit", is from Beavis and Butthead.

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Eddart Jarrow Kashveel · October 31, 2024

Either way you can take and leave it. Just don't bring it back.

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BK Photographer · October 30, 2024

I think the only way Jeannie could have shut Henry up is by sticking her tongue in his mouth.

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Colby Lawrence · October 29, 2024

Jeannie looking svelte!!!

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Val · October 29, 2024

When Alabama man loves his sister he'll chase you to hell and back.

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Deadman · October 29, 2024

“Eat the cookie and shut your fucking pie hole.” New favourite quote unlocked

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darthsven · October 29, 2024

19:15 Jeannie: "No talk, only snacc"

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Leaf · October 29, 2024

I missed when time was too slow

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VolfKami · October 29, 2024

"Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome" you have to say the whole thing it's like A Pimp Named Slickback

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digitalnothing · October 29, 2024

12:58 A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON

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Tony Bailey · October 29, 2024

Goodness! Jeannie looks... Bigger 😵‍💫🥰

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john doe · October 28, 2024

2:45 Stifled yawn, lol.

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Chris Buttonshaw · October 28, 2024

signed up for the patreon because missed you guys!!! still awesome content!

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Eddart Jarrow Kashveel · October 28, 2024

If the video about the perception of time hits you like that in your thirties, wait until you reach your sixties. I used to wear a wristwatch now I carry a calendar. If it's Tuesday it must be time for lunch.

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Tansi · October 28, 2024

Hehehe. Not quite there myself, but I already feel some of these tendencies. To be fair, when I turned 30 I thought I was now old. Good times!

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Mister Anon · October 28, 2024

Yaaaay!

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DomBee · October 28, 2024

We need more spicy videos, we need more Kia, its "ok" here but don't feel my moneys well spent 🫤 some of us are old! and time moves quicker 🫤

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Donnerwamp · October 27, 2024

Dude, you can play me the nastiest, lo-fi black metal with a shot audio system the next town over and I'll ubderstand it flawlessly. Play me any overproduced pop and I hear "wet dream tomato"

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StinkyBoyMothMan · October 27, 2024

Why is it I only leave a shit if its on my neighbors lawn?

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dcy665 . · October 27, 2024

It might be because you're a dog?

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James Utter · October 27, 2024

Seeing these two always brightens my mood!

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Nonashu · October 27, 2024

I'm with Jeannie on this one with Henry talking shit about FF14. "Shut up Henry YOU BITCH!!"

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Leonard Taylor · October 27, 2024

As a almost 40 year old. God that last video broke me.

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MR · October 27, 2024

Wait till your 50... In about 10 minutes...

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Mexilente · October 27, 2024

If no one understood the reference behind the black dude lip singing mexican music, look up Adan Chalino Sanchez death

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dcy665 . · October 27, 2024

Yikes. Thanks are still in order

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Roberto Martin · October 27, 2024

👌

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Anthony Cochran · October 27, 2024

Henry...Buff Jeannie pose will drive Patreon subs though... Just saying. Also: You should get a panda pooping tattoo Jeannie...Just saying. Finally: This video was fantastic, fun, and probably one of your best since YouTube. I just wanted you guys to know that. Keep up the good work! :-)

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Metatron Prime · October 27, 2024

That last video, man. As someone in his thirties, I can truly relate to it.

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Tumtum · October 27, 2024

I'm usually on Henry's side, but man... Shove more crackers into his mouth Jeannie! That blasphemous comment shall be cleanse with the body of Christ!

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David J. Thompson · October 27, 2024

The otter must get feisty to judge by the scars on the woman's ribcage,

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spacebound024 · October 27, 2024

Otters can be savages, like I've seen videos of them taking out panthers/Crocs.

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Parbruek · October 27, 2024

Oh no! It's already been another 19 minutes! I'd better breathe again.

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Torwulf · October 27, 2024

Jeannie be casually attempting murder

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schwift · October 27, 2024

Yeah FF is a real drag

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Cu-sith · October 27, 2024

That note to the Spanish music is a reference to Chalino Sanchez one of the most gangster singers, he also has a picture with Tupac where he wears a cowboy hat wich idiots use as a meme saying I listen to country and rap.

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Cognair · October 27, 2024

Got dang that tiktok hit the core. Shattered

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Unaffected Covid · October 27, 2024

I see the gains, Jeannie. Ya lookin' good, girl! Respectfully, of course. 😏

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Western Philosopher · October 27, 2024

The older I get, the more overrated I think fun is.

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Tacocat11 · October 27, 2024

Surprised no comment from Henry about wanting to be that seal aka otter

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Giant_Killer33 · October 27, 2024

I enjoyed where she was trying to shut u up with the cracker that was funny how at first it didn't work till the end

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Eddart Jarrow Kashveel · October 28, 2024

Jeannie may start having to buy matzos.

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Allan Moynihan · October 26, 2024

JL Great Deltoids. Pects looked fine also.

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Robert Nixon · October 26, 2024

jokes on me; i feel every 5 seconds of my life and they are all pain.

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Eyelet · October 26, 2024

You know, now that you're not on youtube, you don't have to wear clothes.

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Gazza · October 26, 2024

True, they don't have to, but sorry to burst your bubble, they still will

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Brandon Olivarez · October 26, 2024

Like how Jennie tried to shut Henry up by forcing a cookie in his mouth

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bzaroworld · October 27, 2024

This was also my favorite part. I might have to try this in real life.

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Tansi · October 26, 2024

The gym-skit was great!

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Zackary Wilken · October 26, 2024

Panda popping tattoo?

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Chadwick · October 26, 2024

Good thing Henry stopped before listing other flat things.

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Mckinsey Young · October 26, 2024

What we really want to know with the move......how did the sex dolls make the trip? And are there any horrifying mover and/or family stories about this? =D

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KingSpatula · October 26, 2024

That last video, man, it impacted me. And when's the tour video coming o.O

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Dale Martell · October 26, 2024

I saw some some deltoids on Jeannie. You're in good shape, (thanks, Henry!) And thanks for letting us see :)

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Krewsader69 · October 26, 2024

Me: *just starts Video* Henry a few seconds later: "hope time passes quickly for you and you enjoy every moment" and video ends.

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A Person · October 26, 2024

Seems like you had more fun than in previous videos! 😊

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Spooky · October 26, 2024

the chicken note from mom may.....be a reference to a mexican singer who received a note from the cartel while he was on stage that he was going to die at the end of that performance.

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Garis · October 26, 2024

You are correct.

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RICHARD · October 26, 2024

Jeannie you look nice and toned. Don't let Henry gaslight you. ;)

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Ghost7579 · October 26, 2024

It’s so refreshing to hear the word fuck without it being bleeped.

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IRIEMike · October 26, 2024

Haha the last video of kid to old with mom involved hit me hard

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HEATHEN · October 26, 2024

Did they move again? Just noticed the room background is different now.

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C K · October 26, 2024

Naw, they just decided that their set up was too good. So they moved the computer into the garage for a more natural vibe.

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Quiik NinjA · October 26, 2024

The cashew AirPod one was a good one 😂

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Reqular guy · October 26, 2024

"Make a dog shit on mine!!" Jeannie always has the best quotes 🤣🤣

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Joseph · October 26, 2024

Watched it already? I just got the email

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Roach Prime · October 26, 2024

Patreon notifications can be slow sometimes.

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anthony · October 26, 2024

Hey guys love the videos

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oquelius · October 26, 2024

Ohh sweet, my fresh food is here