When your GF says she's going to the spa

The boss calls on my regular days off, I ignore the phone and let the battery die until the night before I go back. The boss calls on my vacation, I flip a coin on whether I laugh or pick up the phone and say no.

I don't know man

'uncomfortable truth - middle age isn't 50, it's 38' two points. first and foremost, people can/are living longer, so not sure 38's really 'the middle' anymore. secondly, fucking no one was saying 50 is middle age. they're now saying '50's not that old'. getting to 35 and having your 'mid life crisis' was still very much the thing. you might be confusing it with like, retirement ish ages, which aren't supposed to be anything close to 'worked half your life, relax the back half', no, they wanted you to work till 65 and then die at 67. that has nothing to do with 'middle age', however.

Hah at 07:04 you used clip from an fps game I worked on "World War 3" :D Ironically our game had more realistic number of ammo/magazines :D

uuhhh not 11yrs old.... but I wrote FIFTEEN books (70-220pgs) as a teenager/early college. so yes. WEIRD

Kia's such a cutie . I hope she's doing ok these days ❤

The whole "I didn't need to hear that" is probably in reference to a number of issues that a psychiatrist is legally required to report. Especially if it was said in jest. Because even in jest, they still have to perform their duties as a Mandatory Reporter. As for censoring the word suicide. I'm recovered now, but was suicidal for most of my life. from about 14 to 35. I've been free for almost two years now. Hearing the phrase "unalive" or a BEEP whenever the word was used just brought more attention to it and was far more likely to make me think about it. It made it seem like a joke. As if it's not being taken seriously. Yes, lots of people do joke about it, but when you're watching a serious video that they use the term "unalive" it's actually irritating. The practice came about as a means to fight bullying. And had the opposite effect.

I'm not glad you guys got booted from YouTube. But, now at least you guys can express yourselves without the looming threat. I love H&J's content keep going.

Power-cycling is when you shut down the computer, leave it off for 30 seconds, then turn it back on.

They said suicide. Looks like I have to jump into a tank of piranhas.

Sorry Jeannie I could still see your arms in the end

I miss Kai. I hope she is alright. Hope she will be in more of the reaction videos.

I have a question I’ve been a patreon subscriber for a month an half now and I was wondering if Henry and Jeannie have a upload schedule if not it’s okay I’m just curious for any of the older more Og subscribers here

stoats are actually evil creatures like otters

I learned that some bird couples actually have arguments over the placement of branches in their nests. Like looking at it from the outside, it's like any other married couple having an argument of where to place the sofa lol

25:02 pigeons really built nests like that but it is normal in wiled ( yes there are wild pigeons in middle east) they have eggs on rock shelf as long as egg dont roll out they are good

anybody else not have audio on this? tried multiple days. can't get any audio

Are there any comment rules on here?

5:09 Driving w/friends and they asked what's the speed limit. Slower than the cop.

Hey guys , that was a YouTube special good stuff ! I have a small suggestion, can you get another camera for Jeanie ! She’s always just slightly out of focus ! Just enough to make you squint … I mean you got two mics Eventually lol . ..

Could you guys also bring back games? Some suggestions are Under the Gothic Witch and The Secret of the House

If every car is travelling over the posted limit it’s actually safer to match their speed rather than stick to the limit and be “slower”. Keeping to the flow of traffic is the best option, even if the flow of traffic is going 5 over the limit

Excellent. And no more silly "censoring".

my wifes mom is the third type of person she likes to leave for a place when she is already supposed to be there no matter what it is she is going to

Excellent ! Thanks

Hands down the best couple on the internet.

Henry:"there's no pressure on YouTube because I can delete this video at anytime " YouTube: "hold my mint julep"

Thanks for the video

To be fair to the reaction watches, I've watched some of Shoe's videos half a dozen times with different reactors after watching her video.

You guys will long outlast Asmondgold ;)

Don't worry about it, I'm 60 and you can take it from me that when you hit 30 it might be all downhill from there, but it can be a beautiful ride. Or not, it all depends on how you live your life. I've known a lot of people who didn't even make it to 30. So, decide what you really want and either settle down and pop out a couple of kids or kill someone and end up in prison. Henry, your mouth is way too pretty for prison.

is there a way to set up a "tip jar" for your videos here

Power-cycle. Different from restarting because you will actually power the system down all the way. Unplug the power cord, give it about 15 + seconds then plug the power back in, and then power the system back up. Restarting you're just hitting the restart option. Power-cycling can often help better than just restarting.

Thank you for delivering on the thumbnail. I would love to get a massage from that guy.

If your employer says you can't tell anyone how much you make congratulations on your future lawsuit payout because they just massively broke the law, better call Saul bitch!

Jeannie have this vid 100%

You know how they do those verses videos.?. A top of the line GTA character VS versus a top of the line RD2 Character. On level grounds With equal Protective items. If you get my drift.

Don't worry Genie I didn't write books when I was a kid either.

Wondering how many of these videos they had queue'd up before they moved back to LA and if we're going to get any new videos at their new location. This must have been filmed months and months ago.

Alright alright alright. At around 6:01, Team Jeannie or Team Henry? I'm with Jeannie on this one. Ha ha ha ha!

YAY, dig a tunnel!

Jeannie was in rare form today!

Yep, that's the good stuff!

Just discovered the pop-out feature of your video platform works super well. Thanks for that.

If we rush to be the first to obtain the latest new thing, we will also have a chance be the first to find all the bugs in it. That's why the wise, let the not wise go to the front of the line and get the latest iPhone, downloadable music file, pay to stream movie, or old-style music album. Then read the posts about how the whatever sucks, or not. Also, one other thing. Henry, no one person is all of the other people in a group, not by race, religion, political position, wealth, age, national origin, or sex. No one person is all people. Nor are any group of people responsible for the actions of just one person. That is the concept of blood debt. That is not a civilized way of thinking. We are all individuals, responsible for ourselves alone, except in the case of our children. If somebody else of Taiwanese extraction effs up. They effed up not all Taiwanese. Do not believe the collective guilt pushers. Our sins are our sins alone.

Jeannie and Henry and Kai and the whole team, you guys make me so happy every time I watch your show, I really appreciate you guys.

The limited ammo thing is so much worse in real life, when you have to pay for it yourself and prices have gone up several hundred percent.

2:38 Jeannie exposes her scammer tendencies. 😳

Three charming personalities who enjoy doing crazy hilarious stuff together. 🤪 I sense the same kind of chemistry that is between Clarkson, May and Hammond. While they were just driving cars, you manage to be (low-key) sexy and make totally adult content without exploiting yourselves.👍

At 38 I quit my high paying job and 38 years later I still am enjoying my "Mid-Life" crisis. It enables me to view what new art "is" in the 2020's. I am a long time fan of your art. Keep working on the screenplays. Perhaps, a male sex doll or paid camera person.

Interesting fact most bird species mate for life but when it comes to mammals only about 5% do the same.

Thats me, i could be girlfriend

Gall dayum! Them apple cheeks be peak! You Tube would be REEING right now

Almost pull my meat with bait

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beat the notification :)

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