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March 30, 2026

Chapter 827 - w(°o°)w

Once outside, Lily falls into step beside me, still giggling to herself. “You know, you just left that poor guy alone with Morwag and the others, and he doesn't know any of them. Some people worship S ranks, and he has so many of them in his living room. Is that not incredibly assholish of you?” she asks.

“A bit,” I shrug. “But I refuse to stand there and watch Duncan’s watery, puppy eyes or hear him thanking me all over. Weslin will do a good job, and Savant is somewhat responsible. Morwag won’t cause much trouble, and Brich is harmless in this situation.”

“You forgot about Tacita.”

“Did I? She is behind you on your left.”

Lily turns around and widens her eyes, finally noticing Tacita trailing several paces behind us.

Lily’s first reaction is to wave the woman forward. “Come here! You can walk next to us.”

The offer is not accepted, and Tacita simply turns her head to the side and continues to walk at a distance. Lily, of course, is not bothered. As she likes to say, she often plays the long game. Poor Taci might be tamed in a year or two without even noticing.

Our first stop is a building hidden in one of the back streets. It is unassuming but has robust doors locked with sensors designed to recognize specific mana signatures. I ignore them entirely. We pass into a dead end alley where I stop to face a blank wall.

There, I allow my senses to expand, diving into the structure of the hidden inscriptions within the stone. I pull on one specific section of inscriptions.

With a soft clack, the wall swings open like a door.

“Oooo,” Lily breathes out at the sight of the hidden entrance. She excitedly looks around, and she even takes out a smartphone to take a photo with a flash before she follows me inside.

A pulse of my mana drains the color from the hallway for a split second. Every alarm and defensive array is erased as we walk through the dark interior. I create a small thermal orb even though I do not need it to orient myself. We pass a small room where five men are gathered around a table playing some sort of game. Hearing our footsteps, they look up with wide, surprised eyes and scramble to their feet.

Five pulses of kinetic energy throw them backward. An expansion of my mana chokes out their skills, and then a cube made of mana surrounds them entirely, locking them inside. I channel a bit more power to strengthen the walls against any attacks from the inside, and we continue. A bit further behind us, Tacita follows quietly.

Another set of doors has its mana defenses stripped away under my gaze, but to my annoyance, they stay closed because of a mechanical lock. My scan locates two people inside. To avoid hitting them, I release a precise blast of kinetic energy, and the metal doors crumple like paper and shoot into the room with the speed of a bullet, stabbing deep into the far wall.

With the same ease, I disrupt a barrage of mana based attacks with just my eyes. A man running toward a teleportation array in the corner cries out as his leg explodes from a blast of kinetic energy, sending him tumbling to the floor. The other man lifts his hands into the air, and all his mana movement halts instantly.

“Can you heal him?” I ask Lily.

“Sure!” Without even moving from where she stands, she begins the process. The man’s leg begins to regrow with terrifying speed. His signature tells me he is not even a high enough level to resist Lily’s magic, allowing the healing to take hold in seconds, even with his natural barrier on. Or maybe it is that natural barriers are not that good at defending against healing? But in that case, couldn’t someone like Lily use that to break through the barrier with pretend healing and sneak in some virus instead?

What a scary thought. I will have to ask her how it works and how natural barriers react to her healing, body modifications, and scarier stuff.

“Guildmaster Gwyn,” the man with his arms up says. He likely recognizes me from descriptions or somewhere. “I do not know what-”

“Do you know a man called Duncan?”

“I...” he looks around as if debating whether he should lie. “I do.”

“Good. Honestly, I am not so sure what to do with you. You just bought his debt. It is kind of his fault for getting into it, and a bit of bad luck that he got wounded. He could have also asked me for money. I mean, I personally would be shameless like that, no problem.” I pause and look at him, waiting for a reaction.

The man nods quickly. The man on the ground, now with his leg fully restored, pulls himself against the wall. He breathes raggedly, his heart beating like a terrified animal.

I shift my gaze back to the standing man with the arms in the air. “Still, I also do not think I should feel bad about doing whatever I want to you. You are clearly the type of people who do not mind using threats, violence, or similar stuff over debts and such. So, what should we do?”

“We did not know he was someone you knew! If we had known, we would never have touched him or bought his debt!”

I nod slowly. “Probably not.” Then I ask again, “So, what should we do?”

He gulps. “Of course, his debt is all forgiven now, Guildmaster Gwyn. No, we will even pay him three times the debt he owed. I will personally make sure he receives all of it tomorrow!”

“You would do that for him?”

“Yes! Mister Duncan was just a victim of poor luck and bad timing!”

"True," I sigh. "But I feel like some B-grade goon now. Tell me, do you use violence to 'motivate' people to pay?"

The atmosphere changes, growing darker. I can feel his heartbeat spike and notice his hands shaking.

“We have not touched Mister Duncan yet, but yes, we sometimes...”

“Be specific. Do not talk around it.”

"We... we sometimes kidnap family members to keep them in our care for a while to make the debtor nervous or use our contacts to make things difficult for them in the city, and such. Sometimes we hire people to beat them up outside of the city."

"Do you hurt kidnapped family members or kill people?"

"N-no!" he shouts quickly. In his panic, he drops his arms only to shoot them right back up again after realising what he has done.

He doesn't seem to be lying. "The Lord Champion and his guards would bury us if we went that far," he adds. "They only look the other way for the small stuff, not that the debtors need to know that."

"I guess," I sigh. "Lily, this is an annoying situation."

"Is it?" she asks curiously. She observes the two men with a clinical eye. "Couldn’t I just heal the lungs of the man on the floor? They seem to be damaged by some toxic attack from a few years ago. I could also remove the other man’s back pain from a damaged spine and heal it. That would probably be worth a similar amount to what they are paying Duncan."

"Would that work?" I ask the men.

With wide eyes, the standing man nods. "Actually, such a high level of healing is worth much more than-"

"Good, you will return to Duncan five times his debt. Lily, go on."

A second later, she beams. "Done!"

Leaving the two men in a state of total confusion, I offer the palm of my hand to Lily, and to show a bit of my annoyance, I send a strong pulse of disruption through the entire hideout, enough to permanently destroy all of the arrays. I could probably do more, but for now decide to not stick my nose into the local Champion’s business too much.

Meanwhile, Lily places her hand in mine. For a short moment, I close my fingers around hers and hold it before teleporting us both back to the surface.

After letting go, I begin to walk, and she follows closely. "Don’t they usually have defensive arrays in the city to stop teleportation?" she asks and looks back behind us, where, after a few seconds, Tacita appears in a blur and then begins to stride lazily.

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I watch Tacita's drawing while I answer Lily, "It is likely just to stop the general public. It won't work against higher leveled people. But I guess those types are kept under control in other ways."

Noticing a nice looking shop to the side, I head over. From the window, I observe several drinks and food items in a glass showcase. I pick out the most tasty looking ones. After paying, I hand a pastry that looks like a mix between a croissant and a donut to Lily while I bite into mine.

"This is for your help," I say.

Already biting into hers, she mumbles, "Never in history has there been a healer like me working for so cheap and under such inhumane conditions."

I chew for a while, musing over her words before I nod in agreement and take another bite.

Before we even reach the headquarters of the guild that originally lent the money to Duncan and then sold the debt, we see a crowd. There are multiple guards in black clothes and silver armor, all of them sporting distinct yellow stripes. There are also several official looking people standing outside the building.

Leading them is a velnar in a dark blue suit. He quickly heads my way and bows deeply. "Mister Duncan is already receiving the apologies of our company. We have provided a small gift for the situation we unknowingly created, which put so much strain on him and his family. As an apology, we have decided to pay him either a value ten times that of his debt in the hopes it will help him overcome the received trauma or the house in one of the nicest locations in the First City. We also hope that you will be willing to accept this small gift from us, a tome on the Primordial Knights guild. We bought it in an auction not long ago, and it contains stories of the great guild masters from almost a thousand years ago."

Flashbanged by the sudden turn of events, I just stand there. I begin to look around to see who could have caused this. The best candidates that come to mind are Zant or, more likely, the City’s Champion, who must have spoken with Zant.

In other times, it would bewilder me that a Champion would get involved in such minor affairs, but I guess gathering this many powerful people in one place attracts their direct attention.

It makes me wonder. Would our current group be capable of facing a proper Champion? It is an exciting thought.

"In the name of the Primordial Knights, I accept," I say simply.

The velnar in the suit bows again. Even then, he almost towers over me with his massive body. I simply turn around and leave with Lily following behind.

Once we get further away, Lily notes. "In a way, isn’t it a bit cool how they treat you?"

"Lily, I want to get angry and beat up someone, an asshole or two, but people are being too reasonable, and I bet Zant has his tiny, cute fingers in it. My only hope that remains is that the healing guild that botched Duncan’s healing."

I stop and fully turn to Tacita, who also stops and quickly draws.

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"Why the hell do you have a baby ferret with you, and why does it have a similar feel to the ferret from the 9th floor?" I ask her directly.

Instead of an answer, she just closes her jacket further.

"That is Fuci, or also Fucile. I think it is either a baby of the ferret we knew or of the same species. Oh, the translation is a rifle, or what we thought was a gun, Taci mentioned some time ago. Fuci is very cute, by the way."

Standing there, I begin to feel a bit of that confusion Duncan must have felt.

"So Fuci?"

"Fuci," Lily nods.

"Yeah, why not," I begin walking again, "By the way, you will have to help us with our group project. We’ve got some necrotic rot brewing in Morwag’s arm, and we're trying to juice it up. You can toss an idea or two in. If we manage to rot someone's face off, the System will likely give you some assist levels, however it calculates all that stuff.

"Sure, why not?" Lily nods. "How much do you want me to do? I mean, dangerous to a few people, or some more effort from my side to make it dangerous to a city or two?"

I force myself not to look to the side at this petite healer. And as we head towards the healing guild, I hope they are a truly corrupt one, just as in these cliche stories, or else I don’t know what I will do.

Comments (48)

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wolf Bound · May 25, 2026

I personally find more chemistry in myrra and nat. Though the thought of the monstrously talented kids nat and Lilly would have. make me want to be ok with two love interest I can’t lie 🤣 but they have the least chemistry I can’t lie so would make the least sense for those two.

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FirstRadiì · April 17, 2026

Lily's SCARY scary, casually healing unhealable (without indebting yourself for life) wounds and suggesting war crimes

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Natalie · April 5, 2026

I love Lilys calm "so do you want heinous or war crime" when asked to contribute to the Rot haha

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Gutz · March 30, 2026

it felt horribly short, again, because it was such a nice chapter. Thanks.

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Lance Beam · March 30, 2026

TFTC. Loved this chapter. Now what we need is some good old fashioned face-slapping.

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Marshall · March 30, 2026

This chapter might have the first reference the series has where powers are referred to as "magic". I always wonder if the authors who avoid the word do it intentionally or not.

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Skye · March 30, 2026

I think its supposed to be "mana"? Still theyre unreliable narrators, so it might just be Nats mood that caused him to call it that.

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Little Watchmaker · March 30, 2026

Duncan is going to end up being treated like some vip. Imagine his reputation after this 😂 5 S ranks visit him. Bring institutions to their knees because they have his back. I kind of hope we get to see his perspective a few months later.

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Enigmaniac · March 30, 2026

Ima be honest for the longest time i thought tess was female mc but more and more it seems its lily. cuz nat doesnt seem like harem type also neither girl gives off that vibe

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AFunkyLad · March 30, 2026

THE HAND HOLDING!!!!!

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RayitoxDD · March 30, 2026

How lewd, isn’t it?

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Ivan Jelenić · March 30, 2026

I think the healing guild will also play suuuper nice, just to be in the presence of Lily. Maybe they will even let someone get hurt so they can see her heal him or her see them healing him and and commenting on it. Maybe they already heard that she healed those people, telepathically.

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Ivan Jelenić · March 30, 2026

In my wild imagination, Nat will end up with Tacita, and Lily will fight her. One stat enjoyers and introverts sticking together. Also, Nat being the "extrovert" in that relationship would be funny.

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Jimbo · March 30, 2026

"As she likes to say, she often plays the long game. Poor Taci might be tamed in a year or two without even noticing." Nat is clearly referring to himself. Lily has won, whether our unreliable narrator understands it or not. He is Mr. Lily Chen. I am curious as to how Lily levels her healing skill. It has to be based on difficulty of the heal? So she needs to find more and more difficult things to heal to level it?

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SqrlyGrly · March 30, 2026

Nat is an unending supply of XP for Lily if that is the case. He always finds new opponents with interesting attacks for her to heal

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Boyo · March 30, 2026

Taci abopting Lily as her human will never not be funny. This might be the first time that anybody in power properly fears/respects Nat enough to not do anything stupid. It pays to be stronk. Curse Zant and his adorablle little hands

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NatXLily · March 30, 2026

also possible to get over on lilys good side remember .. super healer is walking beside him

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James Madison · March 30, 2026

I'm so glad the loyal ferret got another chance!! I know it's a different version ferret but I liked that little guy.

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Jordan Jones · March 30, 2026

“Poor Taci might be tamed in a year or two without even noticing.” Let us all take a moment to appreciate Cerim’s sense of humor! Poor guy’s senses aren’t advanced enough to parse the subtle, multidimensional, 4D, Absolute grade psychic orbital bombardment he is experiencing. By the time he senses the attack it will be far, far too late smh.

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Edmund Dillon · March 30, 2026

Love the mischief, wanna see where it goes. Tftc!!!!

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Terra · March 30, 2026

Perhaps it’s few corrupt healers within the guild doing stuff like what happened to Duncan in which case maybe they’ll just hand over the responsible one to Nat?

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Jimbo · March 30, 2026

to Nat? I think its Lily that a corrupt healer would have to worry about. She seems to take that stuff seriously.

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Josh Betts · March 30, 2026

The healing guild is probably going to be overconfident in there own value and think nat is bluffing

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Flo Zilla · March 30, 2026

nah, one doesnt become the leader of the primordial lunatics for no reason. everyone is careful around the lunatics, cause they dont give a shit and just do what they want.

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M Schweibold · March 30, 2026

This blend of characters is just so good this is gearing up to be as good as the Lioren arc 👏

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Charles Simon · March 30, 2026

I believe the ferret should have been from the 9th floor right?

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Skye · March 30, 2026

Indeed, the 10th floor doesnt exist.

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Nemesis · March 30, 2026

Healers are rare. I feel like the champion would want to protect even the dodgy ones

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Gwiddion · March 30, 2026

My guess is as long as nothing to permanent is about to happen to them he won't interfere.

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Isaac Lung · March 30, 2026

“We bought it in an auction not long ago, and it contains stories of the great guild masters from almost a thousand years ago” Maybe, just maybe it will have something on Lioren

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Skye · March 30, 2026

Ooooh big yes please

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Budgie · March 30, 2026

You know if they already plan on going fishing with dynamite...what about toxic dynamite.

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Fdrugc · March 30, 2026

Tftc

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Arnon Parenti · March 30, 2026

Healing guilds tend to be very cowardly and reasonable, but i bet these fellars are as corrupt as they could get away with, this is the second floor, so healing guilds are way too op here.

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Skye · March 30, 2026

Probably, but my bet is that it will leave nat frustrated after all anyways. That said, i think theres still an option after the healers guild for nat to let off some steam. That being: the one(s) who hurt duncan in the first place. Just speculation ofcourse, but i feel like the chances for injury (as opposed to straight up death) for a guide are quite low, unless done deliberately by attendees for whatever reason.

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Florin Cojocaru · March 30, 2026

Poor Morwag getting all the bad publicity while Nat is giving everyone nightmares

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frankie doerr · March 30, 2026

For a demon morwag is extremely reasonable he doesn’t care about weaker people and even nice to them sometimes only to people that challenge him does his demon come out he’s like a pitbull well behaved until a threat is located then the reputation becomes well warranted

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vEnviouz · March 30, 2026

TFTC!!!

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Kirin · March 30, 2026

Thank you for the chappie!

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Nate El · March 30, 2026

Is Nathaniel about to go full Luigi Mang on the healthcare establishment of the beyond?

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Margrave Fel · October 21, 2026

Nat is not a sociopathic murderer, so no.

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Marwolaeth · March 30, 2026

Oh man, what if the healers are nice too. Shame.

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Irithyll · March 30, 2026

Lily, of course, is not bothered. As she likes to say, she often plays the long game. Poor Nat might be tamed in a year or two without even noticing.

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Oaktree · March 30, 2026

Nat looking for a fight Everyone being somewhat reasonable Nat….

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Skye · March 30, 2026

I mean, im willing to bet theyre only reasonable because nat is looking for a fight

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TheOne320 · March 30, 2026

I wonder how Tacita gets along with her Handler and if the Handler is someone special.

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Baramus · March 30, 2026

Her handler is Wrath, I think. Mentioned when Nat went on the Last Elf quest with her, by Greed.

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Snake With An Aurora Borealis · March 30, 2026

Tftc