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March 26, 2026

Chapter 825 - Cutie patootie

After finishing watching the record, I find myself in the Primordial Knight’s headquarters together with Morwag and Weslin. The leadership here wanted us to have a meeting somewhere more "official," but we just ended up on the terrace from which we can see out of this fake tower.

There I stand, resting against the railing while Morwag sits inside doing his meditation thing. Weslin is talking to a local woman who introduced herself as the local director Narisa, and works for the guild. I remember her from the first time Weslin and I visited the simply called Third City of Beyond’s second floor.

I hear the woman ask Weslin in a shocked tone, "He dumped most of his guild master responsibilities onto a man called Talon?"

But I mostly ignore all that, still having the sights from the record on my mind. Currently, I suppress my urge to move, to attack, and to fight and grow stronger. It is that kind of feeling. Sandra the cockroach proves herself to be annoying even on the record.

"You said you wanted to talk to me about something, Narisa," I mention once Weslin seems to end his conversation with her.

The woman smiles and nods politely, moving closer to me onto the balcony. "Just a few very minor things. Sir Weslin already told me that I can decide on my own about most of the smaller things I wanted to mention."

It seems to be a question, and I just nod without hesitation.

"I still remember the first time we met and how you blamed Sir Weslin for kidnapping you," she chuckles. "How quickly things can change. You seem to have a similar personality to Lady Nyssa, so I will be straightforward. There is a guild called Rising Stars. They are currently 11th in the rankings, but they are growing quite fast. As of late, they have been using this place’s rules and financial power, and hiring smaller groups to suppress our members on the second floor. We think it is one of the guilds that the Astral Brotherhood, currently 5th in the rankings, supports."

She pauses to see if I have any questions, but I just gesture for her to continue. "It is not anything outrageous, but it is done with a longer timeline in mind, building towards the time the three of you end your tutorials. If I can be given a larger amount of financing, I could-"

"It is fine," I wave off. "Where is their headquarters?"

"Fifteenth floor of this tower, near the central fountain, the tall yellow wooden buildings. If you want to visit them, I can arrange the meeting."

"There is no need. How confident are you in that information about them messing with us?"

"Extremely."

"Good. Morwag, can you go there? No killing, but you can break some bones. Destroy as much as you can before they throw you out of the city."

Narisa looks around in a panic, switching her gaze from Weslin and then back to me, while I make my way to Morwag. A small orb of black mana forms in my hand as I erase the mark from him. Spark, Marble, Veil, or any other part of the mind of the local Champion will likely notice it soon, but hopefully not too soon.

"This should give you a bit of time before it is placed back. We will meet outside," I say.

"Sounds good to me," Morwag pushes himself back to his feet without any hesitation, before lazily, and while yawning, making his way out of the room.

In the following silence, Narissa makes her way to me. "Why? What? I do not think this is a good idea. It is against the rules," she mutters rapidly.

I shrug. "Unofficial rules I never agreed to. Even if Morwag and Weslin leave, I will have well over a year left in my tutorial, so do not worry. You can tell them that I will hunt them down and whoever supports them if they try to take revenge for what Morwag is about to do. They are probably just testing us now that Nyssa is gone, and, honestly, it pisses me off. Weslin, do you think they are looking down on me?"

Unlike Narisa, he does not seem to be surprised in the least and smiles at the woman to calm her down before turning to me. "They likely just test to see how far they can push. I do not think there is anyone underestimating you at this point. But there will likely be more of that testing in the future."

"I guess," I agree with him and switch my attention back to Narisa. "Anything else you wanted?"

"Now, I am even more inclined to rather deal with these things on my own." I can see her nervousness in the movements of her body and the twitches of her muscles as she gives up in the end. "This will be a mess. I just hope they send Sunshine to complain and not someone like Veil."

"Ask for Spark."

"They rarely let Spark touch these things, unfortunately, and not all of them are as cute as him," she shakes her head. "Well, for another thing: we have been able to locate the guide called Duncan, but..."

"Go on," I encourage her.

"I bought all available information and even connected to our other branches. It seems that he has put himself into big debt to move his eight and eleven year old siblings to the second floor’s 1st city. All seemed well until he got wounded and required extensive healing from one of the healing guilds, which put him into bigger debt. It looks like they did shoddy work, too, and he remains wounded. To not deal with it, they sold the debt to a shady guild, and that guild now threatens him. Even in his state, he is currently traveling between the 1st and second floors to make more shards."

"I see. Do we have any good healers in the 1st city?"

"Currently none, but I can give you a contact for a healing guild we are friendly with."

"I would rather not. Well, I will need you to send a message. Also, please give me the information on the ones that lent money to Duncan and then sold the debt. And information on who they sold it to. Also, information on the healer guild and the individual healer who botched his healing."

"I do not like the sound of that, Guild Master Gwyn."

I ignore such a lack of trust in me. "And contact the old man, vice guild master. There might be a mess that needs to be cleaned."

***

After that, and before leaving, I talk to Spark for a bit. When he asks me about what I have done to Morwag’s mark, I do not lie, and I tell him where Morwag is heading as well.

"I will hide it from the others, Nathaniel," he gets out after a long hesitation.

I reject it straight away. "No."

"But I can do it!"

"I said no. I do not want to take advantage of you in any way. Just do what you would usually do."

There is a brief silence before he giggles. "Right now, you’re being far too cute, Nathaniel," he says, his cheerful tone shifting toward something more serious. "But do not forget who I am. I am a Champion. Why do you think I’m usually the one to greet newcomers? I am one of the primary facets, the one most similar to our original self. When it comes to the important decisions, my voice often carries the most weight."

"Oh."

"Hehe, oh! I wish I were looking at your face now! But as I said, there are rules we set that I have to follow. They are needed with all the things I did to my mind, but let us say... I can ignore them just for a moment! So, if he does not hurt anyone too much, I will let MorMor have some fun. But then they will kick him out, and he likely will not be able to enter the city anymore. Oh, and the Primordial Knights will receive a huge fine, too!"

"It is something I expected to happen, but I still think it is good if he does it."

"Why?" Spark asks curiously.

"Because I think people fear someone unpredictable much more than someone powerful but following the rules. Yes, you get punished, get a fine, and get kicked out of the city, but it is like taking a wound to deliver a more powerful blow."

"Haha, how fitting for someone with your body," that cheery part of the Champion’s mind laughs before calming again. "But Nathaniel, I believe that sometimes your life is not just your own, as much as you would like it to be. One day, you will look around and finally realize that some wounds you receive hurt the people who care about you more than they hurt you."

I do not even know what to say to that, so I just stay quiet.

Spark giggles again. "I met a person from Earth not long ago, and we spent days where I learned many things from her about your planet. And at this moment, there is a word I want to call you."

Spark talks in a tone that shows the smile in his voice as he says, "Nathaniel, sometimes you are such a cutie patootie."

***

Weslin and I are kicked out of the 3rd city not long after. I receive a one week ban, while Weslin is somehow banned until the end of his tutorial, which he complains about loudly.

When we rejoin Morwag outside of the city, the demon is sitting on a boulder and waves at us. For some reason, he still hasn't restored his arm, and I am getting more and more suspicious of that. I do not expect a betrayal, though, but I’m nervous. Demons should not be capable of scheming in the way Morwag likes to.

We also learn Morwag has received a 100 year ban, which he announces almost proudly.

Brich and Savant join us not long after, and soon enough, we begin to head toward the 1st city. I have some business to deal with there before we head to the 1st floor to fish and explore the middle of the floor, followed by an expedition to the surface.

Nathaniel and the boys’ adventure continues.

On the road, we barely stop, except for the occasional detour to deal with an interesting monster. We bypass the second city entirely, and though a part of me wants to explore them, we also pass by The Storm and The Snowy Mountains. None of us need to rest, and I begin to imagine how it must look to see two humans, a demon, a half-demon, and a lumoran in clanking armor traveling side by side while occasionally exchanging conversation.

There isn't much to be said until we enter the first city, also known as Rookie City. It is massive, built in a perfect circle around a central mountain, yet the tallest buildings only reach about three stories. Surrounding the city are miles of flat plains, covered in yellow grass and patches of flowers that sway in a constant breeze.

Once we enter the city, I notice those nasty arrays I saw when I came here for the first time, even if they do not feel that dangerous now. I mean, they are scary, but not that scary. I bet with a little bit of effort, I could do some really fancy things to them. We also begin to notice the guards moving through the streets, most of them wearing a combination of black clothes with bright yellow stripes and shiny silver armor.

First, I head to the information guild where I ask for the most current information on Duncan's location, and this time I do not even pay. The information guild even sends out their vice guild master, who has a crystal in the middle of his head, to personally share that information with me.

Before heading there, we go to the headquarters of the Primordial Knights to meet someone I’d requested be messaged while we were still in the 3rd city. Reliable as ever, she is already there waiting for us.

Lily smiles brightly the moment she sees me and rushes closer in that creepy way where she mimics kinetic energy movement through the strength of her body.

For some damn reason, Tacita is there as well. The moment she sees us, she narrows her eyes protectively and zips up her jacket as if hiding something.

Did Savant stare at her chest or something?

"Hello!" Lily brings my attention back to her, and I look down at her. "I think you probably did not get the message, but I have only a day or two before I have to return to the 4th floor. It should be enough to heal your friend, though."

"More than enough," I nod and gesture for her to follow so I can introduce her to the others. Tess would be proud of my social skills, I think, and I even add to Lily, "Thanks for coming."

"You are welcome! That is another thing you owe me. Maybe one day I will ask for a lot of shards from you."

To that, I only snort. "As if you ever asked for shards. I tell you, Lily, if you wanted, you could be very rich. We will have to do something about that before our tutorial ends."

The smile stays on her face and only widens as she asks playfully, "Maybe if the offer is good enough, I’ll join and be your guild's exclusive healer."

That thought almost makes me laugh. "Even if you did join us, why would you only heal our guild? Just heal whoever you want."

I stop walking as I realize she has stopped. When I turn back to her, I see her looking at me intently with an expression I can't quite identify.

Lily then shakes her head with a gentle smile before rushing back to my side, and we continue toward the others while Tacita begins sneaking closer as well.

Comments (36)

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Sushitrash · March 29, 2026

Nathaniel's density is impressive

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BlackRazaras · March 27, 2026

Thanks for the chapter!

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Val the mysterious Jedi · March 27, 2026

Nat and the boys’ adventure had me dying

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Marshall · March 26, 2026

I was trying to imagine what a normal person's reaction to someone in the healers guild taking advantage of his friend... ohhh no....

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Alex · March 26, 2026

Nice chappy! Loved it as always~

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zoarian · March 26, 2026

I'd love a scene in the future, towards the end of Beyond, where another guild is fucking around with PK cause Nat is on the 6th Floor, and he casually comes up, destroys them then goes down again. Same with him picking a cheeky subordinate/replacement!

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Andrew · March 26, 2026

Thank you!

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Fdrugc · March 26, 2026

Who told Spark nat is a cutie patootie? It's ether Lily or Victoria. I'm guessing Victoria but I'm not sure.

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Nemesis · March 26, 2026

I was thinking its the lady with the guide dog

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Lance Beam · March 26, 2026

TFTC. I think Spark learned cutie patootie from Lily.

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Nemesis · March 26, 2026

I dont think Primordial Knights would let Lily join, isn't a membership requirement that you have to possess at least one primordial energy? Also, i love how touched Lily is. She was hating how people wanted to exploit her healing, but when she offers her exclusive service to Nat he says he'd accept but she can heal whoever she wants 😁🥰

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BluntMan · March 26, 2026

Who would have the balls to tell Nat no?

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Néstor Rocha · March 26, 2026

He's such a cutie patootie. He's also been getting frighteningly social as of recently. Soon he'll end up becoming one of those accursed extroverts.

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Nemesis · March 26, 2026

*shudders* wash your mouth out!

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Kirin · March 26, 2026

Thank you for the chappie!

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Thien T · March 26, 2026

'For some reason, he still hasn't restored his arm, and I am getting more and more suspicious of that.' Morwag is trying to regrow his arm with a lighter skin tone than the rest of his body to mimic Nat's look just to mess with him isn't he?

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Nemesis · March 26, 2026

My guess is that he still has a connection to the arm via use of his PE? So he can't regrow it since its still technically there

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TheOne320 · March 26, 2026

Oh, Tacita will join them outside right?

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Arnon Parenti · March 26, 2026

I don't think the healing guild is going to enjoy this visit from Lily the Bulldozer Chan.

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John · March 26, 2026

Mistake in Lillys answer: "I think you probably did not get the message, but I have only a day or two before I have to return to the 4th floor. It should be enough to heal your friend, though." i think it should be 11th floor, not 4th?

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Arnon Parenti · March 26, 2026

4th of Beyond where all the cool kids are, and her job.

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Schmidt · March 26, 2026

Has post tutorial beyond been explained? I guess people come back as handlers and can keep advancing? But why don’t previous s rankers from guilds rejoin their guilds as handlers? Are they not allowed to interact with tutorial goers directly or do they all just live deeper in the beyond?

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Gwiddion · March 26, 2026

There is most likely a rule against active interference. Those are probably only explained to visitors and handlers.

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tyhuko · March 26, 2026

Murderhobo arc is going well, thanks for the chap!

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Manaless · March 26, 2026

It seems that Lily doesn't really like healing (strangers) or being a healer.

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Wolven · March 26, 2026

It’s not that, this is her comparing her thoughts from the other chapter about how everyone wanted to lock her down and choose who she healed. But Nat doesn’t and just treats her like a person with a cool ability more than a treasure to be hoarded

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ShyviaAngel · March 26, 2026

Damm lily realising the difference from only seeing her as a healer from all other guild offer and being seen as a person that can heal from nath

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frozzi · March 26, 2026

One day Lily gonna pounce on this cutie patootie

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Nemesis · March 26, 2026

Nat must never become weaker than her 😉

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Adrian Rake · March 26, 2026

What a cute chapter. 😉 Nat is not messing around. He is definatelly not a politician. But it could and probably will backfire on him.

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Mint · March 26, 2026

I can see Nat hunting A and S grades, not to kill them but to have fun and make them pay lily for healing. TFTC

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TheLemooon · March 26, 2026

Now i realy want see them to run a scam

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Drunkgnome · March 26, 2026

Did spark talk to Lily?

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Tyler Engelke · March 26, 2026

No. Nat is just inept at social cues. Lily has a crush/infatuation/tsundere relationship with him, and he is blind to it like 95% of the time.

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Sir Supports Alot · March 26, 2026

Woooo

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vEnviouz · March 26, 2026

TFTC!!!