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March 23, 2026

Chapter 822 - A gun

Gathered around my trademarked thermal cube, we look down at Morwag’s cut off arm. I have pushed for it to be the left one.

Tradition requires it.

Now cut off, that arm has turned gray with black veins, with Necrotic Rot spreading without the demon holding it back. Though with how powerful his body is, and how changed it is thanks to his primordial energy and his stats, it spreads slower than it would in any of us.

"I will buy the blueprints of this cube off you." Brich doesn’t seem to be interested in the arm at all and instead keeps poking my cube.

"What blueprints?"

"The plans on how to make it, it is such a fascinating thing. The constantly shifting heat reminds me of a real fireplace, as do the cracking sounds and the sparks it releases once in a while. The smoke it generates and the push of kinetic energy that blows that smoke into my face is also very realistic."

"A true camping experience requires you to constantly switch places to avoid the smoke, with that smoke and wind seemingly tracking you as you move all around."

"Why does the cube have a function to recognize mana signatures and, based on that, target the smoke at Savant for the past thirty minutes?"

"I have no idea what you are talking about."

Brich nods. "I’m a handsome and honorable man, a man of my word. I promise to steal an item from the treasury of Crimson Forge an hour before my tutorial ends and hand it to you. The grade I can get my hands on could be anywhere between rare to low pristine, possibly mid pristine if they have it, but no promises. In exchange, I want the blueprints of your cube! It is a fascinating thing. The effort it must have taken to make thermal energy behave that way, the channels for kinetic energy to mimic the sounds and the wind, the structure itself. It is a masterpiece!"

"I’m not interested in loot boxes and uncertain rewards. And even if I wanted to, I don’t think I can create such a blueprint, most of it is stored in my head, and in such a way it wouldn’t make much sense to you."

"Such a shame," Brich sighs. "Well, I will try to raid the treasury anyway, though they likely expect it."

Someone coughs from the side. "The arm."

I turn toward that voice and watch Savant, whose face is full of the transparent gray black smoke the cube releases. His eyes are even a bit watery, but he stubbornly, or patiently, doesn’t move from his place. Well, not after he did so five times before. Though he keeps trying to put up the barrier against the smoke or modify my cube, while I do my best to stop it. It feels almost playful.

"Yes, the arm." I nod and put my hand on Zant’s shoulder, who now sits on my lap, and ask, "So, how about we make a deal about the Necrotic Rot and the arm?"

"I’m listening, Sir Gwyn."

"We will go on with our plan and store the arm and all the Necrotic Rot, so it has no chance to spread to anyone else, then carry it to the 1st floor. Even there we will contain the fight to the middle of the floor so it doesn't get spread. If we fail, I will have my Handler interfere and clear things out, and the Ruler of Diligence can punish me in such a case."

"Even if such punishment is death, Sir Gwyn?" Zant asks calmly and looks up at me with his big eyes.

"Even then."

"And how confident are you that your handler will be able to interfere and will be willing to?"

"Something tells me she would like the deal I’m offering you. How about you call on Diligence, and we confirm with him if you feel uncomfortable making such a deal?"

It might be just me, but it seems like a wave of relief shoots across the face of the tiny vyssari, so I caress his hair.

Brich laughs out loud. "Haha! As if The Ruler of Diligence would come down here because of something like that!" Continuing to laugh, he looks around, and that laugh weakens as he sees Weslin’s solemn face.

"There is no way THE Ruler of Diligence will come here, right?" Brich repeats.

Weslin and Morwag stay quiet.

Savant coughs.

Zant closes his eyes for a moment, and when he opens them again, he says simply, "He is coming."

I ignore Brich and watch as the tiny vyssari’s expression changes. Where it was before controlled and calm, it now shifts to something more furrowed. Even his voice as he talks is deeper and more commanding, reminiscent of the one I heard belonging to the huge black ant.

"Attendee Gwyn... you, again," The Ruler of Diligence speaks through his vessel.

Unable to help myself, I reach down and caress Zant’s hair again, causing everyone, even Morwag, to freeze in what seems like shock.

"How much do you know?" I ask him.

The Ruler of Diligence doesn’t seem to be bothered, or at least he doesn’t show it. "Most of it, your offer is acceptable, and within the rules. There are requirements, though. In this specific case, the Necrotic Rot cannot get out of control and spread to any living being, be it monster, attendee, or local. It can be used in the middle of the first floor as you plan to, but that requirement stays. It is possible you will find it more difficult to keep up than expected."

"I’ve taken that into consideration."

"I do not think you did. Very well. In case things go awry, Zant will interfere, and in case they turn worse, I expect your Handler, who I am sure is listening, to interfere. If it comes to that, I will be expecting a payment of my choosing. Perhaps an item from her personal Repository."

"Won’t you ask her first if she even agrees?" I ask.

In a way very unlike Zant, he almost snorts and looks at me, making me realize he hasn't blinked once. "I know her well enough to know what she would have done."

"Good. Nothing like taking my life if I fail?"

"There is no need to be so barbaric, though I am sure there are rules I can use to deliver a punishment. Something like blocking you from taking S rank quests or reducing the effectiveness of your Beyond stay tokens by 90% and similar ancient rules."

"How cruel."

"Is that all, Attendee Gwyn?"

"It is, thank you."

"I will be leaving then, but I have to warn you. Do not abuse Zant. He is powerful, but still young and inexperienced. Missions like this allow him to gather some experience."

"As if I would do that to him, and you know it very well. That’s likely why you sent him to me instead of someone else."

For a moment, he looks at me, and then a laugh sounds, a broken one, reminiscent of clacking mandibles.

Without warning, that choking presence disappears. Zant’s eyes clear out, and the tiny guy shakes his head, checking his clothes before looking up at me. "Are you satisfied with the deal, Sir Gwyn?"

"Yup," I say, picking him up and putting him on the ground while handing him another chocolate. In a better mood, I look at Brich, who has a helmet over his face with a light flashing on the side as if he is recording something.

I blink a few times. "What the hell?"

Brich sighs. "What the hell indeed. The interference has not allowed for a recording, unfortunately. Do you realize Eldrin, Isolde, and Silverweave would eat you alive if they knew you got to talk to the Ruler of Diligence?"

"I mean, they probably would. At least Isolde seems to admire the guy, well, the ant."

Brich laughs. "Someone capable of creating an artificial sun, an owner of the World Forge, and impressively, one of the very few beings ever able to make Spatial Caches."

"Is that new info?"

"Some of it. Isolde started looking for more as of late."

"Should you be telling me this for free?"

"Clearly no." Brich nods seriously and, seemingly even more excited, he plops down and weaves his fingers with the fingers of Morwag's cut off arm, laughing. "Look, Morwag, we are holding hands! I would never-"

His words stop coming when he sees the demon smile at him. That demon’s smile is so gentle and honest looking, which causes the lumoran to put the arm back down and tap it a few times. "How about we start?"

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POV Lily Chen

When I look around the street in Megacity, I can only sigh. Among the people passing by, I already notice a few familiar faces. There are recruiters from the guilds who must have been informed about my return to Beyond.

There are also some who seem to want to buy healing marks from me. As for how they were able to get information that I can make them, I don't know. Maybe they deduced it from spying on Nat as well?

I am currently alone, even if I should know better. At least when I am here with Sophie or Tess, people don't follow me that much, but I just wanted to be alone for a bit. I realize how greedy that might be while the others are dealing with so many things.

I could probably change my looks to avoid these people, but when I did it previously, they were still able to find out it was me. Nat always said I am terrible at masking my mana signature.

"Lady Lily, may I have a moment?" One of my stalkers stops by, a tall and polite lumoran. He even bows. "Of course, I am aware of how valuable your time is, so please consider this a consultation. I am willing to pay 500 thousand shards for just a bit of it."

"Is it a bribe?"

"N-no! Just a small sum for the amount of time you consider reasonable." He smiles. He is one of the most stubborn, likely from one of the top five guilds.

So I look at him and think. What would Nathaniel do?

"Okay," I say and initiate the transfer.

The lumoran smiles at me brightly and confirms it, taking all the fees on himself.

"So-" he begins.

I interrupt him. "Thank you. Your reasonable amount of time has concluded."

Then I stand there and watch him. At first, he seems angered and in shock, but he quickly controls himself, and that fake smile appears again. Still very politely, he smiles and bows before leaving quietly.

Sometimes I truly loathe being a healer. Why are we so rare, and why is everyone so obsessed with monopolizing me? They want me bound to them, buying healing marks, chasing long life, or demanding body modifications. They want to dictate my price and lock me in their guilds just to sell my services for a cut. They’re all so greedy... so disgusting.

Against my will, gray mana flashes across my palm before I shake it off, dissolving it.

With a sigh, I turn around and take a step, only to bounce off someone. "I am sorry," I begin to apologize instantly, only to realize who it is.

A young woman with messy brown hair stands there, her eyes glowing with a light that always seemed so free and full of life to me.

Tacita smiles at me and waves, her movement drawing symbols into the air with the tip of her finger, glowing with mana.

ヽ(°〇°)ノ

I laugh, but the sound dies when I see a man approaching. "Lady Lily, I-" He doesn't get to finish, or even get close, before he's reeling back with a dagger buried in his arm.

Tacita smiles at him and shoos him away playfully, while the man stares with wide eyes.

He still tries to say something, but Tacita sighs and points a finger at him in a gesture that looks like a finger gun and mimes the recoil of a shot.

Nothing happens, making the bleeding man even more confused and Tacita annoyed. She taps her chest a few times, and something moves there. From an inner pocket of her jacket, a sleepy head pokes out. It has golden fur with cute black eyes. A small baby ferret.

Tacita makes her finger gun again and shoots at the man again, and the ferret yawns, sticking out a tongue, but it does nothing for the mute girl. The man, meanwhile, smartly disappears.

Turning back to me, she draws.

(メ ̄▽ ̄)︻┳═一

"Gun?" I mutter.

She stands by my side before I even realize it and nods happily while showing me the sleepy baby ferret. She points at it and draws again.

︻┳═一

"The ferret is a gun?"

Tacita nods wildly but then lifts her hand, gesturing as if it isn't fully that. She looks around and turns into a blur before returning a few seconds later. The cute baby ferret doesn't seem to be shaken by the fast movement at all and instead is dozing off again.

Excitedly, Tacita puts a piece of white cloth on the ground, on which she places green and red clothes. She creates vertical stripes of green, white, and red, reminiscent of a flag. An Italian one.

I can't help but smile seeing her excitement and move closer to look at the flag, in the process, softly bumping into her. She pulls away but doesn't attack aggressively. She rubs the shoulder I bumped into while looking at me.

I begin to pick up what she wants to tell me. "So you meant gun in Italian?"

She nods so quickly her brown hair flies around her head, but again she gestures as if it isn't that fully.

"So not a gun? A weapon? Pistol... eh, shotgun, rifle-" before I finish, she nods quickly.

"So rifle it is." I put my hands behind my back and lean to the side to get a better view of the golden baby ferret. It is so reminiscent of the one Biscuit befriended and that saved Izzy, making her cry over its pitiful life and end. That ferret continues to sleep, and Tacita protectively covers it, hiding it from my sight as if she doesn't want to share.

I like how free she is, how wild, and how much she knows what she wants and just follows through. In a way, I think I am really jealous of her.

"A, B, C, D, E, F," I begin, and she stops me at F.

I nod and start again. "A, B, C..." I continue longer, and it takes us a while until I get the name.

Fucile. Or Fuci, for short.

Tacita’s gun.

Comments (39)

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FirstRadiì · April 16, 2026

I was always curious about her, since her name is an Italian word. That was certainly a clue but wasn't enough

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Ian · April 10, 2026

Lovely Supernatural thumbnail

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Vinnie · March 24, 2026

Tacita is my favorite character !!! Shes so adorable!!!

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Youkai-sama · March 24, 2026

Lily takin asshole lessons from Nate! 🤣

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jobe matula · March 24, 2026

I love this chapter 🥰🥰🥰🥰

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Sean · March 23, 2026

The ferret on the 9th floor and Tacita are weirdly similar so it makes sense. I still laugh a little about the ferret bathing in blood and all the boys are just like 'Jesus fuck what is this demon'

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Kevin · March 23, 2026

Just to be clear Tacita’s ferret is not the same ferret on the 9th floor. The ferret, while an animal, was still a tutorial floor native, and they can’t leave their floors.

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Little Watchmaker · March 23, 2026

What is the target nat wants to disease in the middle of floor 1? Have we seen it before?

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LawBear2005 · March 23, 2026

We have not seen it. We just know that anyone that has hasn’t lived to tell the tale. Including several previous S ranks

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zoarian · March 23, 2026

What would Nat do? Option 1. Cause a huge explosion and promptly blame the Ruler of Diligence. Option 2. Direct the annoyance at Tess to deal with. Option 3. Call someone a noble lady's pet. Fail to elaborate. Leave.

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frozzi · March 23, 2026

Damn, just imagine if Ruby actually not stalking him at this moment and having her attention elsewhere, and returns to beyond after a while: "Wait, what do you mean I now owe an item to Diligence ? And I need to clear aftermath of some epidemic rot that killed half the atendees of first floor? I WAS GONE FOR JUST 2 DAYS" Nat is like that dumb pet who drops a cup of tea on the floor the second you turn away

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Arme nd · March 23, 2026

Honestly no way Ruby for that matter probably even Kindness would ever miss a chance to see Diligence sitting in Nats lap and getting petted.

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Hms · March 23, 2026

Should change that name to Fucule...would be more fitting with her personality

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Jimbo · March 23, 2026

The Boy's Last Trip storyline is the funniest so far, by a lot. They are all deranged and seemingly having a good time. Lily...has been hanging with Nat way too much.

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Andrew · March 23, 2026

Thank you!

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Kid · March 23, 2026

Thank u

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Kirin · March 23, 2026

Thank you for the chappie!

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Lance Beam · March 23, 2026

TFTC. Mor Mor's smile though.

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Heraclitus · March 23, 2026

Tacita with a spawn or cousin of that Ferret is absolutely terrifying.

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Skye · March 23, 2026

Or the same, they all get a different iteration of the same floor member?

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Anon · March 23, 2026

Thanks! I have a bad day and this chapter made me laugh.

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Terri Harris · March 23, 2026

I feel like Nat may have gone a bit overboard as clearly Diligence knows something about what is in the center of the 1st floor. Zants adorable ness is gonna get expensive. This is definitely gonna blow up some how! Im still excited about Xyphos and the labyrinth. Tftc

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DasThammo · March 23, 2026

Is it just me or is Tacita kinda adorable? Sure deadly and dangerous, but also kinda cut 🤔

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Blaxxun · March 23, 2026

Always has been

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Subliminary · March 23, 2026

Why can’t she just spell words in the air?

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Errat1k · March 23, 2026

Takes all the fun out of it!

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tost · March 23, 2026

"Why does the cube have a function to recognize mana signatures and, based on that, target the smoke at Savant for the past thirty minutes?" TOP! I really like this alternative beach‑episode thingy going on here XD So, about the last section… what’s going on with Tacita and the whole gun part??? Is it totally random? A reference I’m sooo not getting? What am I missing here?

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tyhuko · March 23, 2026

Fucile in Italian likely translates to Rifle. The translator confirms it, so basically it's really hard for her to put that into emojis.

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Fdrugc · March 23, 2026

Tftc.

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Oaktree · March 23, 2026

Nat who has gotten used to talking to rulers and absolute on the regular: How hey diligence can we make a deal. Rest of the group: what the hell.

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Joseph Serret · March 23, 2026

Tavita with ferret gun is funny as hell

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John · March 23, 2026

Why was Dilligence so nice now?

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TheOne320 · March 23, 2026

He isn't. He always tries to be neutral.

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Sir Supports Alot · March 23, 2026

Lol

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Nemesis · March 23, 2026

"Why does the cube have a function to recognize mana signatures and, based on that, target the smoke at Savant for the past thirty minutes?" "I have no idea what you are talking about." 🤣 oh Nat...

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Nemesis · March 23, 2026

Dean on the thumbnail?!

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tyhuko · March 23, 2026

TFTC! Tacita calling her Ferret "Gun / Fucile" is actually really funny. Guess it's hard for her to translate into emojis. Nat petting the little Zant/Diligence is gonna give him a weird class, isn't it?

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Zach Hajdalenko · March 23, 2026

Great chapter image! TFTC!!

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vEnviouz · March 23, 2026

TFTC!!!