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January 23, 2026

Almost there!

Hello everyone! I don’t want to leave you in the dark about the update. On the 19th of this month, I finished everything that was left and sent it to my programmer. He’s currently putting all the pieces together and said it will be finished on the 26th. Once he sends me the game, I’ll immediately set the location musics and check that everything is working properly.

The estimated release date is still the 30th of this month; however, things tend to go sideways, so I can’t give a guaranteed date. If you don’t see an update on the 30th, don’t panic,it just means I’m still working on it. When I release the update, it will be an early release for $15+ patrons. After four days, the update will be released for free. While we’re doing our best to deliver a bug-free update, if you notice any bugs during those four days, please let me know so I can fix them before the public release.

At the moment, I’m waiting for Noobist, and in the meantime I’m preparing my Discord server by adding new commands, emoticons, stickers, and anything else to make it a great place to hang out. I’m also considering creating a Reddit page, but I’m not fully sure yet. I’ve also made a new trailer with music specifically created for Valeria. The track is called “You’re a Wildfire,” and it perfectly describes her. I’ll share it with the release post.

I’m exhausted and anxious, but also very hyped, and we’re very close now. I hope this will be a great update, something you truly enjoy. I’ve tried to make the visuals as sexy and beautiful as possible, keep the script funny and hot with a good flow, and ensure the voices, music, locations, items, and secrets are all the highest quality I can deliver, and the quality you deserve.

My goal remains the same: to keep climbing higher and pushing further. I plan to bring Valeria and Zoey to the very top, I truly believe they deserve to be there.
That’s all for now. Thank you, and take care.(I uploaded the textless version of the picture as an attachment.)

Comments (17)

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Saul Fuquene · February 6, 2026

Cuando vas a sacar el juego gratis men

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The Restaurant · February 6, 2026

In 12 hours, bro. Get ready!

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Aiko · February 1, 2026

When will you launch??

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The Restaurant · February 1, 2026

I’m rebuilding now and will be done very soon. I ran into some game-breaking bugs.Sorry to keep you waiting.

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Andreas Radmacher · January 24, 2026

Hello. Is a German translation included?

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The Restaurant · January 24, 2026

Currently, we haven’t added any translations yet. I specifically decided to postpone that because we’re going back and forth fixing things. I think I’ll leave translations for another day, maybe before the Steam release in future

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PickerPatron · January 23, 2026

Oh my goodness, that's scary 😱! That fire is really intense🔥. Let's hope Vale... I mean, let's hope Noobist doesn't burn the food (update) 🙏. Stay strong, Xell 💪😎👍!

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The Restaurant · January 24, 2026

I hope nothing like that happens, he’s on it.🙏

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Stefan Johansen · January 23, 2026

Hey hey hey! Finally I can continue to corrupt my mind!!! Hobo babe, I'm coming... Wait who said that...

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The Curious One · January 23, 2026

Ah there seems to be a wonderful menu in the making and I can hardly wait till the dish will be served. 😋😋😋

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The Restaurant · January 23, 2026

I hope it’s something you’ll like, that’s all that matters. ❤️

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DST1er · January 23, 2026

Bonjour, une version française serais bien venu comme au tout début ;)

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The Restaurant · January 23, 2026

Same here, bro. I can’t wait to finish this. It’s all up to my programmer, I hope he finishes quickly.

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Jonathan Hang · January 23, 2026

Can't wait 😁!!! All good 😉! I'm waiting for the new menu item, Xell 😋! I heard from the chefs that it's banging good 😛! You got this, Xell & Our Restaurant Team ✊🏻❤️‍🔥👨‍🍳👩‍🍳!!! I WANT TO EAT 🍽!!! I WANT A PLEN-TI-FUL FEAST 🥰!!! Served by my lovely Restaurant ladies 😍! And a little extra something later 😘❤️! Shower me in love, ladies 🫶🏻🫰🏻!!!

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The Restaurant · January 23, 2026

❤️‍🔥I hope he finishes quickly. I don’t want any more delays. Thanks for the good wishes, mate.

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TysonL · January 23, 2026

please go into a steam early access next month. you put more than enough content to qualify for a EA release

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The Restaurant · January 23, 2026

I will go there eventually, bro. I’ve got some issues in my personal life that I need to deal with first, but it’s on my mind.