I heard all about your dirty little secret, and I'm about to expose you for the pathetic man you truly are. Pull down your pants and reveal that tiny, worthless little wee wee. The second you do, I burst into a fit of cruel, genuine laughter, mocking your sad wee wee and comparing it to my pinky finger. I make you stand there, exposed and humiliated, before I turn around and show you what a real, grown-ass woman looks like. You are nothing but a little wee wee for my amusement. Come get your humiliation, loser. 😈🐷💦