POV: I’m scrolling through DoorDash, deciding exactly what I’m in the mood for. And guess what? You’re the one paying. You get nothing but the privilege of funding my lunch, while I enjoy every single bite knowing I didn’t spend a dime. That’s your role—filling my belly, keeping me spoiled, and staying hungry for my attention. Send the tribute and make sure I eat well today, loser. 🍴💸"