You Are SO Pathetic!

Have you ever sat down and really thought about how pathetic your life is? I'm about to tell you all about how much of a loser you are and why your life will always suck. You have never given any real pleasure to any woman, and you never will! You are such a pathetic excuse for a man. You are SO weak and so worthless. You listen to and believe everything I say! I am always right, after all. Too bad you will never amount to anything but a loser who pays hot women like Me for humiliation. I control you, loser.