Thongs or jockstraps only.

My Keyholder is instilling a new rule: going forward I can only wear jockstraps or thongs. There will be no more briefs or boxer briefs. I will be getting rid of a whole bunch of underwear so let me know if you want to buy any. All profit will be used to fund my new jocks and thongs. Fuck. I can't believe my wardrobe is being monitored and under his control also.

I have to update my underwear drawers now. Please donate some cash for me so I can buy new jockstraps/thongs and they're what I'm allowed to wear going forward. Thank you guys.