You turn the TV down, flip the channel back to home shopping network so the "return" button gives you an innocent option in case anyone walks in. Now, back to the Skinemax commercials...

I had TOO much fun making this video. From the cheesy dialogue and sexy word-play, to the super outdated transitions and editing and the faded colors, this maybe my favorite video yet... and I think it may soon be you guys' as well.

Using the release date of the original Friday the 13th -- May 9, 1980 -- as a basis for this video, I opted to pull out all the vintage stops here to show off the overly sexualized summer-camp trope with its epitome -- sexy wet T-shirt Car washes. Only there's a catch, "we have no cars!" "That's okay Lori, I'll just practice on you".

Be Sure to check out this over 9 Minute video of Calypso and I showing you the best way to wash your car, complete with soapy, sudsy fun; soaked, see-through white t-shirts, and all the rubbing, squeezing, and girl/girl washing action you can wrap your hands and minds around. And, for the first time, this video features some wonderful "narrated instructions" by the both of us...

Let me be clear here, we both get very wet and soaked by ourselves and the other girl. we are wearing no bra, no pasties, and no undershirts. There are no censor bars, implied nudity, or pixelation. nothing in the way except a very thin and very translucent T-shirt. Its just me, calypso, the water, and our piercings ;).

You are not going to want to miss this trip down nostalgia lane, trust me.

(Bonus points to the first person to catch the hidden meaning in this trailer!)