Nancy? Nancy from that movie The Craft? Holy fucking shit! Are you having sex with me right now? I mean Nancy- You must be because that is what is clearly happening. Nancy is having intercourse and no one can possibly stop her. On account of the powers or something. She's frankly out of control, the only thing she wants in this world is some penis. But the guy, what about the guy!? Is he a victim in all of this? It's you, you're the guy, are you a victim?! Who really knows! You could know, you could find out, you could get to the bottom of this fucking mystery by picking up the video! You're going to be like a modern-day Sherlock Holmes when you discover what's going on here. By the time you get to the bottom of this case, there might be some orgasms afoot but that's all part of the adventure? Yeah, it's part of the fucking adventure! Now get in there, go get some adventures or some orgasms or whatever. You're contributing to my life in a positive way and that's something to be proud of? I don't know man! Look at this video! I'm all sex and stuff!

Also, when we reach the goal of the fundraiser, there is a uncensored version of this! I know, pretty hot! Hence the teaser to a blowjob 💦