What you got there? Right there! I'm talking about that thing in your face, oh, that must be my ass! That must be my enormously fat ass directly in your face. I am sitting right on top of you and there's nothing you could do. You could barely fucking breathe my ass eliminating all available oxygen! You can't find a way out, you know how much my ass weighs? Let me tell you, probably like 40 lb! But that's a lot for an ass when you think about it. I'm 140 lb walking around and I think my butt makes up a pretty good portion of my body. So I don't think it's any stretch to say that it could be the heaviest part of me. And you know what the heaviest part of me is doing? It's sitting right on your goddamn face! You can wriggle and you can rise but nothing is going to get you out of there. There's only one way out actually, you got to eat your way out! You got to eat your way out until there's nothing left. You got to fucking eat me alive! Think you can eat 40 lb of food? That's what I'm telling you to do right now. You're going to basically commit manslaughter but to save your life, in a sexy way though! Now completely eat through my entire body until there is nothing left so that you can live another day but with boners or something!