Just got your message, and it's it's sexy as always! That's right, sex messaging, or is the kids call it sex phoning! And you know who's sex phoning you, your alternative girlfriend! Is she an e-girl? Is she some kind of colorful goth, that seems kind of like an oxymoron, that doesn't matter though. She's super alternative, I don't even really fucking understand what that means... Alternative to what? A girl with a normal hair color? A person who dresses their age? What the fuck does alternative mean? Does anyone know what alternative means? Shit, this thing still recording what I'm saying. Fuck!

So there you were, receiving some sex phones when all of a sudden, it got even spicier. That's right, bear, uncensored boobies, butts in mirrors! There's basically a party going on and the party features naked body parts! Fuck, that sounds pretty horrible. A party with a bunch of naked body parts. Does that not sound like a horrible sla sher film? It's like some kind of movie that features the long forgotten remains of many travelers who went too far into the South, you know? It's like the Texas chainsaw massacre kind of shit. But that's not what's happening here! This is sexy and stuff like that! So your alternative, whatever that means, girlfriend is sending you sexy pics that feature boober sends and butts! She's super horny and you know who's horny, you. It's not up to you though. You're just horny, in this scenario you're fucking horny. So now that we've established that you are both mutually horny, the scene is set. Both of you are craving each other's bodies and it's a battle to see who gets there first! So pick this up and look at some not serial killer naked body parts with a girl who is alternatively different compared to some kind of ambiguous definition of what a girl is and with lots of sex phoning!